Adam Bertocci
@adambertocci.bsky.social
Writer, filmmaker, dreamer http://www.adambertocci.com
"Marty Supreme" wasn't always my cup of tea but it's insane how good Kevin O'Leary is in it. I get that he has on-camera experience but this is still a bit different and I was not prepared for how the dude nails it. All roads lead back to Mr. Wonderful, indeed
January 7, 2026 at 7:38 AM
"Marty Supreme" wasn't always my cup of tea but it's insane how good Kevin O'Leary is in it. I get that he has on-camera experience but this is still a bit different and I was not prepared for how the dude nails it. All roads lead back to Mr. Wonderful, indeed
For never was a story of more cringe
Than this of Juliet's last date from Hinge.
Than this of Juliet's last date from Hinge.
January 4, 2026 at 5:58 PM
For never was a story of more cringe
Than this of Juliet's last date from Hinge.
Than this of Juliet's last date from Hinge.
I'm not sure why the tech companies want all our data but just to be safe I'm gonna pollute the waters here. Hmm. Let's see. My name is Ralph. I own a goldfish. On weekends I enjoy parasailing. There, that's decades of harvesting my info made useless
January 1, 2026 at 4:03 PM
I'm not sure why the tech companies want all our data but just to be safe I'm gonna pollute the waters here. Hmm. Let's see. My name is Ralph. I own a goldfish. On weekends I enjoy parasailing. There, that's decades of harvesting my info made useless
Now that it’s all over: I live near NYC. More people I know are registered Democrats in NYC than any other geography/affiliation combo. And somehow not one person I know ever said or posted anything good about Mayor Adams. God-tier run, really
January 1, 2026 at 6:06 AM
Now that it’s all over: I live near NYC. More people I know are registered Democrats in NYC than any other geography/affiliation combo. And somehow not one person I know ever said or posted anything good about Mayor Adams. God-tier run, really
This year I resolve to get off social media—oh, damn!
January 1, 2026 at 5:01 AM
This year I resolve to get off social media—oh, damn!
NEW YEAR'S EVE TIP: If you start watching “Cool Runnings” at exactly 2:41:36 PM, you can enjoy a fine family film that will be over in plenty of time for you to get to other events you may have planned
December 31, 2025 at 6:06 PM
NEW YEAR'S EVE TIP: If you start watching “Cool Runnings” at exactly 2:41:36 PM, you can enjoy a fine family film that will be over in plenty of time for you to get to other events you may have planned
It's shooting fish in a barrel for an "I like meta-movies" guy like me but I still find it so electrifying when the seams start showing, if you will
www.youtube.com/watch?v=VV1X...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=VV1X...
December 31, 2025 at 4:43 PM
It's shooting fish in a barrel for an "I like meta-movies" guy like me but I still find it so electrifying when the seams start showing, if you will
www.youtube.com/watch?v=VV1X...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=VV1X...
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One of the best to ever do it
December 30, 2025 at 2:09 PM
One of the best to ever do it
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nonfiction titles today:
First Things: Why The Morning Ends (And Why It Doesn’t Have To)
Pasta Fabulous
1927: The Year Before 1928
What Costco Can Teach Us About China, and What China Can Teach Us About Strategy
www.thechatner.com/p/what-every...
First Things: Why The Morning Ends (And Why It Doesn’t Have To)
Pasta Fabulous
1927: The Year Before 1928
What Costco Can Teach Us About China, and What China Can Teach Us About Strategy
www.thechatner.com/p/what-every...
What Every Non-Fiction Book Is Called Now
we all remember the “tiny things we know to be small” title crisis of 2022 but we ought not overlook nonfiction titles like
www.thechatner.com
December 29, 2025 at 4:21 PM
nonfiction titles today:
First Things: Why The Morning Ends (And Why It Doesn’t Have To)
Pasta Fabulous
1927: The Year Before 1928
What Costco Can Teach Us About China, and What China Can Teach Us About Strategy
www.thechatner.com/p/what-every...
First Things: Why The Morning Ends (And Why It Doesn’t Have To)
Pasta Fabulous
1927: The Year Before 1928
What Costco Can Teach Us About China, and What China Can Teach Us About Strategy
www.thechatner.com/p/what-every...
Been away from social media for a few days and to be 100% honest it can be disheartening coming back and surveying a cesspool and wondering, was it always like this? Fortunately, the answer is, yes, but there’s cat pictures too
December 27, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Been away from social media for a few days and to be 100% honest it can be disheartening coming back and surveying a cesspool and wondering, was it always like this? Fortunately, the answer is, yes, but there’s cat pictures too
Please. My canto… it's very American
December 23, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Please. My canto… it's very American
I love health. But I fuckin' hate wellness
December 20, 2025 at 5:11 AM
I love health. But I fuckin' hate wellness
I can't believe I have to say this, but please don't follow ChatGPT's instructions to kys. You should only do that if an Internet stranger asks you
December 19, 2025 at 6:11 PM
I can't believe I have to say this, but please don't follow ChatGPT's instructions to kys. You should only do that if an Internet stranger asks you
The guy on my local news who covers the Luigi Mangione trial has the same eyebrows. I really want to ask the station if they gave him the assignment just for that
December 19, 2025 at 3:08 AM
The guy on my local news who covers the Luigi Mangione trial has the same eyebrows. I really want to ask the station if they gave him the assignment just for that
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and tiny tim, who was NOT in the epstein files,
December 18, 2025 at 7:52 PM
and tiny tim, who was NOT in the epstein files,
Shocking economic report: Up to 12% of Americans could not come up with a spare $30 million to buy a beautiful original Fabergé egg
December 18, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Shocking economic report: Up to 12% of Americans could not come up with a spare $30 million to buy a beautiful original Fabergé egg
This shouldn't have to be said, but, please don't rely on AI to raise your children or be their teachers. Check in on them every couple of months while your phone's charging
December 18, 2025 at 6:31 PM
This shouldn't have to be said, but, please don't rely on AI to raise your children or be their teachers. Check in on them every couple of months while your phone's charging
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A friend who's on the Academy board has been telling me for YEARS that they wanted the ABC deal to end, so they could go streaming.
All the awful changes that have been suggested over the years? That was ABC wanting the show to be shorter/higher rated/sell more ads. Streaming fixes all of that.
All the awful changes that have been suggested over the years? That was ABC wanting the show to be shorter/higher rated/sell more ads. Streaming fixes all of that.
December 17, 2025 at 7:49 PM
A friend who's on the Academy board has been telling me for YEARS that they wanted the ABC deal to end, so they could go streaming.
All the awful changes that have been suggested over the years? That was ABC wanting the show to be shorter/higher rated/sell more ads. Streaming fixes all of that.
All the awful changes that have been suggested over the years? That was ABC wanting the show to be shorter/higher rated/sell more ads. Streaming fixes all of that.
Pitching an Olivia Nuzzi / RFK Jr miniseries starring Millie Bobby Brown and Rob Riggle. The fifth episode will be an extended flashback prequel all about the bear
December 17, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Pitching an Olivia Nuzzi / RFK Jr miniseries starring Millie Bobby Brown and Rob Riggle. The fifth episode will be an extended flashback prequel all about the bear
Doing my part to solve the data centers energy crisis by not using all my allotted characters for this post
December 17, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Doing my part to solve the data centers energy crisis by not using all my allotted characters for this post
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That was very Emotionally Intelligent of you homie
December 16, 2025 at 3:38 PM
That was very Emotionally Intelligent of you homie
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abandoning my Elmo fandom because I’ve just been told that he’s for babies. Decided to instead signal my status as a savvy, sophisticated adult by switching my allegiance to Grover
December 17, 2025 at 7:10 PM
abandoning my Elmo fandom because I’ve just been told that he’s for babies. Decided to instead signal my status as a savvy, sophisticated adult by switching my allegiance to Grover
I got a little closer on a goal today. Just as I did yesterday. It's a long process, it only happens a bit at a time. Like bricks in a castle, brushstrokes in a painting.
To tweak Zeno, you can't do a big thing. You can only do a lot of small things in between. But keep it up.
To tweak Zeno, you can't do a big thing. You can only do a lot of small things in between. But keep it up.
December 16, 2025 at 9:05 PM
I got a little closer on a goal today. Just as I did yesterday. It's a long process, it only happens a bit at a time. Like bricks in a castle, brushstrokes in a painting.
To tweak Zeno, you can't do a big thing. You can only do a lot of small things in between. But keep it up.
To tweak Zeno, you can't do a big thing. You can only do a lot of small things in between. But keep it up.
I was thinking this morning, "Gee, it's been a little bit since someone tried to scam me" and then this morning an e-mail came in. Nature is healing
December 16, 2025 at 5:20 PM
I was thinking this morning, "Gee, it's been a little bit since someone tried to scam me" and then this morning an e-mail came in. Nature is healing
TIL that over the last ten years the S&P 500 has more than tripled. I couldn't believe that, I had to check.
I wonder how much time in those ten years I wasted doomscrolling over, oh, this is so horrible and the market's never gonna recover. Or how much time I'll waste in future.
I wonder how much time in those ten years I wasted doomscrolling over, oh, this is so horrible and the market's never gonna recover. Or how much time I'll waste in future.
December 16, 2025 at 2:31 PM
TIL that over the last ten years the S&P 500 has more than tripled. I couldn't believe that, I had to check.
I wonder how much time in those ten years I wasted doomscrolling over, oh, this is so horrible and the market's never gonna recover. Or how much time I'll waste in future.
I wonder how much time in those ten years I wasted doomscrolling over, oh, this is so horrible and the market's never gonna recover. Or how much time I'll waste in future.