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Aeternitae
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He/Him

I use Arch btw
Every single goddamn time I see Marjorie Taylor Greene's name abbreviated as MTG I read it as Marjorie The Gathering.
November 18, 2025 at 1:39 AM
November 13, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Congratulations to the MLB on having 51 viewers!
November 5, 2025 at 6:12 PM
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sorry but mamdani and cuomo should have worn blue and yellow hats, respectively
November 5, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Wow, that's crazy. I wonder who pays those tariffs though.

I'm not particularly shocked that the world's biggest pissbaby continues to be world's biggest pissbaby.
October 25, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Ohtani in the 7th:
October 25, 2025 at 3:29 AM
This Jays team is built different and I'm so fucking here for it.
October 25, 2025 at 2:51 AM
I'm fucking ascending rn.
homer simpson is standing in front of a car with a backpack on his back .
ALT: homer simpson is standing in front of a car with a backpack on his back .
media.tenor.com
October 25, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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every passing day, rightwingers are inventing new and unexpected ways to signal to the world they may be the dumbest iteration of humans so far
October 24, 2025 at 2:55 PM
I used to fail to understand how this motherfucker bankrupted multiple casinos, but holy shit, I get it now.
October 24, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Canadians after seeing someone else destroy the White House:
October 22, 2025 at 5:45 AM
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"Mr. President sir the idea is you're constantly flying around in a big jet filled with your own shit in it. Like human shit. Anyways you're wearing a little crown in your little shitmobile and you're dumping the shit out. I think people will like it."
and another thing: he’s not mad. please don’t put it in the newspaper that he got mad.
October 19, 2025 at 2:09 AM
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Not sure the folks at NBC/Peacock thought this one through
October 18, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Every day I become more and more thankful that I moved to Linux when I did.

It was a brutal adjustment at first, but now that I can understand what I'm doing on Linux I can safely say I'm never going back.
This is the future of Windows. Microsoft wants to rewrite Windows to turn computers into AI PCs that you talk to. It's now bringing AI features to all Windows 11 PCs today, in a bid to convince you to talk to your PC and let AI control it. Full details 👇 www.theverge.com/news/799768/...
Microsoft wants you to talk to your PC and let AI control it
Copilot Voice and Vision are now rolling out.
www.theverge.com
October 16, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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October 15, 2025 at 9:49 PM
WHAT IS A SUPER BOSS TO A GOD?!
October 15, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Man, Dementia really comes at you fast, huh?

I'd genuinely feel bad for the guy if he wasn't such a terrible human being.
Trump: "You have Canada. That's so great to have, in fact. The president called and he wanted to know if it's worth -- well he knew exactly what it is. He knew the importance. Where's Canada, by the way? Where are you? He knew the importance of this."
October 13, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Did I just win the PTCGP lottery or something because WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?!
October 13, 2025 at 4:26 PM
I'm so goddamn sick of AI trash, for the love of god just let this bubble pop.
October 12, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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October 10, 2025 at 3:15 PM
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The following is REAL footage from Portland, 2025. Viewer discretion is advised.
October 9, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Damn, sounds like Yankees fans need some time away from Baseball for a bit, luckily for them that's exactly what they're getting, heh.
Vladimir Guerrero Jr.'s family has bottles, cans thrown at them at Yankee Stadium
Vladimir Guerrero Jr.'s family had bottles and cans thrown at them while they were attending Game 4 of the ALDS.
clutchpoints.com
October 10, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Me after selling a Steam trading card for 5¢
a man in a suit and tie is making a funny face while standing in a ring .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is making a funny face while standing in a ring .
media.tenor.com
October 6, 2025 at 8:31 AM
Every time Trump brings up 51st State Rhetoric we'll get Vlad to hit another grand slam. >:^)
October 5, 2025 at 11:55 PM
October 3, 2025 at 9:25 PM