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Justine Warren
@adancingferret.bsky.social
Disabled former Egyptian archaeologist and history & anthro instructor, perpetual smart ass, autoimmune & migraine battler, PTSD + abuse survivor, artist, she/her
Full-time RV life
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Intro post:
Ok, so once upon a time I was ABD in Egyptian archaeology and then my body finally staged the full scale rebellion it had been threatening and I had to fuck off out of grad school
Then I managed to adjunct for a while until my brain said “hahahaha, fuck no” 1/
And this is ready for next steps
May 31, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Tree spirit is nearly finished
May 31, 2025 at 1:38 AM
🧵 I regret to inform you all that our cover as secret agents of the CIA or the UN or the World Wrestling Federation or whoever the hell Jimmy Corsetti thinks is secretly running the world this week has been blown.
May 2, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Sunset
May 2, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Sunset
May 2, 2025 at 2:32 AM
My barkaeologist has a little dirt on his nose…
May 1, 2025 at 8:16 PM
More excavation than Graham Hancock or Jimmy Corsetti have ever done
April 30, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Apparently corticosteroids made me closer to God
April 30, 2025 at 7:02 PM
I would like to further announce that I will be offering an exclusive course in translating ancient Egyptian using Welsh.
Please use the tip feature in my profile to send $100 to secure your access to this revolutionary, unprecedented course that is definitely real.
April 1, 2025 at 5:18 PM
I would like to make the following statement:
Graham Hancock is a literary genius, DeDunker is a model of independent scholarship and integrity, Corsetti is a heroic adventurer , Rogan is a latter day Edgar R Murrow, and there’s a lost Welsh city under the Giza pyramids
April 1, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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EID MUBARAK 💐🌹🌸
March 30, 2025 at 12:39 AM
I would like to extend a hearty and heartfelt FUCK YOU AND THE BITS YOU RODE IN ON to GMaps

I will not be taking questions.
March 26, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Dat face 😍
March 24, 2025 at 12:31 AM
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Institute for the Study of Ancient Cultures posted
this brick from the reign of Ur-Ningishzida from the site of Tell Asmar (ancient Eshnunna) in Iraq. A dog walked across the drying brick, a fleeting act that has been preserved for millennia in the clay.
A8987A, Isin-Larsa period (ca. 1900 BCE)
March 23, 2025 at 10:29 PM
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Great sign.
March 23, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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This is the sort of pathetic dick swinging you do when trying to steal someone's lunch money in middle school. Mortifying that this is the VP of my country.
JD Vance, "Denmark is not being a good ally"

"If we need to take Greenland that is what President Trump will do because he doesn't care about what Europeans scream at us"
March 23, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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I’m a lawyer’s kid who grew up with lawyers’ kids, many of whom are now lawyers with their own kids.

I hate this is necessary, but it makes my heart sing:
THREAD: Law firm statements issued in response to Trump’s executive orders targeting lawyers.

(This thread will be updated as additional statements are released. Want to flag something that I missed? DM me, email me at anna.bower@lawfaremedia.org, or send me a message on Signal at annabower.24)

🧵⬇️
March 23, 2025 at 11:52 PM
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I used to think that men behaving like this were exceptions.

With growing self-awareness, I know that I was guilty of some of these behaviors myself (*cringe*).

Young misogynist men aren't going to listen to women. So it's up to us older guys to teach them.

It's all men until it's none of us.
I thought I cross-posted this here the other day, but apparently not:

🧵 It’s extremely interesting to me that the majority of objections and criticism I get, direct
or indirect, about debunking or mocking, misogynists, pseudoscientists, the alt-right, etc
comes from men my own age or younger.
March 23, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Finally got Bran to sort of cooperate for selfies while we wait for the freshwater tank to fill
March 23, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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Megastructures under Giza Pyramids?
Sigh.

www.youtube.com/live/BQMfGuK...
Megastructures under Giza Pyramids? ARCHAEOLOGY REWRITTEN or viral BS?
YouTube video by Archaeology with Flint Dibble
www.youtube.com
March 21, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Slightly less windy today
March 21, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Bran has been ostentatious raising his leg to pee lately because there are bigger dogs around and I have to giggle every time. And warn him not to tip over

Trials of a smol guy dog. 😂
March 21, 2025 at 10:14 PM
I thought I cross-posted this here the other day, but apparently not:

🧵 It’s extremely interesting to me that the majority of objections and criticism I get, direct
or indirect, about debunking or mocking, misogynists, pseudoscientists, the alt-right, etc
comes from men my own age or younger.
March 21, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Temperature has dropped to 45, it’s still windy, drizzling, and Bran and I are are a wee bit displeased

My Reynaud’s flared enough with the sudden change even the tip of my nose is a bit numb. 😝
We’re waiting for our grocery order to be ready and trying to decide where to camp
March 3, 2025 at 7:23 PM