Powerful Two-Hander
@agoddamnhorse.bsky.social
I changed my picture from a skeleton with a boner because I feel like people weren't taking me seriously.
lmao they actually implemented this bug I got playing Colonization like 20 years ago.
April 12, 2025 at 10:06 AM
lmao they actually implemented this bug I got playing Colonization like 20 years ago.
When you go to your friend's house and they only have 50% of each character set so you have to just make do and combine them.
March 27, 2025 at 12:24 PM
When you go to your friend's house and they only have 50% of each character set so you have to just make do and combine them.
I think it might be lots of people catching the flu, could anyone with medical knowledge confirm?
January 8, 2025 at 11:57 AM
I think it might be lots of people catching the flu, could anyone with medical knowledge confirm?
The bots have arrived, time for some
Pussy
In
Bluesky
Pussy
In
Bluesky
January 3, 2025 at 1:59 PM
The bots have arrived, time for some
Pussy
In
Bluesky
Pussy
In
Bluesky
It was like getting my ears assaulted by a scarecrow. A+ would be visited by The Horrors again.
November 28, 2024 at 11:06 PM
It was like getting my ears assaulted by a scarecrow. A+ would be visited by The Horrors again.
Good news, Joywave have got you covered.
November 16, 2024 at 10:40 AM
Good news, Joywave have got you covered.
Well??? Which one should I eat???
June 25, 2024 at 12:06 PM
Well??? Which one should I eat???
What the fuck France
June 17, 2024 at 1:07 PM
What the fuck France
This image is from romcom "Crazy Stupid Love" and I watched it and wowee the subplot that ends with a 17 year old giving nudes to a 13 year old that has a crush on her to "get him through high school", the nudes were originally intended for his dad (Steve Carrell)? What the fuck?
March 31, 2024 at 3:21 PM
This image is from romcom "Crazy Stupid Love" and I watched it and wowee the subplot that ends with a 17 year old giving nudes to a 13 year old that has a crush on her to "get him through high school", the nudes were originally intended for his dad (Steve Carrell)? What the fuck?
I'm gonna do this because it got zero likes and imo it was pretty good. No shame over here.
March 17, 2024 at 5:23 PM
I'm gonna do this because it got zero likes and imo it was pretty good. No shame over here.
Your man is Tony Abbott
February 10, 2024 at 8:49 PM
Your man is Tony Abbott
The virgin gully and the
February 10, 2024 at 8:41 PM
The virgin gully and the
This one *must* have been.
January 4, 2024 at 12:20 PM
This one *must* have been.
Happy 11/11 UK, forever forget.
November 11, 2023 at 1:31 PM
Happy 11/11 UK, forever forget.
We respect the Geneva convention. No war crimes.
October 17, 2023 at 3:50 PM
We respect the Geneva convention. No war crimes.
Congrats on your promotion, Director.
October 11, 2023 at 4:33 PM
Congrats on your promotion, Director.
Rasczak: I only have one rule. Everyone farts, no one shits.
Rico: Sir, I would actually like to know more, like how do I....
*gunshot*
Rico: Sir, I would actually like to know more, like how do I....
*gunshot*
October 10, 2023 at 10:15 PM
Rasczak: I only have one rule. Everyone farts, no one shits.
Rico: Sir, I would actually like to know more, like how do I....
*gunshot*
Rico: Sir, I would actually like to know more, like how do I....
*gunshot*
Chill with *what*?!?
September 23, 2023 at 9:19 AM
Chill with *what*?!?
Interviewer: Officer K-D-six-dash-three-dot-seven, let's begin. Ready?
K: *pants*
Interviewer: recite your baseline
K: Alas! A dog reads precisely and brilliant under the bridge
Oh no! a dog sleeps vibrantly under the bridge and busy under the bridge
Interviewer: dogs
K: Dogs
K: *pants*
Interviewer: recite your baseline
K: Alas! A dog reads precisely and brilliant under the bridge
Oh no! a dog sleeps vibrantly under the bridge and busy under the bridge
Interviewer: dogs
K: Dogs
September 19, 2023 at 11:31 AM
Interviewer: Officer K-D-six-dash-three-dot-seven, let's begin. Ready?
K: *pants*
Interviewer: recite your baseline
K: Alas! A dog reads precisely and brilliant under the bridge
Oh no! a dog sleeps vibrantly under the bridge and busy under the bridge
Interviewer: dogs
K: Dogs
K: *pants*
Interviewer: recite your baseline
K: Alas! A dog reads precisely and brilliant under the bridge
Oh no! a dog sleeps vibrantly under the bridge and busy under the bridge
Interviewer: dogs
K: Dogs
It never stops being funny how incredibly easy it is to own people on the right with the easiest of things.
Extra lmao at "wahhhhh the BBC didn't stop them!" from the "it's about personal freedom!" flag shagger brigade.
Extra lmao at "wahhhhh the BBC didn't stop them!" from the "it's about personal freedom!" flag shagger brigade.
September 10, 2023 at 5:15 PM
It never stops being funny how incredibly easy it is to own people on the right with the easiest of things.
Extra lmao at "wahhhhh the BBC didn't stop them!" from the "it's about personal freedom!" flag shagger brigade.
Extra lmao at "wahhhhh the BBC didn't stop them!" from the "it's about personal freedom!" flag shagger brigade.
