Adam
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i think a good example of Propaganda Works is the number of you who think that the national Democratic Party spent the years 2013 to 2020 denouncing Americans for insufficient Tumblr-speak
November 15, 2025 at 6:55 PM
i think a good example of Propaganda Works is the number of you who think that the national Democratic Party spent the years 2013 to 2020 denouncing Americans for insufficient Tumblr-speak
"Slavoj Zizek is explaining why only Mahmood Mamdani's son, the socialist mayor of New York, can win over supporters of the president, Donald Trump" I mutter, half-asleep during my 2009 graduate seminar on the semiotics of reality TV.
November 12, 2025 at 5:31 AM
"Slavoj Zizek is explaining why only Mahmood Mamdani's son, the socialist mayor of New York, can win over supporters of the president, Donald Trump" I mutter, half-asleep during my 2009 graduate seminar on the semiotics of reality TV.
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i love working at the post office in Columbus, Ohio and ripping up absentee ballots that vote for cuomo
November 4, 2025 at 5:51 PM
i love working at the post office in Columbus, Ohio and ripping up absentee ballots that vote for cuomo
In a polarized time, Columbus is an unusual place, where a Democratic city is able to work hand-in-hand with the fascist state government to build AI murder robots.
October 30, 2025 at 2:09 PM
In a polarized time, Columbus is an unusual place, where a Democratic city is able to work hand-in-hand with the fascist state government to build AI murder robots.
Andy Ginther to single working-age adults: "fuck off."
October 27, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Andy Ginther to single working-age adults: "fuck off."
Starting the "DSA Republican Caucus" to issue statements and really confuse the haters.
October 27, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Starting the "DSA Republican Caucus" to issue statements and really confuse the haters.
Going to see a big increase in sales for Roma tomatoes next month.
October 27, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Going to see a big increase in sales for Roma tomatoes next month.
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This video from Portland is a metaphor for what is going on in America. ICE trying so hard to get Americans to cross a line and if they don't, dragging them across the line and violently attacking.
October 26, 2025 at 7:17 PM
This video from Portland is a metaphor for what is going on in America. ICE trying so hard to get Americans to cross a line and if they don't, dragging them across the line and violently attacking.
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My closing pitch to voters? “I will only live in this awful place if I rule over it”
October 26, 2025 at 11:47 PM
My closing pitch to voters? “I will only live in this awful place if I rule over it”
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this is what will happen if mamdani makes bus rides free
October 25, 2025 at 7:24 AM
this is what will happen if mamdani makes bus rides free
"Blister in the Sun" by the Violent Femmes was released closer in time to the second world war than to now.
October 25, 2025 at 4:42 AM
"Blister in the Sun" by the Violent Femmes was released closer in time to the second world war than to now.
"The Flintstones" premiered closer in time to the Spanish-American War than to now.
October 21, 2025 at 2:00 AM
"The Flintstones" premiered closer in time to the Spanish-American War than to now.
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Reminder: We spent YEARS reading thousands and thousands of articles on the Tea Party and how it was a true expression of the American people's will, and it never mounted anything nearly as big as Saturday's No Kings rallies. [1/3]
October 19, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Reminder: We spent YEARS reading thousands and thousands of articles on the Tea Party and how it was a true expression of the American people's will, and it never mounted anything nearly as big as Saturday's No Kings rallies. [1/3]
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the Muppets have been real quiet since the Louvre heist
October 19, 2025 at 10:19 PM
the Muppets have been real quiet since the Louvre heist
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heartbroken to learn the pope sympathizes with the poor. how can i continue to believe in god
October 17, 2025 at 5:43 PM
heartbroken to learn the pope sympathizes with the poor. how can i continue to believe in god
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October 17, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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Every European-American ethnic festival is like "come learn about our UNIQUE CULTURAL HERITAGE of accordion music, dancing with only our legs, and drinking."
October 11, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Every European-American ethnic festival is like "come learn about our UNIQUE CULTURAL HERITAGE of accordion music, dancing with only our legs, and drinking."
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Enjoy this issue of Seventeen Magazine, which contains interviews with Bill Cosby and J. R. R. Tolkien
October 8, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Enjoy this issue of Seventeen Magazine, which contains interviews with Bill Cosby and J. R. R. Tolkien
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Hiring Bari Weiss to bring down the temperature of the discourse is like hiring Animal from the Muppets to reduce workplace noise
October 6, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Hiring Bari Weiss to bring down the temperature of the discourse is like hiring Animal from the Muppets to reduce workplace noise
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A fan favorite from my recent video is who I’m imagining this is about
October 4, 2025 at 11:28 PM
A fan favorite from my recent video is who I’m imagining this is about
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so the US government just forced a tech company to delete an app it doesn’t like, which is totally normal stuff
www.404media.co/iceblock-own...
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ICEBlock Owner After Apple Removes App: ‘We Are Determined to Fight This’
Apple removed ICEBlock reportedly after direct pressure from Department of Justice officials. “I am incredibly disappointed by Apple's actions today. Capitulating to an authoritarian regime is never t...
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October 3, 2025 at 2:38 AM
so the US government just forced a tech company to delete an app it doesn’t like, which is totally normal stuff
www.404media.co/iceblock-own...
www.404media.co/iceblock-own...
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a heartwarming story of how being an unethical and talentless hack is no barrier to success when you are willing to endlessly flatter the wretched views of rich dipshits
Bari Weiss is set to be named the editor in chief of CBS News, the New York Post reports
October 2, 2025 at 8:12 PM
a heartwarming story of how being an unethical and talentless hack is no barrier to success when you are willing to endlessly flatter the wretched views of rich dipshits
Ordering my 300-pump frappucino and giving the cashier the name "Karlie Chirk"
October 2, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Ordering my 300-pump frappucino and giving the cashier the name "Karlie Chirk"
Hear me out:
His name is JOSHUA
And he's running for CONGRESS
His name is JOSHUA
And he's running for CONGRESS
October 1, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Hear me out:
His name is JOSHUA
And he's running for CONGRESS
His name is JOSHUA
And he's running for CONGRESS