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One of these days I'll wake up to good news. Today is not that day.
January 24, 2026 at 6:47 PM
One of these days I'll wake up to good news. Today is not that day.
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bro it's not even February wtf
January 17, 2026 at 10:36 PM
bro it's not even February wtf
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There honestly cannot be a satire cutting enough to make fun of Americans. What the fuck do you mean the highest colonial ideal you could imagine was a parking lot with McDonald's on both sides
January 9, 2026 at 10:39 AM
There honestly cannot be a satire cutting enough to make fun of Americans. What the fuck do you mean the highest colonial ideal you could imagine was a parking lot with McDonald's on both sides
Next US admin needs to go scorched earth on these assholes. No "mending fences", no bullshit excuses, enough's enough.
Fucking hell.
Fucking hell.
January 7, 2026 at 11:52 PM
Next US admin needs to go scorched earth on these assholes. No "mending fences", no bullshit excuses, enough's enough.
Fucking hell.
Fucking hell.
Every FIFA Peace Prize winner has kidnapped at least one foreign leader.
January 3, 2026 at 3:17 PM
Every FIFA Peace Prize winner has kidnapped at least one foreign leader.
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Marco Rubio is reportedly saying Maduro will stand trial in US courts.
Which means it’s now the US administration’s position that US courts can hold foreign presidents, but not the US president, accountable for crimes.
Which means it’s now the US administration’s position that US courts can hold foreign presidents, but not the US president, accountable for crimes.
January 3, 2026 at 10:52 AM
Marco Rubio is reportedly saying Maduro will stand trial in US courts.
Which means it’s now the US administration’s position that US courts can hold foreign presidents, but not the US president, accountable for crimes.
Which means it’s now the US administration’s position that US courts can hold foreign presidents, but not the US president, accountable for crimes.
What the fuck did I just wake up to?
January 3, 2026 at 3:05 PM
What the fuck did I just wake up to?
I can't remember the last time I played a UE5 game that didn't run like absolute garbage.
December 25, 2025 at 1:32 PM
I can't remember the last time I played a UE5 game that didn't run like absolute garbage.
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seeing both Andrew Tate and Jake Paul get knocked out this weekend
December 21, 2025 at 1:09 AM
seeing both Andrew Tate and Jake Paul get knocked out this weekend
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Load-bearing Huge Wak˜ ∏◊ı˜ Closet
December 1, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Load-bearing Huge Wak˜ ∏◊ı˜ Closet
Cannot put into words how painful diverticulitis can be, fuck the human stomach, man.
November 22, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Cannot put into words how painful diverticulitis can be, fuck the human stomach, man.
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Trump feuding with Marjorie Taylor Greene but being in love with Zohran Mamdani was not on my November 2025 bingo card
November 21, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Trump feuding with Marjorie Taylor Greene but being in love with Zohran Mamdani was not on my November 2025 bingo card
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sorry but mamdani and cuomo should have worn blue and yellow hats, respectively
November 5, 2025 at 12:24 AM
sorry but mamdani and cuomo should have worn blue and yellow hats, respectively
Wow, that's crazy. I wonder who pays those tariffs though.
I'm not particularly shocked that the world's biggest pissbaby continues to be world's biggest pissbaby.
I'm not particularly shocked that the world's biggest pissbaby continues to be world's biggest pissbaby.
Trump raises tariffs on Canadian goods in response to Reagan advert
Trump raises tariffs on Canadian goods in response to Reagan advert
Saying that airing the advert was a hostile act, Trump announced an additional 10% "over and above what they are paying now".
www.bbc.com
October 25, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Wow, that's crazy. I wonder who pays those tariffs though.
I'm not particularly shocked that the world's biggest pissbaby continues to be world's biggest pissbaby.
I'm not particularly shocked that the world's biggest pissbaby continues to be world's biggest pissbaby.
Ohtani in the 7th:
October 25, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Ohtani in the 7th:
This Jays team is built different and I'm so fucking here for it.
October 25, 2025 at 2:51 AM
This Jays team is built different and I'm so fucking here for it.
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every passing day, rightwingers are inventing new and unexpected ways to signal to the world they may be the dumbest iteration of humans so far
October 24, 2025 at 2:55 PM
every passing day, rightwingers are inventing new and unexpected ways to signal to the world they may be the dumbest iteration of humans so far
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"Mr. President sir the idea is you're constantly flying around in a big jet filled with your own shit in it. Like human shit. Anyways you're wearing a little crown in your little shitmobile and you're dumping the shit out. I think people will like it."
and another thing: he’s not mad. please don’t put it in the newspaper that he got mad.
October 19, 2025 at 2:09 AM
"Mr. President sir the idea is you're constantly flying around in a big jet filled with your own shit in it. Like human shit. Anyways you're wearing a little crown in your little shitmobile and you're dumping the shit out. I think people will like it."
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Not sure the folks at NBC/Peacock thought this one through
October 18, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Not sure the folks at NBC/Peacock thought this one through
Every day I become more and more thankful that I moved to Linux when I did.
It was a brutal adjustment at first, but now that I can understand what I'm doing on Linux I can safely say I'm never going back.
It was a brutal adjustment at first, but now that I can understand what I'm doing on Linux I can safely say I'm never going back.
This is the future of Windows. Microsoft wants to rewrite Windows to turn computers into AI PCs that you talk to. It's now bringing AI features to all Windows 11 PCs today, in a bid to convince you to talk to your PC and let AI control it. Full details 👇 www.theverge.com/news/799768/...
Microsoft wants you to talk to your PC and let AI control it
Copilot Voice and Vision are now rolling out.
www.theverge.com
October 16, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Every day I become more and more thankful that I moved to Linux when I did.
It was a brutal adjustment at first, but now that I can understand what I'm doing on Linux I can safely say I'm never going back.
It was a brutal adjustment at first, but now that I can understand what I'm doing on Linux I can safely say I'm never going back.
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Man, Dementia really comes at you fast, huh?
I'd genuinely feel bad for the guy if he wasn't such a terrible human being.
I'd genuinely feel bad for the guy if he wasn't such a terrible human being.
Trump: "You have Canada. That's so great to have, in fact. The president called and he wanted to know if it's worth -- well he knew exactly what it is. He knew the importance. Where's Canada, by the way? Where are you? He knew the importance of this."
October 13, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Man, Dementia really comes at you fast, huh?
I'd genuinely feel bad for the guy if he wasn't such a terrible human being.
I'd genuinely feel bad for the guy if he wasn't such a terrible human being.