Starfield Goatherd aka Worldly Tooter
@adamsull.bsky.social
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Middle-Aged Dragon Highlander™️
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Hi, BS! It’s my birthday and I want more followers (I’m shallow) so I’m doing the introduction thing:
I’m 55 today, so 💯Gen X. Used to call myself an actor but it turns out I just liked hanging out with theater people. Now I do PR for architects.
I ran for Congress once.
I’m 55 today, so 💯Gen X. Used to call myself an actor but it turns out I just liked hanging out with theater people. Now I do PR for architects.
I ran for Congress once.
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I hate to burst everyone's bubble but if you think that CBS News losing ratings or prestige matters to David Ellison, you're mistaken. Murdoch ran the NY Post for 45 years without turning a profit. They want these media companies to pump propaganda, not to get ratings or make money.
January 16, 2026 at 10:53 PM
I hate to burst everyone's bubble but if you think that CBS News losing ratings or prestige matters to David Ellison, you're mistaken. Murdoch ran the NY Post for 45 years without turning a profit. They want these media companies to pump propaganda, not to get ratings or make money.
My answer to the @MuckRack Daily trivia question: Alicia Vikander!
January 16, 2026 at 6:21 PM
My answer to the @MuckRack Daily trivia question: Alicia Vikander!
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It’s time to stop the influx of immigrants who take drugs, father children out of wedlock, and steal from the government.
by Elon Musk
by Elon Musk
January 15, 2026 at 2:17 AM
It’s time to stop the influx of immigrants who take drugs, father children out of wedlock, and steal from the government.
by Elon Musk
by Elon Musk
This energy
January 14, 2026 at 2:24 PM
This energy
For those of you just joining us, a board officer of a school or school system that puts effort into protecting its students and their families is, per CNN, henceforth suspected as a domestic terrorist and fair game for extrajudicial k!lling by federal agents.
January 14, 2026 at 12:29 AM
For those of you just joining us, a board officer of a school or school system that puts effort into protecting its students and their families is, per CNN, henceforth suspected as a domestic terrorist and fair game for extrajudicial k!lling by federal agents.
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I saw this video of a Vietnam vet in the fur coat yelling at ICE and thought to myself, "this is missing something," before I realized, "Ah, of course, the Ether instrumental. It's so obvious."
January 9, 2026 at 7:53 PM
I saw this video of a Vietnam vet in the fur coat yelling at ICE and thought to myself, "this is missing something," before I realized, "Ah, of course, the Ether instrumental. It's so obvious."
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The main takeaway from Trump declaring we need a $1.5 trillion military budget even as the pentagon fails all audits (and we all know we don’t) should be this:
Next time they tell you we can’t afford something that helps people (like Medicare for All!), laugh in their faces.
Next time they tell you we can’t afford something that helps people (like Medicare for All!), laugh in their faces.
January 9, 2026 at 1:41 PM
The main takeaway from Trump declaring we need a $1.5 trillion military budget even as the pentagon fails all audits (and we all know we don’t) should be this:
Next time they tell you we can’t afford something that helps people (like Medicare for All!), laugh in their faces.
Next time they tell you we can’t afford something that helps people (like Medicare for All!), laugh in their faces.
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DOOMPOSTING CHECKPOINT: stop fucking doing that. you being panicked and depressed helps nothing go drink some water
January 8, 2026 at 5:36 PM
DOOMPOSTING CHECKPOINT: stop fucking doing that. you being panicked and depressed helps nothing go drink some water
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The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
January 7, 2026 at 8:26 PM
The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
ICE should leave MN, yes, but not the shooter. That guy should turn himself in to MN PD
A US citizen has apparently been shot by ICE agents in Minneapolis. I’m gathering information, but the situation on the ground is volatile.
ICE should leave now for everyone’s safety.
ICE should leave now for everyone’s safety.
January 7, 2026 at 7:02 PM
ICE should leave MN, yes, but not the shooter. That guy should turn himself in to MN PD
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said NOPE out loud
January 6, 2026 at 10:42 PM
said NOPE out loud
Hard agree
If you can behold a Jim Henson production and feel only cringe, your soul is irrevocably broken. You are a shattered vessel of a person, unfit for true civilization.
January 6, 2026 at 10:56 PM
Hard agree
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This made me lol, enough to earn a follow
“The average person knows 3 guitar chords” is a statistical error. The average person knows 0 chords. However there goes Guitar Georg, he knows all the chords. He is an outlier and should not have been counted.
January 6, 2026 at 4:15 PM
This made me lol, enough to earn a follow
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forget the long arc of history bending towards justice, I need the rube goldberg machine of inexorable consequence to endgame the kind of profoundly ironic yet blackly hilarious karmic downfall that would’ve had ancient greek theatergoers hollering at the chorus
January 3, 2026 at 12:28 PM
forget the long arc of history bending towards justice, I need the rube goldberg machine of inexorable consequence to endgame the kind of profoundly ironic yet blackly hilarious karmic downfall that would’ve had ancient greek theatergoers hollering at the chorus
This bad boy right here, especially this borderless treatment with brain planets. Iron Man loves it, he turns it into an artifact and makes copies of it. Weapons Manufacturing and Munitions tokens ftw.
December 31, 2025 at 10:15 PM
This bad boy right here, especially this borderless treatment with brain planets. Iron Man loves it, he turns it into an artifact and makes copies of it. Weapons Manufacturing and Munitions tokens ftw.
The multilingual LaGuardia also worked at Ellis Island as an interpreter, making him a hero among generations of immigrants.
Fiorello LaGuardia was such a Kind of Guy we'll never see again in American politics. Five-foot Jewish-Italian anti-Prohibition Republican who loved FDR but wanted him to be more of a socialist and is universally acknowledged as the best mayor in the modern history of the city.
December 31, 2025 at 3:30 PM
The multilingual LaGuardia also worked at Ellis Island as an interpreter, making him a hero among generations of immigrants.
Hot damn, this is awesome. Congrats @blackneto.bsky.social!
December 29, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Hot damn, this is awesome. Congrats @blackneto.bsky.social!
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"Has feminism failed women brought to you by bank of america" is my MKULTRA sleeper agent activation phrase
December 19, 2025 at 3:30 PM
"Has feminism failed women brought to you by bank of america" is my MKULTRA sleeper agent activation phrase
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All right, so I have been a little busy and stressed to do the annual Christmas song explainer, but I’m laid up today without much better to do, so here you go.
Every single year, my mother complains: “nobody can write a new Christmas song anymore? It’s all the same stuff!”
She’s right. 🧵
Every single year, my mother complains: “nobody can write a new Christmas song anymore? It’s all the same stuff!”
She’s right. 🧵
December 11, 2025 at 2:52 PM
All right, so I have been a little busy and stressed to do the annual Christmas song explainer, but I’m laid up today without much better to do, so here you go.
Every single year, my mother complains: “nobody can write a new Christmas song anymore? It’s all the same stuff!”
She’s right. 🧵
Every single year, my mother complains: “nobody can write a new Christmas song anymore? It’s all the same stuff!”
She’s right. 🧵
I still run Morophon (Slivers) and Traxos, but very different from how I built them the first time
What were your FIRST 4 Commander decks?
What were your FIRST 4 Commander decks?
December 7, 2025 at 5:35 AM
I still run Morophon (Slivers) and Traxos, but very different from how I built them the first time
What were your FIRST 4 Commander decks?
What were your FIRST 4 Commander decks?
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Well then someone needs to tell the British that Fairytale of New York by The Pogues is NOT a Christmas song.
British public’s verdict is in: Die Hard is not a Christmas movie
British public’s verdict is in: Die Hard is not a Christmas movie
Survey also reveals Britons’ favourite festive film, views on tear-jerkers and family cinema trips
When Macaulay Culkin recently said he didn’t consider Die Hard to be a Christmas film – wading into one of pop culture’s most heated holiday debates – he was booed by a live audience.
But it looks like the British people are behind the actor, with a survey revealing that Home Alone is the UK’s favourite festive film, while Die Hard has officially been voted not a Christmas movie. Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
December 2, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Well then someone needs to tell the British that Fairytale of New York by The Pogues is NOT a Christmas song.