Adam Bertocci
@adambertocci.bsky.social
Writer, filmmaker, dreamer http://www.adambertocci.com
I'm really worried about this pasta tariff. If there's one thing everyone knows about Italians, it's that we have no idea how to locate or sell goods outside the traditional markets.
November 13, 2025 at 3:19 AM
I'm really worried about this pasta tariff. If there's one thing everyone knows about Italians, it's that we have no idea how to locate or sell goods outside the traditional markets.
Convincing you to read my novel with the first sentence. Share yours if you want.
November 11, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Convincing you to read my novel with the first sentence. Share yours if you want.
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When they boot up the government again it should make that cool chime like my Mac does
November 10, 2025 at 11:02 PM
When they boot up the government again it should make that cool chime like my Mac does
A kind review of my wild debut novel is now, much like the novel itself, in print! If this sounds like a book you'll enjoy, head over to www.adambertocci.com/whiterats to learn how you can buy it and enjoy the top-tier typography and A-minus-level marketing copy.
November 9, 2025 at 8:04 PM
A kind review of my wild debut novel is now, much like the novel itself, in print! If this sounds like a book you'll enjoy, head over to www.adambertocci.com/whiterats to learn how you can buy it and enjoy the top-tier typography and A-minus-level marketing copy.
Getting into disparaging stuff as recalling specific years from the 2010s. That’s very 2014. This is so 2017. That sort of thing
November 8, 2025 at 6:37 AM
Getting into disparaging stuff as recalling specific years from the 2010s. That’s very 2014. This is so 2017. That sort of thing
THE "FULL HOUSE" THEME GUY'S PAPERBOY WHO WAS LATE ONE TIME: Hey, fuck you too
November 6, 2025 at 10:35 PM
THE "FULL HOUSE" THEME GUY'S PAPERBOY WHO WAS LATE ONE TIME: Hey, fuck you too
I don't know what everybody's complaining about. I'm completely comfortable sharing my personal information with companies. (sits at typewriter) Dear Samsung Electronics: I am a really cool and awesome guy
November 6, 2025 at 9:45 PM
I don't know what everybody's complaining about. I'm completely comfortable sharing my personal information with companies. (sits at typewriter) Dear Samsung Electronics: I am a really cool and awesome guy
Just realized if AI starts taking human jobs the AI companies are gonna be glossing their demands for money with the most hoary old socialist-ass "labor is entitled to all it creates" aesthetics you can imagine. Or possibly type into a computer and tell it to imagine for you
November 6, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Just realized if AI starts taking human jobs the AI companies are gonna be glossing their demands for money with the most hoary old socialist-ass "labor is entitled to all it creates" aesthetics you can imagine. Or possibly type into a computer and tell it to imagine for you
They say the best investment you can make is in yourself. But they also say to diversify your investments. Therefore, have multiple selves.
November 6, 2025 at 4:35 PM
They say the best investment you can make is in yourself. But they also say to diversify your investments. Therefore, have multiple selves.
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This is complete hogwash
November 6, 2025 at 1:29 PM
This is complete hogwash
This thread explains a bunch of things about this shot I sort of knew had to be more complicated than even the behind-the-scenes material was going to get into. (I didn't even know roto splitscreens like this were doable then or if it was still the age of a locked-off camera with a black matte etc.)
The double splitscreen shot from 1:13-1:42 is one of the most insane shots created during the photochemical era.
You’ve got a real woman fondling Maroon and Valiant at both ends of the shot, with the woman’s body hidden by splitscreens that run along the edges of the fluted columns in the BG…
You’ve got a real woman fondling Maroon and Valiant at both ends of the shot, with the woman’s body hidden by splitscreens that run along the edges of the fluted columns in the BG…
Jessica Rabbit (Amy Irving) performing "Why Don't Ya Do Right?" in Who Framed Roger Rabbit (1988)
November 6, 2025 at 4:02 AM
This thread explains a bunch of things about this shot I sort of knew had to be more complicated than even the behind-the-scenes material was going to get into. (I didn't even know roto splitscreens like this were doable then or if it was still the age of a locked-off camera with a black matte etc.)
A candle loses nothing of its light by monetizing its brand
November 3, 2025 at 8:32 PM
A candle loses nothing of its light by monetizing its brand
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one thing about my culture is family is not important to us. and we hate food
November 1, 2025 at 9:51 PM
one thing about my culture is family is not important to us. and we hate food
Going to the Spirit Thanksgiving store to pick up cheap centerpieces and a bulk vat of gravy
November 1, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Going to the Spirit Thanksgiving store to pick up cheap centerpieces and a bulk vat of gravy
I don't know who needs to hear this, but anything can happen on Halloween
October 31, 2025 at 5:55 PM
I don't know who needs to hear this, but anything can happen on Halloween
Remember, trick-or-readers: My Halloween stories are #freekindle #freeebook today + through the weekend! Two John-Hughes-y teen romcoms, one that’s more of a twentysomething meltdown. Enjoy!
🎃🐺♥️: www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/...
🏴☠️🎃♥️: www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/...
🧙🐈⬛🎃: www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/...
🎃🐺♥️: www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/...
🏴☠️🎃♥️: www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/...
🧙🐈⬛🎃: www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/...
October 31, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Remember, trick-or-readers: My Halloween stories are #freekindle #freeebook today + through the weekend! Two John-Hughes-y teen romcoms, one that’s more of a twentysomething meltdown. Enjoy!
🎃🐺♥️: www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/...
🏴☠️🎃♥️: www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/...
🧙🐈⬛🎃: www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/...
🎃🐺♥️: www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/...
🏴☠️🎃♥️: www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/...
🧙🐈⬛🎃: www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/...
“The Big Lebowski” is a Halloween movie (the Dude goes to a house, his outfit is commented upon, he plays a trick and ends up leaving with a treat)
October 31, 2025 at 2:59 PM
“The Big Lebowski” is a Halloween movie (the Dude goes to a house, his outfit is commented upon, he plays a trick and ends up leaving with a treat)
Don’t treat me like a child.—Wait. Hold on. Would a lollipop be involved
October 31, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Don’t treat me like a child.—Wait. Hold on. Would a lollipop be involved
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I used to mix metaphors, but that ship has flown.
October 30, 2025 at 3:25 AM
I used to mix metaphors, but that ship has flown.
Trick-or-read! My Halloween stories are #freekindle #freeebook today and through the weekend. Two John-Hughes-y teen romcoms, one that’s more of a twentysomething meltdown. Enjoy!
🎃🐺♥️: www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/...
🏴☠️🎃♥️: www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/...
🧙🐈⬛🎃: www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/...
🎃🐺♥️: www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/...
🏴☠️🎃♥️: www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/...
🧙🐈⬛🎃: www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/...
October 29, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Trick-or-read! My Halloween stories are #freekindle #freeebook today and through the weekend. Two John-Hughes-y teen romcoms, one that’s more of a twentysomething meltdown. Enjoy!
🎃🐺♥️: www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/...
🏴☠️🎃♥️: www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/...
🧙🐈⬛🎃: www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/...
🎃🐺♥️: www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/...
🏴☠️🎃♥️: www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/...
🧙🐈⬛🎃: www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/...
Can't believe we have kids out there being raised to trust AI. We need to teach them to listen only to reputable sources (some guy's podcast)
October 29, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Can't believe we have kids out there being raised to trust AI. We need to teach them to listen only to reputable sources (some guy's podcast)
Sonder but it's just for realizing that people consume different brands
October 29, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Sonder but it's just for realizing that people consume different brands
Thinking about being a more quirky character so you'll all root for me and relate to me at the same time. I'm adorkably clumsy. I fell down at least fifty-eight times today. The doctors are concerned for my skull
October 28, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Thinking about being a more quirky character so you'll all root for me and relate to me at the same time. I'm adorkably clumsy. I fell down at least fifty-eight times today. The doctors are concerned for my skull
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People love to brag "18 months cancer free", "5 years cancer free". Piddling numbers. I'm 40 years cancer free.
October 28, 2025 at 6:11 PM
People love to brag "18 months cancer free", "5 years cancer free". Piddling numbers. I'm 40 years cancer free.