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Alcoholic Father Granted Posthumous Sainthood By Catholic Family
Alcoholic Father Granted Posthumous Sainthood By Catholic Family
November 22, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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printsminions.bsky.social
😭
November 22, 2025 at 8:09 PM
afonso.bsky.social
vim aqui pq aquela bosta de X não para de recomendar post a favor de Israel
primeira coisa que vejo aqui: homofobia recreativa
June 14, 2025 at 10:09 PM
afonso.bsky.social
os cUSA voltarão pra 1830
juddlegum.bsky.social Judd Legum @juddlegum.bsky.social · Feb 14
Missouri's AG Andrew Bailey is suing Starbucks, arguing that its workforce is too "female" and "non-white" and as a result Missouri consumers “pay higher prices and wait longer for goods and services" because its workforce is "less qualified"

This is a brazenly racist and sexist lawsuit.
February 15, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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rebeccarhelm.bsky.social
Scientists first collected a pig butt worm from the dark ocean depths near Monterey, California. The size of marbles, pigbutts are a near complete mystery. Officially described in 2007, scientists aren’t even sure if the pigbutt form is an adult, or just a very very awkward adolescent stage.
A very pig butt looking round marble like animal that is pink. Photo by MBARI. The “front” of a pig butt worm showing tentacles and a round body. Image by MBARI. The bottom of a pig butt worm showing it’s odd bilateral butt cheeks. Images by MBARI
February 12, 2025 at 7:52 PM
afonso.bsky.social
umas das últimas lembranças boas no finado Twitter foi ler as incríveis threads do @karlcifer.bsky.social
bons tempos
January 26, 2025 at 1:34 PM
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dominicervolina.com
I would like to report a murder

(this is deadmau5 calling out DJ 3lau for playing Trump's inauguration)
3lau deadmau5 Here's the best takeaway, not a single person in that entire dumbfuck administration has ever known who the fuck you were, cared about you, or even gives the remotest shit about you, and you certainly won't be remembered by any of em. But everyone in this business will remember that you stood behind nazis and convicted felons who would further marginalize the very people who gave you a platform. What very little respect I had for you is gone. So glad you got some drink tickets out of the deal, enjoy them, you nepo pissbaby. Reply View 32 previous replies subtronics 38m @deadmau5 i had to unblock this dude just to like this comment HAHAHHAILUFHAWEILFUHAILSED FUHADILSFUHDSF HOLY FUCK
January 25, 2025 at 1:51 AM
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neologista.bsky.social
depois que eu me mudei para a vila do bluesky, a luiza sonsa deixou de existir e eu acho isso lindo
January 14, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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kylietcheung.bsky.social
this guy went on the Joe Rogan podcast to accuse other companies of insufficient innovation
January 11, 2025 at 9:03 PM
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theonion.com
‘We Must Protect The Pure Aryan Bloodline,’ Says Child After 9 Minutes Of Unsupervised Facebook Access
‘We Must Protect The Pure Aryan Bloodline,’ Says Child After 9 Minutes Of Unsupervised Facebook Access
PEABODY, MA—Having discovered the social media website open on his father’s unattended laptop, local 6-year-old Oliver Sherman stated “We must protect the pure Aryan bloodline” Friday after nine minut...
theonion.com
January 11, 2025 at 9:42 PM
afonso.bsky.social
I’m feeling like a butterfly trapped inside a plane
January 10, 2025 at 10:59 PM
afonso.bsky.social
a Björk cantaria isso e eu amaria
anamaryb.bsky.social Ana Mary @anamaryb.bsky.social · Jan 8
beije meus seios enquanto estao frescos. maduros, firmes e vermelhos. doces e suculentos. deixe q seu suco escorra em seus labios. morda cada verruga e engula. essa é minha semente plantada em voce. vou desabrochar em seu estomago,como um parasita e te comer por dentro. floresça!
January 8, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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sketchynews.net
[TMZ]Best Golden Globes Moments Through The Years - TMZ To kick off tonight's 82nd Golden Globe Awards, we're taking a look back at the standout moments since the Globes' inception, dating all the way back to the 1940s.
January 6, 2025 at 5:15 PM
afonso.bsky.social
“Chico Barney” em 2025
January 5, 2025 at 11:23 PM
afonso.bsky.social
sem roubar, poste sua última selfie
January 5, 2025 at 11:18 PM
afonso.bsky.social
gente? eu tô sem acreditar ainda
RIP The Vivianne
a drag queen in a white wig and a silver dress
ALT: a drag queen in a white wig and a silver dress
media.tenor.com
January 5, 2025 at 7:47 PM
afonso.bsky.social
amei a Suzie Toot tmb
mas espero que façam ela mudar aquela make
January 4, 2025 at 3:53 PM
afonso.bsky.social
esse lugar me deixou impressionado
January 4, 2025 at 3:50 PM
afonso.bsky.social
não dá pra continuar seguindo essa galera que usa “NGL”
December 30, 2024 at 8:09 PM
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sabinezinha.bsky.social
caraio padre alugou um triplex na minha cabeça
print de um post do Instagram do padre Júlio Lancellotti e na imagem está escrito “eu não luto para vencer. Eu sei que vou perder. Eu luto para ser fiel até o fim. A minha perspectiva é o fracasso, porque nesse sistema se eu não fracassar, é porque eu aderi a ele”
December 29, 2024 at 7:46 PM
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marciovianna.bsky.social
Dá pra ganhar mil fazendo dieta e chorando.
Capa da revista Sou + Eu, com matérias como "ganho R$ 500 para chorar em velórios", "minha família adora capotar carros" e "Ganhe R$ 500 com a sua dieta", entre outras.
December 29, 2024 at 3:17 PM
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pixelatedboat.bsky.social
The Musk/Grimes romance didn’t last but it’s still beautiful that two people who are stupid in the exact same way found each other
cait.bsky.social cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · Dec 28
god she rules so much. what the fuck am i reading
Grimes @Grimezsz It is so monumentally embarrassing that I am finally getting into Christianity because it's the only way I can quit vaping. I am more of a general deist/ feel like god is physics/ math / sees itself thru our eyes kinda vibe in terms of what l "actually think" (the universe is also probably dead and empty except yeh idk prob not ngl)
December 29, 2024 at 1:39 AM
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moara.bsky.social
Não esqueçam o que realmente importa nesse Natal
imagem real de Digimon mostrando Gabumon crucificado
December 24, 2024 at 12:20 PM
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pangolimgigante.bsky.social
Recentemente eu li um artigo de uma jornalista sul-africana sobre a devoção do público de seu país ao cantor Chris Brown e vendo a comoção com ele aqui, pensei que temos muito em comum. Realmente mulher vale menos que merda pra uma galera bem grande.
An allegiance to abusers
This weekend, Chris Brown will perform two sold-out concerts in South Africa. His relationship to the country reveals the twisted dynamic between a black American artist with a track record of violenc...
africasacountry.com
December 23, 2024 at 3:12 AM
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desktophippie.bsky.social
Lads, Lassies, Ladles and Gellyspoons, it is Sunday the 22nd of December and it’s time to face one simple truth; either Star Trek got this date slightly wrong, or we are about to have the most epic nine days in Irish history. #SpéirGhorm #Treksky
It’s Next Gen era Lieutenant Commander Data on the bridge of the Starship Enterprise (NCC-1701D) in his gold uniform facing (then) Captain Picard, speaking to the Captain in his red uniform. The caption reads “the Irish Unification of 2024,” so I think we can all agree that either Data had a glitch, Star Trek canon “historical” records on this point were slightly off, or the next nine days are going to be the most epic days in Irish history. On the plus side we didn’t get the Bell riots either. Just some guy assassinating the CEO of a health insurance company.
December 22, 2024 at 4:42 PM