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The road goes on forever. And the party never ends.
Not a furry, just a Jaguars fan.
World's Greatest Living Ky Based Leftist Jacksonville Jags Fan & Shit Poster W/ 600+ Follows (on birdapp)
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Not a furry, just a Jaguars fan.
World's Greatest Living Ky Based Leftist Jacksonville Jags Fan & Shit Poster W/ 600+ Follows (on birdapp)
18+
He/Him/they
pfp @_Anunnery @aminus.bsky.social
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Ligma balls
Someone tell me what Magdalen did today? My old posts about her resurfaced today, so she mustve done something
This loser is a deeply racist piece of shit, a virulent zionist, and a member of a bigoted cringe cult. She's ancient too, grandmere was making headlines in the 00's when she chose affiliation with the aftforementioned bigoted cringe cult over custody of her kid.
I was not only called slurs, but when I pointed out that those words are slurs, I was told that there's no such thing as slur words for women, and the words that exist solely to denigrate women are fine to use if the woman has it coming.
February 13, 2026 at 3:47 AM
Someone tell me what Magdalen did today? My old posts about her resurfaced today, so she mustve done something
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it was like flying spaghetti monster fundamentalism
February 12, 2026 at 8:20 PM
it was like flying spaghetti monster fundamentalism
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it's tifa tuesday 👊
February 10, 2026 at 3:33 PM
it's tifa tuesday 👊
We fucked up during covid
February 3, 2026 at 6:59 AM
We fucked up during covid
Before you complain about this take, look at my media tab first:
No need to start "bullying" theres already plenty of chucklefucks who go around bullyong people about alttext, the quality of alttext, the content of alttext, the depth of description of alttext. Alttext coos are fucking exhausting.
No need to start "bullying" theres already plenty of chucklefucks who go around bullyong people about alttext, the quality of alttext, the content of alttext, the depth of description of alttext. Alttext coos are fucking exhausting.
soon i’m just gonna start bullying people by name because i follow a lot of users who request alt text, so my feed is constantly chock full of those posts, and i’m not gonna unfollow them because they’re just trying to be helpful. you will be shamed instead because i am annoyed.
January 25, 2026 at 2:28 PM
Before you complain about this take, look at my media tab first:
No need to start "bullying" theres already plenty of chucklefucks who go around bullyong people about alttext, the quality of alttext, the content of alttext, the depth of description of alttext. Alttext coos are fucking exhausting.
No need to start "bullying" theres already plenty of chucklefucks who go around bullyong people about alttext, the quality of alttext, the content of alttext, the depth of description of alttext. Alttext coos are fucking exhausting.
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They say “where’s the gun?” — After the shots
Because they don’t realize one of them had already taken it — before the shots
Because they don’t realize one of them had already taken it — before the shots
January 24, 2026 at 8:47 PM
They say “where’s the gun?” — After the shots
Because they don’t realize one of them had already taken it — before the shots
Because they don’t realize one of them had already taken it — before the shots
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He's gonna take the beanie off and become Tortured Tim
January 24, 2026 at 9:30 PM
He's gonna take the beanie off and become Tortured Tim
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it's tifa tuesday! 👊
January 20, 2026 at 7:06 PM
it's tifa tuesday! 👊
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POKEY AND THE ANNOUNCEMENT yellow5.com/pokey
January 19, 2026 at 11:18 PM
POKEY AND THE ANNOUNCEMENT yellow5.com/pokey
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Another joke I stole from @pokeythepenguin.bsky.social
January 18, 2026 at 7:20 PM
Another joke I stole from @pokeythepenguin.bsky.social
Al-Shaair offsetting all the bad karma he generates on the field (by being one of the dirtiest defensive players Ive seen in the modern era) with some good karma.
January 19, 2026 at 5:45 PM
Al-Shaair offsetting all the bad karma he generates on the field (by being one of the dirtiest defensive players Ive seen in the modern era) with some good karma.
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This is clearly the kind of voter that will be won over by the cautious and deliberate leadership of Chuck Schumer and Hakeem Jeffries
January 14, 2026 at 2:31 PM
This is clearly the kind of voter that will be won over by the cautious and deliberate leadership of Chuck Schumer and Hakeem Jeffries
Following around AI posters and shouting You'll Never Be An Artist at them
January 14, 2026 at 2:30 PM
Following around AI posters and shouting You'll Never Be An Artist at them
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To the tune of "Video killed the radio star"
September 11, 2025 at 10:50 PM
To the tune of "Video killed the radio star"
"I crave lubrication"
January 10, 2026 at 3:58 PM
"I crave lubrication"
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Watching chernobyl again like
January 8, 2026 at 2:45 AM
Watching chernobyl again like
Watching chernobyl again like
January 8, 2026 at 2:45 AM
Watching chernobyl again like
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Getting a flashback to when a chunk of British legal Twitter moved to Bluesky last year. A KC posted about how engaging with a notorious transphobe got him on blocklists, I posted the famous quote about there being a Nazi at the table, and he threatened me with legal action and demanded I delete it:
It’s OK, another person found it for me — Wonkish (not Wokist)’s skeet, and your reply. Is this what you were talking about?
January 7, 2026 at 2:43 PM
Getting a flashback to when a chunk of British legal Twitter moved to Bluesky last year. A KC posted about how engaging with a notorious transphobe got him on blocklists, I posted the famous quote about there being a Nazi at the table, and he threatened me with legal action and demanded I delete it:
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A salacious defamation on my part. I resign myself to my punishment in the KINGS COURT! I shall be eating gruel before the day is through. Woe that I had thought twice before crossing swords with a BARRISTER.
September 9, 2024 at 3:14 PM
A salacious defamation on my part. I resign myself to my punishment in the KINGS COURT! I shall be eating gruel before the day is through. Woe that I had thought twice before crossing swords with a BARRISTER.
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How am I supposed to explain checkmarks to my kids?
January 6, 2026 at 10:13 AM
How am I supposed to explain checkmarks to my kids?
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*walking into gamestop with the biggest erection i've ever had in my life*
one copy of animal crossing please
one copy of animal crossing please
January 6, 2026 at 6:52 AM
*walking into gamestop with the biggest erection i've ever had in my life*
one copy of animal crossing please
one copy of animal crossing please
Rev Dunn is a long time Jacksonville Jaguars doehard fan & Jags Social Media staple. Ashley Coen is Jacksonville Jaguars' first year head coach Liam Coen's wife. When a Texans fan talked shit about his "cheap seats" the First Lady of Ducal swoops in to hook Eric up.
#jags #jaguars
#jags #jaguars
January 6, 2026 at 7:02 AM