Adam Grosswirth
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Pedantical cat. Smash resource. || "Unhinged but lovely." -@joereid
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This is Herschel. She spent 15 minutes at the gym before deciding to switch her New Year's resolution to self acceptance. 12/10 (IG: cfsbk)
January 5, 2026 at 5:55 PM
This is Herschel. She spent 15 minutes at the gym before deciding to switch her New Year's resolution to self acceptance. 12/10 (IG: cfsbk)
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Mamdani rescinded every executive order issued by Eric Adams after Adams's indictment, but still the "New York Times" is focusing exclusively on two of those orders that had to do with Israel.
There is someone singling out Israel here. And it isn't Zohran Mamdani.
There is someone singling out Israel here. And it isn't Zohran Mamdani.
January 4, 2026 at 4:37 PM
Mamdani rescinded every executive order issued by Eric Adams after Adams's indictment, but still the "New York Times" is focusing exclusively on two of those orders that had to do with Israel.
There is someone singling out Israel here. And it isn't Zohran Mamdani.
There is someone singling out Israel here. And it isn't Zohran Mamdani.
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it is extremely funny to tell everyone you're no longer gonna have experts on your news station and then immediately invite Pete Hegseth. Touché, CBS
A CBS News staffer told me this after Tony Dokoupil kicked off his CBS Evening News tenure tonight with a lengthy Pete Hegseth interview:
"If this is what Bari and Tony’s CBS Evening News is going to look like, then the we may as well just call ourselves Trump Administration State TV. Pathetic."
"If this is what Bari and Tony’s CBS Evening News is going to look like, then the we may as well just call ourselves Trump Administration State TV. Pathetic."
January 4, 2026 at 3:51 AM
it is extremely funny to tell everyone you're no longer gonna have experts on your news station and then immediately invite Pete Hegseth. Touché, CBS
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My attitude on this is that I'm not calling them because I think I can change their minds.
I'm calling them because it is unthinkable to let them do this without hearing how evil and awful they are.
My spite powers me. If I can get just 500 people a day to join me, we could fuck up their day.
I'm calling them because it is unthinkable to let them do this without hearing how evil and awful they are.
My spite powers me. If I can get just 500 people a day to join me, we could fuck up their day.
I call Tommy Tuberville every fucking week, multiple times a week, because he can be evil but I don't have to let him do it without pushback.
So I don't need to hear excuses. I call the dumbest senator in the country. 😂
So I don't need to hear excuses. I call the dumbest senator in the country. 😂
January 3, 2026 at 7:03 PM
My attitude on this is that I'm not calling them because I think I can change their minds.
I'm calling them because it is unthinkable to let them do this without hearing how evil and awful they are.
My spite powers me. If I can get just 500 people a day to join me, we could fuck up their day.
I'm calling them because it is unthinkable to let them do this without hearing how evil and awful they are.
My spite powers me. If I can get just 500 people a day to join me, we could fuck up their day.
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Are we supposed to call our reps and tell them we don’t like when the president engages in overt war crimes, or can we trust them to get there on their own?
January 3, 2026 at 1:46 PM
Are we supposed to call our reps and tell them we don’t like when the president engages in overt war crimes, or can we trust them to get there on their own?
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So can someone invade our country and arrest our plainly criminal president? Maybe before the end of the month? Honestly whatever works for y’all’s schedule.
January 3, 2026 at 6:50 PM
So can someone invade our country and arrest our plainly criminal president? Maybe before the end of the month? Honestly whatever works for y’all’s schedule.
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Nothing more comfortable than a chair made of stone.
December 29, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Nothing more comfortable than a chair made of stone.
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Christmas week is weird.
December 26, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Christmas week is weird.
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I think that "obesity" gave a lot school yard bullies and classist assholes cover to pretend they were actually public health heroes, and they are devastated that an actual treatment for obesity takes that away from them.
I cannot stand the repeated hit pieces on GLP-1s in mainstream media. NYT almost daily: GLP-1s wrecked this couple’s sex life! Or this woman’s emotional life! Or her cooking! NYMag today: Celebrities are so thin their bones are jutting out of their hips! Me: Anyone else remember the 90s?
December 26, 2025 at 3:44 PM
I think that "obesity" gave a lot school yard bullies and classist assholes cover to pretend they were actually public health heroes, and they are devastated that an actual treatment for obesity takes that away from them.
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Reminder for next year American Psycho is a Christmas movie
December 26, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Reminder for next year American Psycho is a Christmas movie
Carafe of Kahn Wine Bar
Harry Kim's, and it only serves appetizers – the entree never arrives.
You’ve just opened up a Star Trek Themed Restaurant.
What are you calling it?
What are you calling it?
December 26, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Carafe of Kahn Wine Bar
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Me: do you ever wonder if these Airbnb hosts have kitchen knives this dull at home
Murderer, Currently Bruising Me to Death in My Vacation Rental: you probably have time to leave a review
Murderer, Currently Bruising Me to Death in My Vacation Rental: you probably have time to leave a review
August 2, 2024 at 12:02 PM
Me: do you ever wonder if these Airbnb hosts have kitchen knives this dull at home
Murderer, Currently Bruising Me to Death in My Vacation Rental: you probably have time to leave a review
Murderer, Currently Bruising Me to Death in My Vacation Rental: you probably have time to leave a review
I can't believe we were denied this.
December 22, 2025 at 2:34 PM
I can't believe we were denied this.
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More on the Method & being "difficult" It's worth discussing the actual roots of this charge, which come from actors beginning to challenge the absolute authority of directors and producers, and having a process with its own requirements that might not be a 1:1 match with the director.
December 19, 2025 at 3:05 PM
More on the Method & being "difficult" It's worth discussing the actual roots of this charge, which come from actors beginning to challenge the absolute authority of directors and producers, and having a process with its own requirements that might not be a 1:1 match with the director.
They're not even good at signs.
December 19, 2025 at 9:44 PM
They're not even good at signs.
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What an interesting choice to keep "memorial"
December 19, 2025 at 7:54 PM
What an interesting choice to keep "memorial"
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one of our biggest problems is we spent decades coddling straight white male conservatives. we took their dumb as fuck ideas seriously, even though history, logic and science showed theyre completely unworkable. and now we're stuck with a bunch of dumbasses who have been coddled for too long
December 19, 2025 at 7:19 PM
one of our biggest problems is we spent decades coddling straight white male conservatives. we took their dumb as fuck ideas seriously, even though history, logic and science showed theyre completely unworkable. and now we're stuck with a bunch of dumbasses who have been coddled for too long
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I mean I’m still out here in these streets calling it National Airport and it’s fine, you know?
December 19, 2025 at 9:18 PM
I mean I’m still out here in these streets calling it National Airport and it’s fine, you know?
Come play silly trivia games!
Hello! Warming up this account now that 2.0 development is happening. Hoping to post some snippets of what we are doing during development plus some of this and that.
If you haven't already you can sign up for the 2.0 beta test here:
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If you haven't already you can sign up for the 2.0 beta test here:
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Glowing Briefcase 2.0 Beta
We are working on the 'real' Glowing Briefcase website right now. If you want to be a part of that beta (date TBD) plop your email down below. We'll use the list twice to announce the beta is open a c...
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December 18, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Come play silly trivia games!
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Have a nice life… day.
This week we are taking a look at 1978’s Star Wars Holiday Special, with our own very special guest star, fam favorite Anthony Strand!
www.muppeturgy.com/episodes/sta...
This week we are taking a look at 1978’s Star Wars Holiday Special, with our own very special guest star, fam favorite Anthony Strand!
www.muppeturgy.com/episodes/sta...
The Star Wars Holiday Special — Muppeturgy
On the 12th hour of Life Day, Art Carney gave to me 12 pocket fishtanks 11 ripped up banthas 10 Harvey Kormans 9 clowns a-flailing 8 Wookiees wailing Jefferson Starship 6 R2-D2s BEA ARTHUR SINGS Four ...
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December 18, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Have a nice life… day.
This week we are taking a look at 1978’s Star Wars Holiday Special, with our own very special guest star, fam favorite Anthony Strand!
www.muppeturgy.com/episodes/sta...
This week we are taking a look at 1978’s Star Wars Holiday Special, with our own very special guest star, fam favorite Anthony Strand!
www.muppeturgy.com/episodes/sta...
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As we continue to figure out exactly what shape Muppeturgy Phase 2 is going to take, there will definitely be some high points and low points. But folks, the episode we're releasing this week is absolutely a high point. Can't wait for you all to hear it.
a close up of a chewbacca with two yellow figures standing in front of it
Alt: a close up of a Lumpy, a Wookiee child, with two miniature yellow alien jugglers (with lion-like tales) juggling on a table in front of him as he looks on and licks his lips
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December 16, 2025 at 2:56 AM
As we continue to figure out exactly what shape Muppeturgy Phase 2 is going to take, there will definitely be some high points and low points. But folks, the episode we're releasing this week is absolutely a high point. Can't wait for you all to hear it.