lando kardashian
@adamsideas.bsky.social
👨🏻 (he/him)
keeping the mots bon and the scallions rapt
keeping the mots bon and the scallions rapt
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lando kardashian
@adamsideas.bsky.social
· Nov 11
me trying to rub any media that will distract me from the state of the world through my scalp straight to my brain
10/10, no notes
November 11, 2025 at 5:51 AM
10/10, no notes
Reposted by lando kardashian
Wow no wonder he knows the exact car Bladerunner, the hero of the popular movie Bladerunner, would drive.
November 11, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Wow no wonder he knows the exact car Bladerunner, the hero of the popular movie Bladerunner, would drive.
Reposted by lando kardashian
SCOOP: China's top 2 gay dating apps, Blued and Finka, became unavailable on app stores over the weekend. Apple confirmed to WIRED that it removed the two apps following "an order from the Cyberspace Administration of China."
latest with @lmatsakis.bsky.social
latest with @lmatsakis.bsky.social
Apple Pulls China’s Top Gay Dating Apps After Government Order
The removal of Blued and Finka marks another setback for China’s marginalized LGBTQ+ community.
www.wired.com
November 10, 2025 at 5:27 AM
SCOOP: China's top 2 gay dating apps, Blued and Finka, became unavailable on app stores over the weekend. Apple confirmed to WIRED that it removed the two apps following "an order from the Cyberspace Administration of China."
latest with @lmatsakis.bsky.social
latest with @lmatsakis.bsky.social
for the uninitiated, ‘tankies’ is a term for the notoriously fierce fans of the 1984 james garner / thomas c. howell action comedy TANK
good morning! it’s a beautiful day to block tankies
November 10, 2025 at 6:49 AM
for the uninitiated, ‘tankies’ is a term for the notoriously fierce fans of the 1984 james garner / thomas c. howell action comedy TANK
anarchy? like, the communal pickle barrels le guin cut from THE DISPOSSESSED?
Andy Kessler at the WSJ, who I used to be quite friendly with, has lost his mind. He's claiming that Mamdani and others are pushing for anarchy. WTF is he talking about? Literally this entire column is "things I dislike are anarchy and bad, things I like are not and good."
November 10, 2025 at 3:58 AM
anarchy? like, the communal pickle barrels le guin cut from THE DISPOSSESSED?
Reposted by lando kardashian
When folks like him talk about winning the tech war against China, it apparently means seeing who can build a more terrifying surveillance state
Ooh look. Now they're trying to sell you Thiel's electronic collar because "China bad".
Palantir CEO Says a Surveillance State Is Preferable to China Winning the AI Race
He also had strong opinions about people's
gizmodo.com
November 9, 2025 at 7:52 AM
When folks like him talk about winning the tech war against China, it apparently means seeing who can build a more terrifying surveillance state
surely the work of long black hands working behind the scenes to orchestrate chaos
If there'd been signs of Americano involvement, there'd likely have been an even robusta official reaction.
A Chinese coffee shop called itself People’s Cafe. That name got it roasted www.cnn.com/2025/11/09/c...
November 9, 2025 at 7:46 AM
surely the work of long black hands working behind the scenes to orchestrate chaos
totally rigged ranking. there isn't even a metric for 'appreciation of snooker players'.
Hong Kong is the fourth best city for the wealthy elite to relocate, according to real estate firm Savills
www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
November 8, 2025 at 2:01 PM
totally rigged ranking. there isn't even a metric for 'appreciation of snooker players'.
no one does orientalist sexualisation like nation states
November 8, 2025 at 10:38 AM
no one does orientalist sexualisation like nation states
yiiiiiiiiiiikes
November 8, 2025 at 7:38 AM
yiiiiiiiiiiikes
have dayo wong’s people call my people
we need a hk filmmaker to turn this into a madcap comedy in which a rakish hero fakes his own death to live rent free in a morgue for a month
www.scmp.com/news/hong-ko...
www.scmp.com/news/hong-ko...
Hong Kong to extend free use of public hospital mortuaries from 3 to 28 days
Government revises new arrangement after considering public opinion and stakeholder feedback, with charges kicking in from fifth week after death.
www.scmp.com
November 8, 2025 at 5:28 AM
have dayo wong’s people call my people
we need a hk filmmaker to turn this into a madcap comedy in which a rakish hero fakes his own death to live rent free in a morgue for a month
www.scmp.com/news/hong-ko...
www.scmp.com/news/hong-ko...
Hong Kong to extend free use of public hospital mortuaries from 3 to 28 days
Government revises new arrangement after considering public opinion and stakeholder feedback, with charges kicking in from fifth week after death.
www.scmp.com
November 8, 2025 at 5:19 AM
we need a hk filmmaker to turn this into a madcap comedy in which a rakish hero fakes his own death to live rent free in a morgue for a month
www.scmp.com/news/hong-ko...
www.scmp.com/news/hong-ko...
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"I decided not to block it because I assume that would nuke me in the algorithm" this sounds like you are arguing with a vending machine that is also an abusive partner
November 8, 2025 at 4:23 AM
"I decided not to block it because I assume that would nuke me in the algorithm" this sounds like you are arguing with a vending machine that is also an abusive partner
Reposted by lando kardashian
The Economist on the issue of LGBT rights in Hong Kong: Hong Kongers support gay marriage; their leaders, not so much
economist.com/china/2025/1...
economist.com/china/2025/1...
Hong Kongers support gay marriage. Their leaders, not so much
The city has rejected reform even as other places in Asia embrace it
economist.com
November 8, 2025 at 1:48 AM
The Economist on the issue of LGBT rights in Hong Kong: Hong Kongers support gay marriage; their leaders, not so much
economist.com/china/2025/1...
economist.com/china/2025/1...
mad respect to the nba for incorporating the bouncy field from MUTANT LEAGUE FOOTBALL
Coach, I melted lime green starburst all over the court like you asked
Anthony Edwards cutting dunk, assisted by Jaylen Clark
November 8, 2025 at 2:08 AM
mad respect to the nba for incorporating the bouncy field from MUTANT LEAGUE FOOTBALL
Reposted by lando kardashian
Word of the Day is ‘catchfart’ (17th century): an obsequious individual who sucks up to the boss and always follows the political wind.
November 7, 2025 at 10:12 AM
Word of the Day is ‘catchfart’ (17th century): an obsequious individual who sucks up to the boss and always follows the political wind.
Sales (Concrete) Morning Post
What do all those authors have in common? Let's check their bios on SCMP, connect the dots, and ask ourselves: why would they be so interested in an Olympic bid?
i think the other area of overlap in the venn diagram of these authors is a bit more telling…
November 7, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Sales (Concrete) Morning Post
Reposted by lando kardashian
One analytical model shows that, as of November 5th, the dismantling of U.S.A.I.D. has already caused the deaths of 600,000 people, two-thirds of them children. https://newyorkermag.visitlink.me/jUzNSc
The Shutdown of U.S.A.I.D. Has Already Killed Hundreds of Thousands
The short documentary “Rovina’s Choice” tells the story of what goes when aid goes.
newyorkermag.visitlink.me
November 6, 2025 at 9:00 PM
One analytical model shows that, as of November 5th, the dismantling of U.S.A.I.D. has already caused the deaths of 600,000 people, two-thirds of them children. https://newyorkermag.visitlink.me/jUzNSc
Reposted by lando kardashian
November 5, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Reposted by lando kardashian
Unsurprising that, after his party got its ass whipped, Trump would lean into vote fraud horseshit. A little surprising, though, that no one has yet told him that anonymous grocery shopping remains not just possible but the norm.
Trump: "It's time for Republicans to do what they have to do and that's terminate the filibuster ... we should start tonight with 'the country's open, congratulations,' then we should pass voted ID, we should pass no mail in voting ... you go to a grocery store, you have to give ID."
November 5, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Unsurprising that, after his party got its ass whipped, Trump would lean into vote fraud horseshit. A little surprising, though, that no one has yet told him that anonymous grocery shopping remains not just possible but the norm.
wishing him a very hgc
Hong Kong police have formally charged 16 individuals who were arrested in association with the JPEX crypto fraud case in 2023. According to sources, influencer Joseph Lam Chok was among those charged
www.thestandard.com.hk/wealth-and-i...
www.thestandard.com.hk/wealth-and-i...
Hong Kong Police charge 16, including influencer Joseph Lam, in $1.6B JPEX crypto fraud case
Hong Kong police have formally charged 16 individuals - 12 men and 4 women including Barrister-turn-insurance manager Joseph Lam Chok, who is also an active social media influencer - in connection wit...
www.thestandard.com.hk
November 5, 2025 at 11:09 AM
wishing him a very hgc
waiting for the ice floe to come pick her up
November 4, 2025 at 10:23 AM
waiting for the ice floe to come pick her up
a sandwich’s analog to a bullet’s caliber has got the type of bread, right? hawaiian roll or milk bread on the low end, ciabatta on the high…
I am *this* close to proposing an explainer with a ballistics chart for sandwiches of various calibers
(and am personally wondering what velocity a sandwich would need to penetrate kevlar. sort of like those cockpit-vs-chicken safety tests)
(and am personally wondering what velocity a sandwich would need to penetrate kevlar. sort of like those cockpit-vs-chicken safety tests)
It's not in this article but the government asserts that the sandwich was thrown at "point blank range", which implies subway sandwiches have defined effective weapon ranges of varying lethality, and I would like to see the government's chart of these ranges.
November 4, 2025 at 8:30 AM
a sandwich’s analog to a bullet’s caliber has got the type of bread, right? hawaiian roll or milk bread on the low end, ciabatta on the high…