Ad Choad
@adchoad.bsky.social
MHP // fat dude // disabled // lapsed Southerner // currently in ✶✶✶✶ // gay as all get-out // you better f'n believe I support trans folks
Hi. My hand looks dry.
December 2, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Hi. My hand looks dry.
OK, I think that's enough...
November 30, 2025 at 3:12 PM
OK, I think that's enough...
Pumping myself up to go fight the horde at the grocery store.
Immigrant Song
YouTube video by Trent Reznor - Topic
music.youtube.com
November 25, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Pumping myself up to go fight the horde at the grocery store.
Stop sca- ...Oh.
I dont care about scaring the hoes. The hoes are wrong
November 24, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Stop sca- ...Oh.
Remembering Udo Kier by making my husband watch the "Deeper And Deeper" video.
November 24, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Remembering Udo Kier by making my husband watch the "Deeper And Deeper" video.
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Your life changes when you start thinking of every interaction with another human as the intersection of action, intent and response. The best therapists I have ever met are very good at this. It’s still not an easy pill to swallow, because it’s a lot of work. >
November 17, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Your life changes when you start thinking of every interaction with another human as the intersection of action, intent and response. The best therapists I have ever met are very good at this. It’s still not an easy pill to swallow, because it’s a lot of work. >
Anyway, cast your gaze upon this: my imperfect vessel.
November 15, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Anyway, cast your gaze upon this: my imperfect vessel.
Even the hottest person you've ever seen has something they don't like about their body. And I think that's beautiful.
November 15, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Even the hottest person you've ever seen has something they don't like about their body. And I think that's beautiful.
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“We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.”
― Oscar Wilde
― Oscar Wilde
November 12, 2025 at 10:45 PM
“We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.”
― Oscar Wilde
― Oscar Wilde
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"No matter how even-tempered he seemed to the world again after that, he had grown horns during that argument and I haven't been able to separate that image of him."
Ink on paper
Ink on paper
November 10, 2025 at 1:23 AM
"No matter how even-tempered he seemed to the world again after that, he had grown horns during that argument and I haven't been able to separate that image of him."
Ink on paper
Ink on paper
When meeting online friends IRL for the first time, I will usually be a little formal and reintroduce myself. This sometimes confuses people, but I do it because I recognize that people don't always match their online personae. Just because I've seen your asshole doesn't mean that I KNOW you.
November 8, 2025 at 5:16 PM
When meeting online friends IRL for the first time, I will usually be a little formal and reintroduce myself. This sometimes confuses people, but I do it because I recognize that people don't always match their online personae. Just because I've seen your asshole doesn't mean that I KNOW you.
J.G. was onto something.
OMG! TOO CUTE??? ❤️ Scientists taught rats to drive tiny cars and found that even when they didn't give them treats, they would still intentionally get into car crashes for the purpose of sexual gratification
November 8, 2025 at 5:00 PM
J.G. was onto something.
I've spent most of the past five hours cooking, baking, cleaning, or doing laundry. I am allowing myself exactly ten minutes to soak in the tub before company arrives.
November 2, 2025 at 9:50 PM
I've spent most of the past five hours cooking, baking, cleaning, or doing laundry. I am allowing myself exactly ten minutes to soak in the tub before company arrives.
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November 1, 2025 at 7:02 PM
I was talking with a friend about how there needs to be a gym like Curves but geared towards bigger gay dudes. Unfortunately, all of the potential names we came up with sounded like porn.
"Bulges"
"Planet Fatness"
"Girthbenders"
"Bulges"
"Planet Fatness"
"Girthbenders"
October 29, 2025 at 2:07 PM
I was talking with a friend about how there needs to be a gym like Curves but geared towards bigger gay dudes. Unfortunately, all of the potential names we came up with sounded like porn.
"Bulges"
"Planet Fatness"
"Girthbenders"
"Bulges"
"Planet Fatness"
"Girthbenders"
I'm about to start spamming y'all's posts...
![Screengrab from Adventure Time: Fionna & Cake. It shows an elderly person with the text [clicks tongue] Fix that hole, girl.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:sbsain7z4wlbg4o2gchkggyq/bafkreicn6vdiiwtnlpqs6bfgyafgmp7gqvwyakea24oyxddl2ngyzoxrz4@jpeg)
October 24, 2025 at 2:16 AM
I'm about to start spamming y'all's posts...
I should call him...
October 21, 2025 at 7:42 PM
I should call him...
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Jess Collins (Burgess Franklin Collins) (American 1923-2004), Boy Party, 1954
October 16, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Jess Collins (Burgess Franklin Collins) (American 1923-2004), Boy Party, 1954
Therapist: I think you use your intellect to avoid talking about your feelings.
Me: That's an interesting idea but I disagree. Anyway, are you familiar with the "Ship of Theseus" paradox...?
Me: That's an interesting idea but I disagree. Anyway, are you familiar with the "Ship of Theseus" paradox...?
October 16, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Therapist: I think you use your intellect to avoid talking about your feelings.
Me: That's an interesting idea but I disagree. Anyway, are you familiar with the "Ship of Theseus" paradox...?
Me: That's an interesting idea but I disagree. Anyway, are you familiar with the "Ship of Theseus" paradox...?
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Leo: Instead of fixating on your own flaws, turn that magnifying glass onto other people. Use sunlight to incinerate them like the disgusting insects they are.
October 12, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Leo: Instead of fixating on your own flaws, turn that magnifying glass onto other people. Use sunlight to incinerate them like the disgusting insects they are.
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Howling at the moon for day 9 of #cocktober
October 9, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Howling at the moon for day 9 of #cocktober
To Whom It May Concern, with Love and Charity: You deserve better than gray underwear.
October 7, 2025 at 4:24 AM
To Whom It May Concern, with Love and Charity: You deserve better than gray underwear.