Adamf2384
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Still, good news about the 95/96 training gear
January 25, 2026 at 5:14 PM
Still, good news about the 95/96 training gear
Just made bacon sandwiches for my boys and put the ketchup on in the shape of their initials
January 25, 2026 at 11:16 AM
Just made bacon sandwiches for my boys and put the ketchup on in the shape of their initials
Marco Silva on the Fulham bench looking like Ray Stantz has just decided the form of the destructor
January 24, 2026 at 11:47 PM
Marco Silva on the Fulham bench looking like Ray Stantz has just decided the form of the destructor
Jay Kay, 1996
Ladies and gentlemen, I’d like to introduce the high hat.
January 24, 2026 at 12:14 AM
Jay Kay, 1996
Can't believe the money, resources and effort these tech nerds are throwing at AI when there's other things needed so much more, like when is one of these turbo geeks going to invent a yoghurt pot that stops that pre cum shit forming at the top?
January 22, 2026 at 9:38 PM
Can't believe the money, resources and effort these tech nerds are throwing at AI when there's other things needed so much more, like when is one of these turbo geeks going to invent a yoghurt pot that stops that pre cum shit forming at the top?
"It confused the fuck out of me, that thing: I must have looked like I was doing the can can while I was edging round it, alternatively kicking thin air and some sort of solid mass and all the while trying to balance four pints and a bag of late night shopping."
Pick up the nearest book. Turn to page 42, post the second sentence.
"It pulls at my clothing and sometimes I feel I've got to pick it up, cuddle and kiss it."
"It pulls at my clothing and sometimes I feel I've got to pick it up, cuddle and kiss it."
Pick up the nearest book. Turn to page 42, post the second sentence.
'In the evening we had a dance'.
'In the evening we had a dance'.
January 21, 2026 at 12:56 PM
"It confused the fuck out of me, that thing: I must have looked like I was doing the can can while I was edging round it, alternatively kicking thin air and some sort of solid mass and all the while trying to balance four pints and a bag of late night shopping."
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The unseen episode of Desmond’s where their plane crashes and they run out of food
Must not eat pork pie 🥧
January 20, 2026 at 8:33 AM
The unseen episode of Desmond’s where their plane crashes and they run out of food
Never in doubt
January 18, 2026 at 10:30 PM
Never in doubt
Arsenal fans singing a song for their latest goalscorer to the tune of "Last Christmas" in January, Chelsea immediately given a bye to the final.
January 14, 2026 at 9:34 PM
Arsenal fans singing a song for their latest goalscorer to the tune of "Last Christmas" in January, Chelsea immediately given a bye to the final.
Chris Wilder has not got cup fever, despite not believing in vaccinations as "he doesn't know what's in them"
January 11, 2026 at 3:48 PM
Chris Wilder has not got cup fever, despite not believing in vaccinations as "he doesn't know what's in them"
Still thinking about how Shay Given describes everyday inconveniences in the most extreme terms. Forgot to put the bins out "ah bollocks, what a murder suicide that is"
January 11, 2026 at 12:39 PM
Still thinking about how Shay Given describes everyday inconveniences in the most extreme terms. Forgot to put the bins out "ah bollocks, what a murder suicide that is"
Need the Metro account to move over here from twitter, how else will I be able to blame Sting whenever they announce delays due to a Police incident or comment on the extremely intimate seating arrangements on the new trains?
January 10, 2026 at 1:22 PM
Need the Metro account to move over here from twitter, how else will I be able to blame Sting whenever they announce delays due to a Police incident or comment on the extremely intimate seating arrangements on the new trains?
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My pal Graham lives in NYC, he’s always right out there with his camera. He has some bollocks. ✊🏼
January 9, 2026 at 6:48 PM
My pal Graham lives in NYC, he’s always right out there with his camera. He has some bollocks. ✊🏼
This could be The Forth or The Town Wall circa 2009-12
Nobody ever found out for definite what he was listening to
Nobody ever found out for definite what he was listening to
January 5, 2026 at 8:00 PM
This could be The Forth or The Town Wall circa 2009-12
Nobody ever found out for definite what he was listening to
Nobody ever found out for definite what he was listening to
Not sure how new it is but there's a stand in Central Station selling samosas, kebab wraps, baklava and other treats. Got something for the way home/to warm my hands up after the match, great scran, hope people use it and keep it going, better than Greggs if nowt else. That's the #NUFC match report
January 4, 2026 at 7:55 PM
Not sure how new it is but there's a stand in Central Station selling samosas, kebab wraps, baklava and other treats. Got something for the way home/to warm my hands up after the match, great scran, hope people use it and keep it going, better than Greggs if nowt else. That's the #NUFC match report
The lads back playing records and talking shite>people on a match day metro giving it "Good Christmas?"
January 4, 2026 at 1:30 PM
The lads back playing records and talking shite>people on a match day metro giving it "Good Christmas?"
It is probably something I say too often when someone does something daft, but Gabriel deserves an "are you on glue?" for that one
January 3, 2026 at 5:44 PM
It is probably something I say too often when someone does something daft, but Gabriel deserves an "are you on glue?" for that one
NUFC going 2 nil up is like the start of Casualty when some kid with braces is away to fly a kite near a pylon, you know something bad is happening, but what? I'm no Eileen Drury but you've got to question what the fuck is going on with these lads
December 30, 2025 at 8:54 PM
NUFC going 2 nil up is like the start of Casualty when some kid with braces is away to fly a kite near a pylon, you know something bad is happening, but what? I'm no Eileen Drury but you've got to question what the fuck is going on with these lads
"I want to be considered as one of the goalkeepers at NUFC, don't tease me tease me tease me tease me baaaaaby"
🚨 #nufc planning overhaul of goalkeeping department - and £20m exile wants to be part of it.
Exclusive Odysseas Vlachodimos interview..
⚫️ #nufc frustration - and promises not kept
⚪️ 'Being important again' at Sevilla ⚫️ Those PSR rumours
Read 👇 inews.co.uk/sport/footba...
Exclusive Odysseas Vlachodimos interview..
⚫️ #nufc frustration - and promises not kept
⚪️ 'Being important again' at Sevilla ⚫️ Those PSR rumours
Read 👇 inews.co.uk/sport/footba...
The £20m Newcastle exile dreaming of a return
Odysseas Vlachodimos made just one appearance before joining Sevilla on loan - he speaks exclusively to The i Paper about his strange situation at St James' Park
inews.co.uk
December 19, 2025 at 11:50 AM
"I want to be considered as one of the goalkeepers at NUFC, don't tease me tease me tease me tease me baaaaaby"
Chicken tikka, in Costa Rica
Rather than a display of depressingly limited horizons and triumphant bigotry, Charlie is actually on a mission to eat pub food in rhyming locations around the world.
Next up - a big Sunday roast in the Ivory Coast.
Next up - a big Sunday roast in the Ivory Coast.
December 17, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Chicken tikka, in Costa Rica
"It's the new Christmas songs, Marty! Something's gotta be done about the new Christmas songs"
December 16, 2025 at 11:33 AM
"It's the new Christmas songs, Marty! Something's gotta be done about the new Christmas songs"
TBF I'm not as bothered these days, we've won a cup and seen it in real life. Anything from here is a bonus, I genuinely thought I'd be dead before that happened. Still not ideal to stick your big hipster head on one past your own keeper against them but they're we are
December 14, 2025 at 5:05 PM
TBF I'm not as bothered these days, we've won a cup and seen it in real life. Anything from here is a bonus, I genuinely thought I'd be dead before that happened. Still not ideal to stick your big hipster head on one past your own keeper against them but they're we are
The debate about who was the best character on "Married with Children" didn't go on for long
That thing you like?
It's probably AI
It's probably AI
December 14, 2025 at 8:31 AM
The debate about who was the best character on "Married with Children" didn't go on for long
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If Scottish football fans are wondering how to pronounce Iheanacho, it’s the noise a Geordie makes when he finds a Dorito down the back of the sofa
September 3, 2025 at 5:55 PM
If Scottish football fans are wondering how to pronounce Iheanacho, it’s the noise a Geordie makes when he finds a Dorito down the back of the sofa