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Jack F. Charnista
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I used to be a finance guy but I’m alright now.

Make compassion your fuel. Then leverage any privilege you have to plant the seeds of change in the minds you meet. Risk relationships. Get uncomfortable.

A poly-thumbed man who knows the taste of his feet.
Pinned
Yep. We need a corp of Lefty 40+ White Dads who just show up to every protest, look cops in the eye and say "I'm not angry, I'm just disappointed in you. Look at what you've become."

We need to stop pretending our privilege doesn't exist. Lean into it and channel it into the greater good.
Poor little nazis.
Border Patrol agents are very sad that everyone in Minnesota hates them.

“At each gas station where the agents stopped to use the restroom, groups of agitators appeared, yelled at them, stalked them, and even tried to prevent law enforcement vehicles from leaving…”
January 22, 2026 at 4:56 AM
He’s such an asshole.
I GOT A BLACK CAT BONE I GOT A MOJO TOO I GOT THE JOHNNY CONCHEROO I'M GONNA MESS WITH YOU I'M GONNA MAKE YOU GIRLS LEAD ME BY MY HAND THEN THE WORLD WILL KNOW THE HOOCHIE COOCHIE MAN BUT YOU KNOW I'M HIM EVERYBODY KNOWS I'M HIM OH YOU KNOW I'M THE HOOCHIE COOCHIE MAN EVERYBODY KNOWS I'M HIM ON THE
January 22, 2026 at 4:47 AM
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I GOT A BLACK CAT BONE I GOT A MOJO TOO I GOT THE JOHNNY CONCHEROO I'M GONNA MESS WITH YOU I'M GONNA MAKE YOU GIRLS LEAD ME BY MY HAND THEN THE WORLD WILL KNOW THE HOOCHIE COOCHIE MAN BUT YOU KNOW I'M HIM EVERYBODY KNOWS I'M HIM OH YOU KNOW I'M THE HOOCHIE COOCHIE MAN EVERYBODY KNOWS I'M HIM ON THE
July 31, 2025 at 11:44 PM
We’re starting our 7th year of 2020 and we need a break.
January 22, 2026 at 4:33 AM
I wouldn’t feel all that bad if Matt Damon shut his festering gob for good.

torontosun.com/entertainmen...
Matt Damon says being cancelled 'will follow you to the grave'
Matt Damon is offering up his take on cancel culture saying that A-listers would probably have preferred jail than being exiled. Read more.
torontosun.com
January 22, 2026 at 4:16 AM
Shoulda smoked more weed in my accounting and finance career. This is much easier when you’re floating a foot off the ground.

Or maybe I shoulda just listened to Mr Stutley (my grade 12 English teacher who said literally wtf when I told him what I was going to study at university. Smart man.)
January 22, 2026 at 3:28 AM
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The new sign for the yard.
January 22, 2026 at 1:11 AM
WWE Paw

(It's minus forty-fart degrees outside so they're burning off their energy. Buggy always imagines the old man is slow, but doesn't realize how strong he his. The roll-headlock-bunnykick maneuver is his favorite.)
January 22, 2026 at 12:59 AM
Under the circumstances, I don’t think it’s premature to announce the winner of the 2026 No-Shit-Sherlock Claret Jug.
Breaking news: The Trump administration acknowledged for the first time that members of the U.S. DOGE Service accessed and shared sensitive Social Security data without the awareness of agency officials, months after a whistleblower raised concerns.
Trump administration admits DOGE accessed personal Social Security data
A DOGE employee signed an agreement to share Social Security data with the aim of overturning election results in certain states, according to a new court filing.
www.washingtonpost.com
January 21, 2026 at 6:10 AM
Part of the job of our inner circle is to keep us from believing too much of our own bullshit. The most trusted of them compassionately sand our rough spots smooth.

Don’t spend excessive time alone if you can avoid it.
a group of people standing in a room with the words no good on the bottom right
Alt: Larry David shrugs and says to a group of people “no good?”
media.tenor.com
January 21, 2026 at 5:54 AM
20 years ago I would get terrible lower back issues.

Started going to the gym, doing all the shit that the physio therapist said. Fixed. Zero probs.

5-7 years ago stopped being a gym person.

My back hurts.

I categorically reject any notion of personal responsibility.
January 21, 2026 at 5:36 AM
Yeah, yeah I miss Lady Espanya and the kids and whatever 🙄.

But Cookiebutton ❤️❤️❤️😢😢
January 21, 2026 at 5:10 AM
I’m in the city and Abulafia weighs 30 lbs and doesn’t have a battery. So I gotta use this shitty little thing that was my prized little pony one long month ago.
January 21, 2026 at 4:57 AM
Half of Bluesky: “But what can Dems do?”

The Other Half: “How about not this?”

The First Half: “You’re the reason we have Trump as President.”

The Other Half:
January 21, 2026 at 4:28 AM
The problem is that they now have us where they want us. Questioning everything. There’s a >50% chance that ANYTHING a politician, CEO or celebrity says is not just spun, it’s complete and utter bullshit.

Mechanical issue? Maybe. Trump having a serious medical issue? An equally strong contender.
UPDATE: CNN is reporting a mechanical issue

bsky.app/profile/cele...
It's a mechanical issue.

(Screenshot via CNN.)
January 21, 2026 at 4:15 AM
“Hierarchists”

Damn that’s a great word.
"BuT wE'rE jUsT taLkiNG aBoUt 'aNaRcHy' iN tHe cOnTeXt oF iNtErNaTiOnaL reLaTiOnS!!1111!1"

Bull-fucking-shit. Hierarchists LOVE to twist the word 'anarchy' to suit their own agenda and then pretend as though it means whatever they ascribe it to be, rather than what it actually is.
January 21, 2026 at 3:44 AM
Now I need to know what a “atrrrrt car” looks like because mother funding autocorrect seems to think they exist.

Anyone out there who can draw one?
January 21, 2026 at 3:35 AM
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Shout out to the kids in AP US Law & Gov who are learning things that are plainly untrue in the context of current events
January 21, 2026 at 2:40 AM
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“For the last time, PIGS DO NOT FLY.” - airline pilot trying to restart engines after multiple pig strikes.
January 21, 2026 at 2:48 AM
I had to unfollow a guy tonight because his face causes incandescent rage to bubble up from the bowels of my soul.

There’s nothing wrong with him. I like his posts.

I am laughing my ass off but this will be agenda item #1 when I see my psychiatrist next week.

Jesus Fucking Christ 🤣🤣😳😳😳😬😬
Larry David Pissed Off GIF
Alt: Larry David Pissed Off GIF
media.tenor.com
January 21, 2026 at 2:58 AM
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Out of town ICE thugs physically intimidate an immigration attorney protecting her clients.

ATTORNEY: "Don't push me! Why are you trying to pick them up?"

ICE GOON: "It's none of your business!"

ATTORNEY: "It is my business—I'm their attorney. It's EXACTLY my business!"

They give up and leave 😭
January 21, 2026 at 1:01 AM
Jesus Christ.

Our PM made a good goddamn speech today to the right audience.

Basically - time to stop living a lie. Time to stop complying.
“When even one person stops performing… the illusion begins to crack. Friends, it is time for companies and countries to take their signs down.”

— Canadian Prime Minister Mark Carney opens Davos remarks with very clear shot at Trump
January 21, 2026 at 2:04 AM
Look at this gorgeous creature.
Mrs. Cooper's Hawk was hanging out for a bit the other day. She did a flyby and sent the birds all flapping away. She hung out and didn't seem to care when they all came back. Watched as if a high priestess over her acolytes. #nikon #wildlife #eastcoastkin 🪶
January 20, 2026 at 4:17 PM
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London, 1934:

"Let's focus on unemployment!"

- Labour Party leader Sir Charles Schumer
January 20, 2026 at 4:12 PM