Adrian Kerrison
@adokerrison.bsky.social
Conversation analyst studying all the different ways crowds of strangers manage to say the same thing, in the same way, at the same time. He/him
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In solidarity with today's ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA blackout, MinnMax is donating $1 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota for every share of this Bluesky post for the next hour.
January 23, 2026 at 4:01 PM
In solidarity with today's ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA blackout, MinnMax is donating $1 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota for every share of this Bluesky post for the next hour.
I never could have predicted that a game show host's inability to tell scandinavian countries apart might one day lead to my death.
January 21, 2026 at 7:20 PM
I never could have predicted that a game show host's inability to tell scandinavian countries apart might one day lead to my death.
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Studying interaction is terrifying, because you see how everyday life is totally dependent on random strangers. And wild situations like this *could* happen so easily. But then you realise interactions do tend to *work*, and a global web of millions of randos take some care of one-another every day.
I just woke up from a nap and somehow while I was asleep, everyone on the bus has figured out we are not going to the right place
January 20, 2026 at 5:41 AM
Studying interaction is terrifying, because you see how everyday life is totally dependent on random strangers. And wild situations like this *could* happen so easily. But then you realise interactions do tend to *work*, and a global web of millions of randos take some care of one-another every day.
Studying interaction is terrifying, because you see how everyday life is totally dependent on random strangers. And wild situations like this *could* happen so easily. But then you realise interactions do tend to *work*, and a global web of millions of randos take some care of one-another every day.
I just woke up from a nap and somehow while I was asleep, everyone on the bus has figured out we are not going to the right place
January 20, 2026 at 5:41 AM
Studying interaction is terrifying, because you see how everyday life is totally dependent on random strangers. And wild situations like this *could* happen so easily. But then you realise interactions do tend to *work*, and a global web of millions of randos take some care of one-another every day.
I went to a conference at Indiana University about 10 years ago and I remember seeing their football stadium and laughing about how gigantic it was, because who is going to watch endlessly terrible *Indiana* play football?
Well, now it's home to the National Champions. Absolutely wild.
Well, now it's home to the National Champions. Absolutely wild.
January 20, 2026 at 4:33 AM
I went to a conference at Indiana University about 10 years ago and I remember seeing their football stadium and laughing about how gigantic it was, because who is going to watch endlessly terrible *Indiana* play football?
Well, now it's home to the National Champions. Absolutely wild.
Well, now it's home to the National Champions. Absolutely wild.
Dithering on abolishing ICE right now is like finding out the Trojan Horse is full of invading soldiers and being like "we need to train this horse"
Mike Johnson: "ICE is doing what ICE is designed to do"
Mike Johnson comes out against additional guardrails on ICE as Democrats call for it.
“I think there's a lot of Democrats playing games right now with national security and with law enforcement. And I think it's dangerous. Ice is doing what ice is designed to do by its very name.”
“I think there's a lot of Democrats playing games right now with national security and with law enforcement. And I think it's dangerous. Ice is doing what ice is designed to do by its very name.”
January 14, 2026 at 9:14 PM
Dithering on abolishing ICE right now is like finding out the Trojan Horse is full of invading soldiers and being like "we need to train this horse"
Javascript is the only programming language that has made me shout at my computer like a video game was cheating.
January 12, 2026 at 11:58 PM
Javascript is the only programming language that has made me shout at my computer like a video game was cheating.
LEARN-TO-SKATE!
LEARN-TO-SKATE!
LEARN-TO-SKATE!
LEARN-TO-SKATE!
LEARN-TO-SKATE!
January 11, 2026 at 6:30 PM
LEARN-TO-SKATE!
LEARN-TO-SKATE!
LEARN-TO-SKATE!
LEARN-TO-SKATE!
LEARN-TO-SKATE!
I'm trying to name something and googling some ideas to make sure they won't taken. The "AI summary" is explaining my own puns to me, and it's like they've accidentally made a "woman in a meeting having a man confidently reiterate her idea as his own" VR experience.
January 11, 2026 at 5:19 PM
I'm trying to name something and googling some ideas to make sure they won't taken. The "AI summary" is explaining my own puns to me, and it's like they've accidentally made a "woman in a meeting having a man confidently reiterate her idea as his own" VR experience.
Survey response: 5 - Strongly Agree "One of the nicest, kindest people"
In-situ recording: *repeatedly shoots someone in the face head for trying to leave*
In-situ recording: *repeatedly shoots someone in the face head for trying to leave*
The ICE shooter’s father said of his son “You would never find a nicer, kinder person”. If you can’t find a nicer kinder person than one who shoots someone else in the face 3 times at point blank range we are truly fucked
January 10, 2026 at 6:58 PM
Survey response: 5 - Strongly Agree "One of the nicest, kindest people"
In-situ recording: *repeatedly shoots someone in the face head for trying to leave*
In-situ recording: *repeatedly shoots someone in the face head for trying to leave*
Hook and ladder it!
January 9, 2026 at 4:28 AM
Hook and ladder it!
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this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
January 3, 2026 at 10:57 PM
this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
It's very early on New Years Day, it's snowing in a beautiful manner, and the Duffer Brothers just landed their plane. This is surely the best 2026 has in it, but I'm enjoying it.
January 1, 2026 at 5:39 AM
It's very early on New Years Day, it's snowing in a beautiful manner, and the Duffer Brothers just landed their plane. This is surely the best 2026 has in it, but I'm enjoying it.
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Happy New Year from 2026! May this year be filled with finding out.
December 31, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Happy New Year from 2026! May this year be filled with finding out.
I've live across the road from a daycare, and if I ever went up to their door and demanded to be let inside because of something I saw on twitter they should be legally allowed to fire a rocket at me
December 31, 2025 at 6:20 PM
I've live across the road from a daycare, and if I ever went up to their door and demanded to be let inside because of something I saw on twitter they should be legally allowed to fire a rocket at me
Making a turkey sandwich on December 26th
Making a turkey sandwich on December 28th
Making a turkey sandwich on December 28th
December 28, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Making a turkey sandwich on December 26th
Making a turkey sandwich on December 28th
Making a turkey sandwich on December 28th
I keep forgetting that UNH's kicker transferred to East Carolina and it's always exciting to see him pop up.
December 27, 2025 at 4:24 PM
I keep forgetting that UNH's kicker transferred to East Carolina and it's always exciting to see him pop up.
Allow me to be the first to say, The Muppet Christmas Carol? Good stuff!
December 25, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Allow me to be the first to say, The Muppet Christmas Carol? Good stuff!
Run, run Rudolph. Santa's gotta make it to town!
Happy Christmas Eve everyone 🎄
Happy Christmas Eve everyone 🎄
December 24, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Run, run Rudolph. Santa's gotta make it to town!
Happy Christmas Eve everyone 🎄
Happy Christmas Eve everyone 🎄
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Festivus was much more fun before the US government became entirely about airing grievances, feats of strength, and the availability of dolls. But Happy Festivus anyway.
December 23, 2025 at 8:59 AM
Festivus was much more fun before the US government became entirely about airing grievances, feats of strength, and the availability of dolls. But Happy Festivus anyway.
When YouTube moved to evaluating for watch time rather than views we should have known they'd go after The Oscars, the running-long-iest show in history.
December 17, 2025 at 6:18 PM
When YouTube moved to evaluating for watch time rather than views we should have known they'd go after The Oscars, the running-long-iest show in history.
I wish I had gotten into bespoke neon signs and microphone sales before every short-form video clip started being recorded on a different fully-dressed podcast set.
December 17, 2025 at 7:48 AM
I wish I had gotten into bespoke neon signs and microphone sales before every short-form video clip started being recorded on a different fully-dressed podcast set.