Powerful Two-Hander
@agoddamnhorse.bsky.social
I changed my picture from a skeleton with a boner because I feel like people weren't taking me seriously.
Wake up babe a new Sisyphus just dropped.
November 3, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Wake up babe a new Sisyphus just dropped.
Should have gone with "Hey! I thought I was the one that was supposed to be doing the bombing!"
October 17, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Should have gone with "Hey! I thought I was the one that was supposed to be doing the bombing!"
"Hey at least when you deport everyone from any culture that has decent food some of you won't be so fucking fat."
June 3, 2025 at 10:42 PM
"Hey at least when you deport everyone from any culture that has decent food some of you won't be so fucking fat."
In that case Skynet was right 👍
June 3, 2025 at 10:32 PM
In that case Skynet was right 👍
Skynet became self aware.
June 3, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Skynet became self aware.
It is not logical for me to ask the real Slim Shady to stand up when I am the real Slim Shady.
June 3, 2025 at 9:52 PM
It is not logical for me to ask the real Slim Shady to stand up when I am the real Slim Shady.
I think you'll find that the "third core device" has already been invented: it's that wifi connected buttplug that guy was using to cheat at chess.
May 27, 2025 at 8:35 PM
I think you'll find that the "third core device" has already been invented: it's that wifi connected buttplug that guy was using to cheat at chess.
If you're gonna have A Tribe Called Quest round your house you need to be prepared for the consequences.
May 24, 2025 at 1:57 PM
If you're gonna have A Tribe Called Quest round your house you need to be prepared for the consequences.
This reboot of The Railway Children is looking a bit over the top if you ask me.
(That'll only make sense to like five people)
(That'll only make sense to like five people)
May 22, 2025 at 7:50 AM
This reboot of The Railway Children is looking a bit over the top if you ask me.
(That'll only make sense to like five people)
(That'll only make sense to like five people)
I don't think I'd recognise the CEO of the company I work for let alone one of a different one.
May 22, 2025 at 7:48 AM
I don't think I'd recognise the CEO of the company I work for let alone one of a different one.
I hope the 690 comments are all calling her a shit.
April 20, 2025 at 1:50 PM
I hope the 690 comments are all calling her a shit.
Zero reaction lol I think I might be in trouble.
April 20, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Zero reaction lol I think I might be in trouble.
Aged idk 16 I did "work experience" at a major airport and got to go out on the airfield with the rangers and up the air traffic control tower all because my dad knew a guy.
Also I wrote a load of excel spreadsheets for calculating available runway distances that I really hope never got used.
Also I wrote a load of excel spreadsheets for calculating available runway distances that I really hope never got used.
April 19, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Aged idk 16 I did "work experience" at a major airport and got to go out on the airfield with the rangers and up the air traffic control tower all because my dad knew a guy.
Also I wrote a load of excel spreadsheets for calculating available runway distances that I really hope never got used.
Also I wrote a load of excel spreadsheets for calculating available runway distances that I really hope never got used.
Do you think they'd get the "mission accomplished" banner out again?
April 19, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Do you think they'd get the "mission accomplished" banner out again?
Sending this to my wife's catholic family right now
April 19, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Sending this to my wife's catholic family right now
Stupid "AI", firefighters obviously go into heat all the time!
April 19, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Stupid "AI", firefighters obviously go into heat all the time!
The very end scene where he's just gurning in the back of a car is a good "wtf lol" moment
April 18, 2025 at 7:45 PM
The very end scene where he's just gurning in the back of a car is a good "wtf lol" moment
God is a DM.
Now roll 1D10 to save vs. pillar of salt.
Now roll 1D10 to save vs. pillar of salt.
April 17, 2025 at 1:16 PM
God is a DM.
Now roll 1D10 to save vs. pillar of salt.
Now roll 1D10 to save vs. pillar of salt.
Me rolling 3D6 and getting all ones: well this fucking sucks what the fuck
April 17, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Me rolling 3D6 and getting all ones: well this fucking sucks what the fuck
Me and the boys rolling 3D6: haha ! fuck yeah!
April 17, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Me and the boys rolling 3D6: haha ! fuck yeah!
God damn I need to get a t-shirt with this on.
April 17, 2025 at 10:18 AM
God damn I need to get a t-shirt with this on.
It must be hard knowing that you'll forever be living in their shadow because of how cool they are.
April 17, 2025 at 10:18 AM
It must be hard knowing that you'll forever be living in their shadow because of how cool they are.
I could watch that clip all day. Probably the film too.
April 16, 2025 at 11:19 PM
I could watch that clip all day. Probably the film too.