Adam Bertocci
@adambertocci.bsky.social
Writer, filmmaker, dreamer http://www.adambertocci.com
I would never use AI to write my—ah, crap
November 13, 2025 at 5:33 PM
I would never use AI to write my—ah, crap
Convincing you to read my novel with the first sentence. Share yours if you want.
November 11, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Convincing you to read my novel with the first sentence. Share yours if you want.
A kind review of my wild debut novel is now, much like the novel itself, in print! If this sounds like a book you'll enjoy, head over to www.adambertocci.com/whiterats to learn how you can buy it and enjoy the top-tier typography and A-minus-level marketing copy.
November 9, 2025 at 8:04 PM
A kind review of my wild debut novel is now, much like the novel itself, in print! If this sounds like a book you'll enjoy, head over to www.adambertocci.com/whiterats to learn how you can buy it and enjoy the top-tier typography and A-minus-level marketing copy.
Remember, trick-or-readers: My Halloween stories are #freekindle #freeebook today + through the weekend! Two John-Hughes-y teen romcoms, one that’s more of a twentysomething meltdown. Enjoy!
🎃🐺♥️: www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/...
🏴☠️🎃♥️: www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/...
🧙🐈⬛🎃: www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/...
🎃🐺♥️: www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/...
🏴☠️🎃♥️: www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/...
🧙🐈⬛🎃: www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/...
October 31, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Remember, trick-or-readers: My Halloween stories are #freekindle #freeebook today + through the weekend! Two John-Hughes-y teen romcoms, one that’s more of a twentysomething meltdown. Enjoy!
🎃🐺♥️: www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/...
🏴☠️🎃♥️: www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/...
🧙🐈⬛🎃: www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/...
🎃🐺♥️: www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/...
🏴☠️🎃♥️: www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/...
🧙🐈⬛🎃: www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/...
Trick-or-read! My Halloween stories are #freekindle #freeebook today and through the weekend. Two John-Hughes-y teen romcoms, one that’s more of a twentysomething meltdown. Enjoy!
🎃🐺♥️: www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/...
🏴☠️🎃♥️: www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/...
🧙🐈⬛🎃: www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/...
🎃🐺♥️: www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/...
🏴☠️🎃♥️: www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/...
🧙🐈⬛🎃: www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/...
October 29, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Trick-or-read! My Halloween stories are #freekindle #freeebook today and through the weekend. Two John-Hughes-y teen romcoms, one that’s more of a twentysomething meltdown. Enjoy!
🎃🐺♥️: www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/...
🏴☠️🎃♥️: www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/...
🧙🐈⬛🎃: www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/...
🎃🐺♥️: www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/...
🏴☠️🎃♥️: www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/...
🧙🐈⬛🎃: www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/...
I assume by this point Gavin Newsom is able to defeat Donald Trump with mere syllables, perhaps just a letter, or the dot of an i
October 28, 2025 at 3:08 AM
I assume by this point Gavin Newsom is able to defeat Donald Trump with mere syllables, perhaps just a letter, or the dot of an i
🏚️⛪🌕 bertholdgambrel.bsky.social gets the honor of being the last of this little run of squares I make. I hope you liked the squares. Maybe for my next book I'll use trapezoids.
Read his review: ruinedchapel.com/2025/10/21/b...
Read more/buy the book like he says to: www.adambertocci.com/whiterats
Read his review: ruinedchapel.com/2025/10/21/b...
Read more/buy the book like he says to: www.adambertocci.com/whiterats
October 24, 2025 at 5:50 PM
🏚️⛪🌕 bertholdgambrel.bsky.social gets the honor of being the last of this little run of squares I make. I hope you liked the squares. Maybe for my next book I'll use trapezoids.
Read his review: ruinedchapel.com/2025/10/21/b...
Read more/buy the book like he says to: www.adambertocci.com/whiterats
Read his review: ruinedchapel.com/2025/10/21/b...
Read more/buy the book like he says to: www.adambertocci.com/whiterats
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October 23, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Posted without comment
@alyssamilano.bsky.social Years ago you helped my "Two Gentlemen of Lebowski" go viral—opening so many doors for my writing.
Thanks again—here's me last night at the launch of my first novel, "The Sorcery of White Rats", a comedy about young women saving the world. And TGOL is still in print too!
Thanks again—here's me last night at the launch of my first novel, "The Sorcery of White Rats", a comedy about young women saving the world. And TGOL is still in print too!
October 22, 2025 at 5:05 PM
@alyssamilano.bsky.social Years ago you helped my "Two Gentlemen of Lebowski" go viral—opening so many doors for my writing.
Thanks again—here's me last night at the launch of my first novel, "The Sorcery of White Rats", a comedy about young women saving the world. And TGOL is still in print too!
Thanks again—here's me last night at the launch of my first novel, "The Sorcery of White Rats", a comedy about young women saving the world. And TGOL is still in print too!
Thank you.
Yes, folks, today's the day. I hope you like this book as much as the people who have read it already have.
And if not, hey—it's not the end of the world. ('Cause Bristol's gonna save it… God knows how.)
www.adambertocci.com/whiterats
Yes, folks, today's the day. I hope you like this book as much as the people who have read it already have.
And if not, hey—it's not the end of the world. ('Cause Bristol's gonna save it… God knows how.)
www.adambertocci.com/whiterats
October 21, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Thank you.
Yes, folks, today's the day. I hope you like this book as much as the people who have read it already have.
And if not, hey—it's not the end of the world. ('Cause Bristol's gonna save it… God knows how.)
www.adambertocci.com/whiterats
Yes, folks, today's the day. I hope you like this book as much as the people who have read it already have.
And if not, hey—it's not the end of the world. ('Cause Bristol's gonna save it… God knows how.)
www.adambertocci.com/whiterats
Nothing more to say, really. Hope y'all liked the hype.
See everyone tomorrow.
www.adambertocci.com/whiterats
See everyone tomorrow.
www.adambertocci.com/whiterats
October 20, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Nothing more to say, really. Hope y'all liked the hype.
See everyone tomorrow.
www.adambertocci.com/whiterats
See everyone tomorrow.
www.adambertocci.com/whiterats
Two days to Tuesday. Here's the last review I'm re-sharing in this blatant bragfest—er, beloved parade of memories.
I hope you like the book as much as this person did.
Learn more, pre-order an ebook and see how you can order a print copy starting Tues: www.adambertocci.com/whiterats
I hope you like the book as much as this person did.
Learn more, pre-order an ebook and see how you can order a print copy starting Tues: www.adambertocci.com/whiterats
October 19, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Two days to Tuesday. Here's the last review I'm re-sharing in this blatant bragfest—er, beloved parade of memories.
I hope you like the book as much as this person did.
Learn more, pre-order an ebook and see how you can order a print copy starting Tues: www.adambertocci.com/whiterats
I hope you like the book as much as this person did.
Learn more, pre-order an ebook and see how you can order a print copy starting Tues: www.adambertocci.com/whiterats
Three days to go.
What can I say, this is the kind of review a guy waits his whole life for. Much like certain subways in Manhattan.
To learn more, pre-order an ebook and find out how to get a print copy Tuesday (including at a signing if you're in NYC): www.adambertocci.com/whiterats
What can I say, this is the kind of review a guy waits his whole life for. Much like certain subways in Manhattan.
To learn more, pre-order an ebook and find out how to get a print copy Tuesday (including at a signing if you're in NYC): www.adambertocci.com/whiterats
October 18, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Three days to go.
What can I say, this is the kind of review a guy waits his whole life for. Much like certain subways in Manhattan.
To learn more, pre-order an ebook and find out how to get a print copy Tuesday (including at a signing if you're in NYC): www.adambertocci.com/whiterats
What can I say, this is the kind of review a guy waits his whole life for. Much like certain subways in Manhattan.
To learn more, pre-order an ebook and find out how to get a print copy Tuesday (including at a signing if you're in NYC): www.adambertocci.com/whiterats
Four days to go. What can I say, whatever else happens, I'll go to my grave knowing Kirkus Reviews liked this book. That's a wow.
If you think you'll like it too, learn more, pre-order an ebook and see how you can get a print copy starting Tuesday Oct 21: www.adambertocci.com/whiterats
If you think you'll like it too, learn more, pre-order an ebook and see how you can get a print copy starting Tuesday Oct 21: www.adambertocci.com/whiterats
October 17, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Four days to go. What can I say, whatever else happens, I'll go to my grave knowing Kirkus Reviews liked this book. That's a wow.
If you think you'll like it too, learn more, pre-order an ebook and see how you can get a print copy starting Tuesday Oct 21: www.adambertocci.com/whiterats
If you think you'll like it too, learn more, pre-order an ebook and see how you can get a print copy starting Tuesday Oct 21: www.adambertocci.com/whiterats
Five days to go.
This was always one of those "I'm flattered, but I swear this book is a comedy" reviews. I dunno, maybe it isn't a comedy. People often say I'm not funny.
To read reviews, pre-order an ebook & see how to get the print book starting Oct 21: www.adambertocci.com/whiterats
This was always one of those "I'm flattered, but I swear this book is a comedy" reviews. I dunno, maybe it isn't a comedy. People often say I'm not funny.
To read reviews, pre-order an ebook & see how to get the print book starting Oct 21: www.adambertocci.com/whiterats
October 16, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Five days to go.
This was always one of those "I'm flattered, but I swear this book is a comedy" reviews. I dunno, maybe it isn't a comedy. People often say I'm not funny.
To read reviews, pre-order an ebook & see how to get the print book starting Oct 21: www.adambertocci.com/whiterats
This was always one of those "I'm flattered, but I swear this book is a comedy" reviews. I dunno, maybe it isn't a comedy. People often say I'm not funny.
To read reviews, pre-order an ebook & see how to get the print book starting Oct 21: www.adambertocci.com/whiterats
Six days to go. I think this quote describes the book pretty well. Unfortunately, "Part comedy, part cosmic meltdown" describes my life even better.
Read all reviews, pre-order an ebook and learn how you can get a print book starting October 21: www.adambertocci.com/whiterats
Read all reviews, pre-order an ebook and learn how you can get a print book starting October 21: www.adambertocci.com/whiterats
October 15, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Six days to go. I think this quote describes the book pretty well. Unfortunately, "Part comedy, part cosmic meltdown" describes my life even better.
Read all reviews, pre-order an ebook and learn how you can get a print book starting October 21: www.adambertocci.com/whiterats
Read all reviews, pre-order an ebook and learn how you can get a print book starting October 21: www.adambertocci.com/whiterats
One week to go. Soon I'll have to stop hyping this thing up with vague if hopefully evocative images in squares. Until then, we just gotta hold on together.
Read reviews, pre-order an ebook, learn how you can get the print book starting Oct 21: www.adambertocci.com/whiterats
Read reviews, pre-order an ebook, learn how you can get the print book starting Oct 21: www.adambertocci.com/whiterats
October 14, 2025 at 6:33 PM
One week to go. Soon I'll have to stop hyping this thing up with vague if hopefully evocative images in squares. Until then, we just gotta hold on together.
Read reviews, pre-order an ebook, learn how you can get the print book starting Oct 21: www.adambertocci.com/whiterats
Read reviews, pre-order an ebook, learn how you can get the print book starting Oct 21: www.adambertocci.com/whiterats
Eight days to go. Hold me 👏👏, love me 👏👏
This review maybe makes it sound more 'artsy' than it is—to me. But maybe you'll see it more like she did. That's the fun of art.
To read this review+others, pre-order ebook & learn how to snag the print book starting Oct 21: www.adambertocci.com/whiterats
This review maybe makes it sound more 'artsy' than it is—to me. But maybe you'll see it more like she did. That's the fun of art.
To read this review+others, pre-order ebook & learn how to snag the print book starting Oct 21: www.adambertocci.com/whiterats
October 13, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Eight days to go. Hold me 👏👏, love me 👏👏
This review maybe makes it sound more 'artsy' than it is—to me. But maybe you'll see it more like she did. That's the fun of art.
To read this review+others, pre-order ebook & learn how to snag the print book starting Oct 21: www.adambertocci.com/whiterats
This review maybe makes it sound more 'artsy' than it is—to me. But maybe you'll see it more like she did. That's the fun of art.
To read this review+others, pre-order ebook & learn how to snag the print book starting Oct 21: www.adambertocci.com/whiterats
Today is the only day you can repost this
October 13, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Today is the only day you can repost this
Nine days to go. (This is the story of a girl…)
This was the first review in. It's not even a rave but brow-mopping ensued upon reading it… I knew we were gonna be okay.
To read this review + more, pre-order an ebook and find out more about this thing: www.adambertocci.com/whiterats
This was the first review in. It's not even a rave but brow-mopping ensued upon reading it… I knew we were gonna be okay.
To read this review + more, pre-order an ebook and find out more about this thing: www.adambertocci.com/whiterats
October 12, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Nine days to go. (This is the story of a girl…)
This was the first review in. It's not even a rave but brow-mopping ensued upon reading it… I knew we were gonna be okay.
To read this review + more, pre-order an ebook and find out more about this thing: www.adambertocci.com/whiterats
This was the first review in. It's not even a rave but brow-mopping ensued upon reading it… I knew we were gonna be okay.
To read this review + more, pre-order an ebook and find out more about this thing: www.adambertocci.com/whiterats
Ten days to go. I didn't choose the @booklife.bsky.social, the book life chose me. (This tag worked better on Twitter)
To read this review and others, pre-order an ebook and learn how you can get the print book Oct 21, visit www.adambertocci.com/whiterats
To read this review and others, pre-order an ebook and learn how you can get the print book Oct 21, visit www.adambertocci.com/whiterats
October 11, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Ten days to go. I didn't choose the @booklife.bsky.social, the book life chose me. (This tag worked better on Twitter)
To read this review and others, pre-order an ebook and learn how you can get the print book Oct 21, visit www.adambertocci.com/whiterats
To read this review and others, pre-order an ebook and learn how you can get the print book Oct 21, visit www.adambertocci.com/whiterats
Eleven days to go. That's good, I'm running out of stock photos of women in mysterious silhouettes.
To read this review (and many more), pre-order an ebook, and learn how you can get a print book starting October 21, just visit: www.adambertocci.com/whiterats
To read this review (and many more), pre-order an ebook, and learn how you can get a print book starting October 21, just visit: www.adambertocci.com/whiterats
October 10, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Eleven days to go. That's good, I'm running out of stock photos of women in mysterious silhouettes.
To read this review (and many more), pre-order an ebook, and learn how you can get a print book starting October 21, just visit: www.adambertocci.com/whiterats
To read this review (and many more), pre-order an ebook, and learn how you can get a print book starting October 21, just visit: www.adambertocci.com/whiterats
Twelve days to go. Time to repost stuff you've already read—er, I mean, cleverly repurpose existing content resources for impactful brand synergy.
Jokes aside: as we whip through pull quotes of the great reviews thus far, there was never a chance I wouldn't start with this one.
Jokes aside: as we whip through pull quotes of the great reviews thus far, there was never a chance I wouldn't start with this one.
October 9, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Twelve days to go. Time to repost stuff you've already read—er, I mean, cleverly repurpose existing content resources for impactful brand synergy.
Jokes aside: as we whip through pull quotes of the great reviews thus far, there was never a chance I wouldn't start with this one.
Jokes aside: as we whip through pull quotes of the great reviews thus far, there was never a chance I wouldn't start with this one.
Two weeks to go.
I'll be hyping this thing pretty heavily across these two weeks… but rest assured, it lives up to whatever hype I deliver. I've measured very carefully.
Happy spooky season to one and all.
www.adambertocci.com/whiterats
I'll be hyping this thing pretty heavily across these two weeks… but rest assured, it lives up to whatever hype I deliver. I've measured very carefully.
Happy spooky season to one and all.
www.adambertocci.com/whiterats
October 7, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Two weeks to go.
I'll be hyping this thing pretty heavily across these two weeks… but rest assured, it lives up to whatever hype I deliver. I've measured very carefully.
Happy spooky season to one and all.
www.adambertocci.com/whiterats
I'll be hyping this thing pretty heavily across these two weeks… but rest assured, it lives up to whatever hype I deliver. I've measured very carefully.
Happy spooky season to one and all.
www.adambertocci.com/whiterats
Who is this novel for, anyway?
October 5, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Who is this novel for, anyway?