Powerful Two-Hander
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I changed my picture from a skeleton with a boner because I feel like people weren't taking me seriously.
You know what really boils my piss? Hotel kettles.
June 7, 2025 at 5:22 PM
You know what really boils my piss? Hotel kettles.
Yes! Ha ha ha! Yes!
April 19, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Yes! Ha ha ha! Yes!
lmao they actually implemented this bug I got playing Colonization like 20 years ago.
April 12, 2025 at 10:06 AM
lmao they actually implemented this bug I got playing Colonization like 20 years ago.
Watched avengers endgame and there's a bit where Tony Stark basically goes "computer, solve time travel for me" and it goes "processing.... simulation solved" and lmao that's what Chatgpt is going to do.
April 12, 2025 at 9:55 AM
Watched avengers endgame and there's a bit where Tony Stark basically goes "computer, solve time travel for me" and it goes "processing.... simulation solved" and lmao that's what Chatgpt is going to do.
When you go to your friend's house and they only have 50% of each character set so you have to just make do and combine them.
March 27, 2025 at 12:24 PM
When you go to your friend's house and they only have 50% of each character set so you have to just make do and combine them.
"This Whole Thing Smacks Of Italy," i holler as i overturn my uncle Sam's intelligence agencies and turn the most sophisticated spying machine in human history into a butthole Lazer of Shit
February 25, 2025 at 8:11 PM
"This Whole Thing Smacks Of Italy," i holler as i overturn my uncle Sam's intelligence agencies and turn the most sophisticated spying machine in human history into a butthole Lazer of Shit
I think it might be lots of people catching the flu, could anyone with medical knowledge confirm?
January 8, 2025 at 11:57 AM
I think it might be lots of people catching the flu, could anyone with medical knowledge confirm?
The bots have arrived, time for some
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January 3, 2025 at 1:59 PM
The bots have arrived, time for some
Pussy
In
Bluesky
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Bluesky
"Well well well, check out Billy Big Bollocks over here" I say, stunning the delivery room staff and causing my wife to scream in what I assume is joy.
January 2, 2025 at 5:51 PM
"Well well well, check out Billy Big Bollocks over here" I say, stunning the delivery room staff and causing my wife to scream in what I assume is joy.
Re-watched Dune 2 and I still think it would have been improved if the line "Usul has called a big one!" was used by Chani when her and Paul were in the tent. Mr Villeneuve I'm available for script consultation any time.
December 27, 2024 at 11:50 PM
Re-watched Dune 2 and I still think it would have been improved if the line "Usul has called a big one!" was used by Chani when her and Paul were in the tent. Mr Villeneuve I'm available for script consultation any time.
Everyone needs to start calling it this.
My husband is very proud of his mancave but hates it when I refer to it as his boyzone.
December 22, 2024 at 3:37 PM
Everyone needs to start calling it this.
I had a dream where someone told me there was an Amazon echo in my house that I never knew about and so I wandered around shouting "Siri! Siri!" and I think this might actually have been a psychic vision of my future when I'm old and confused.
December 19, 2024 at 2:08 PM
I had a dream where someone told me there was an Amazon echo in my house that I never knew about and so I wandered around shouting "Siri! Siri!" and I think this might actually have been a psychic vision of my future when I'm old and confused.
It's amazing that in the 90s it was all "bright lights in the sky are UFOs!" and now it's somehow dumber with "they're Iranian stealth drones who turned their lights on!".
Or maybe the aliens just found something funnier to do to us.
Or maybe the aliens just found something funnier to do to us.
December 16, 2024 at 11:23 AM
It's amazing that in the 90s it was all "bright lights in the sky are UFOs!" and now it's somehow dumber with "they're Iranian stealth drones who turned their lights on!".
Or maybe the aliens just found something funnier to do to us.
Or maybe the aliens just found something funnier to do to us.
"it's the most wonderful time of the year!" No it fucking isn't you liar, it's cold and wet and I'm sick and I was none of those things in July.
December 9, 2024 at 4:31 PM
"it's the most wonderful time of the year!" No it fucking isn't you liar, it's cold and wet and I'm sick and I was none of those things in July.
This whole smiling CEO shooter thing is like Batman except that Batman is like "nah he's got a point actually" because Alfred got denied cover.
December 8, 2024 at 11:17 AM
This whole smiling CEO shooter thing is like Batman except that Batman is like "nah he's got a point actually" because Alfred got denied cover.
Incredible scenes here in the UK where politicians from the party that wants to leave the European convention on human rights so they can literally push migrants into the sea or send them to war zones are arguing against assisted dying because "it reduces the value of human life" #tories
November 29, 2024 at 1:04 PM
Incredible scenes here in the UK where politicians from the party that wants to leave the European convention on human rights so they can literally push migrants into the sea or send them to war zones are arguing against assisted dying because "it reduces the value of human life" #tories
It was like getting my ears assaulted by a scarecrow. A+ would be visited by The Horrors again.
November 28, 2024 at 11:06 PM
It was like getting my ears assaulted by a scarecrow. A+ would be visited by The Horrors again.
Going to a concert on my own and torn between "I am cool because this band is obscure and nobody I know has heard of them" and "I am lame because nobody wants to go with me".
November 28, 2024 at 11:39 AM
Going to a concert on my own and torn between "I am cool because this band is obscure and nobody I know has heard of them" and "I am lame because nobody wants to go with me".
Too late they already did, it's called MS Teams and it hates all of us.
if you designed an app in the lab specifically for me to hate it would be "infinite strangers being confidently incorrect while making eye contact"
November 26, 2024 at 2:24 PM
Too late they already did, it's called MS Teams and it hates all of us.
The one thing it's apparently impossible for politicians to legislate wrt young people is anything to do with stopping politicians from sexually assaulting them
November 21, 2024 at 1:00 PM
The one thing it's apparently impossible for politicians to legislate wrt young people is anything to do with stopping politicians from sexually assaulting them
Phew, what a long day at work of having the same frustrating conversations with my colleagues over and over again.
Time to go home and relax with Elden Ring and have frustrating fights with undead over and over again.
Time to go home and relax with Elden Ring and have frustrating fights with undead over and over again.
November 18, 2024 at 11:58 PM
Phew, what a long day at work of having the same frustrating conversations with my colleagues over and over again.
Time to go home and relax with Elden Ring and have frustrating fights with undead over and over again.
Time to go home and relax with Elden Ring and have frustrating fights with undead over and over again.
Started playing Elden Ring and chose the basic bitch character and lol I forgot how little gear you find. Killed a knight? Sorry his armour is made of dust and all you get is three crossbow bolts, ur welcome tarnished.
November 14, 2024 at 6:29 PM
Started playing Elden Ring and chose the basic bitch character and lol I forgot how little gear you find. Killed a knight? Sorry his armour is made of dust and all you get is three crossbow bolts, ur welcome tarnished.
TFW you release to production on a Friday and immediately find a breaking bug and don't want to deal with it.
they shoulda expected this, that bear is clearly a member of M.O.P.
November 8, 2024 at 1:13 PM
TFW you release to production on a Friday and immediately find a breaking bug and don't want to deal with it.
I never thought people would vote to have leopards to eat their own face.
November 6, 2024 at 1:46 PM
I never thought people would vote to have leopards to eat their own face.
Has Sisyphus ever considered breaking his work down into sprints?
October 22, 2024 at 10:04 AM
Has Sisyphus ever considered breaking his work down into sprints?