the reason why "Who did you vote for" is such a prescient question

Did you dig this hole for me? Did you intend this evil for me? was this your plan for me? did you hope this wickedness for us, and it just happened to befall you?

If so... Please stop digging holes in the hopes of catching others

In advance of the Oscars tonight: a lot of comedy heroes let you down. They become unfunny/bitter/closed minded. Conan is the exception. He has grown & evolved & is funnier than he’s ever been. He’s also an extremely kind and lovely human. Just a sincere post to say: Conan rules.

Do Not Comply In Advance: bossy, already a cliche, implies permission to comply later

Fuck You, Make Me: leads by example, directs yelling at opposition instead of allies, easy to chant at a protest or put on a banner

it's been a rough week so i thought i'd rotate a gyro for everyone. as a treat

hi

We don’t believe in saying Happy Holidays here. In this house we say “Yippee kiyay, motherfucker.”

You’re the US Marines band at the White House and Mavis Staples 👑 walks into the room so you start playing "I’ll Take You There" and this happens👇

Officially feels like Christmas now that the T-Rex is decorated!

Statler has been crowned PEOPLE’s Sexiest Man Alive 2024.

let this image radicalize you

@darthbluesky.bsky.social Brought home the little guy on the right this week. Any idea on breed?

"Yes I approve the draft of this PDF, send it to the printers"

"Stop killing people" pretty much sums up my politics these days, whether we're talking genocide, covid, the environmental/healthcare/housing crisis, food insecurity, police brutality, lack of disability rights, attacks on LGBTQ+ folx, no access to reproductive medical care, etc etc etc. Just stop.

halloween decorations at businesses used to be like, haha there’s a skeleton behind the register at the store! cute. now they gotta make it look like there’s been a triple homicide at the accounting firm