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Actual Sunshine. Books, games, socks, dinosaurs. Part time halfling druid.
Pinned
*wildshapes into a quetzalcoatlus*
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When Jared Polis hits the national scene, treat him like Andrew Cuomo. He is not fit for national service.

www.westword.com/news/colorad...
Jared Polis Promotes White Supremacist and Child Porn Defender as "Intellectuals"
The governor encouraged Coloradans to follow the controversial online personalities, saying they do "actual thinking."
www.westword.com
December 15, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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Anybody who is like “Piracy is activism!”—trust me, supporting your local library is about 1000% more effective activism, and it’s still free for you and authors still get paid!
November 26, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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making Jacob the stereotypical Bluesky user is the rudest and truest attack anyone has ever made on us
BlueSky shoutout on Abbot Elementary!
November 6, 2025 at 11:36 PM
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You can vote for Andrew Cuomo, who lied about elderly deaths and sexual harassment

OR

you could vote for the guy who uses warm familial relationships to describe people who are not as closely related as those words imply
October 28, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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Good morning. For anyone that needs to hear this:

Boobytrap spelled backwards is partyboob.
October 4, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Well this thread is fun.
Always wonderful to bump into my old friend Daniel Radcliffe!
September 29, 2025 at 8:36 PM
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Let’s support the Evergreen community, where a school shooting last week didn’t get much notice outside Colorado due to the killing of Charlie Kirk. I’ll match the next fifty $5 donations to the Jefferson Center. Their team is helping the community process trauma. www.coloradogives.org/story/d3eafg
Support Support Youth Mental Health in Jefferson County on ColoradoGives.org
Jefferson Center helps children and families in Jeffco address their mental health needs
www.coloradogives.org
September 17, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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When journalism was cool. And risked everything to challenge power.
September 16, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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Linguistics
September 11, 2025 at 9:54 PM
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COMMENTARY: Charlie Kirk was shot in Utah today. And so were schoolchildren in Colorado. Because of the sick delusion that violence solves problems. None of us is safe.
September 11, 2025 at 2:05 AM
I will be glad if either one of the shootings in my newsfeed today drives meaningful change to the gun laws in this country, but I can't help but think that one will be used by some to incite further political violence while the other will be forgotten.
September 10, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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Look what they did to Notepad. Shut the fuck up. This is Notepad. You are not welcome here. Oh yeah "Let me use Copilot for Notepad". "I'm going to sign into my account for Notepad". What the fuck are you talking about. It's Notepad.
August 27, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Yes I will edit my Teams message to add the period I accidentally missed before I hit send, thank you.
August 20, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Sometimes you eat a burger for lunch, and sometimes you eat pavement. 😅
August 14, 2025 at 8:50 PM
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THEY LITERALLY DID THE ONION HEADLINE
July 30, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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This isn’t the female gaze. This is the male gaze. It’s men who are obsessed with the physicality of other men. Women, in the main, would much rather see a man who looks like he’d make himself a stack of buttered toast and let you steal a slice
July 19, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Typing my authenticator code into my calculator app with the confidence of a seasoned security pro.
July 15, 2025 at 5:40 AM
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June 22, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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I think democrats speaking to young men is a great idea until I hear democrats speaking to young men.
June 23, 2025 at 3:16 AM
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just saw a group of masked men stuffing masked ICE agents into an unmarked car, who were saying "we're ICE we're ICE!" but the abductors shouted to the crowd "no we're ICE!" no one knew who was ICE, so no one in the crowd said anything.
June 21, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Me while trying to get out of a romper with 6 button loops after waiting in line for very busy public restroom:
a man in a hospital gown is smiling with the words i 've made a huge mistake behind him
Alt: a man in a hospital gown is smiling with the words I've made a huge mistake behind him
media.tenor.com
June 21, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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I need everyone on Normal People internet to know that American Girl Doll Instagram is doing doll protests today. There are tiny t-shirts and signs. AND THEN I realized it's a joint protest with the Barbie ppl, where there are EVEN TINIER SIGNS.
June 14, 2025 at 10:03 PM
My brain: you need to eat something

Me: yeah but I don't want to cook

My brain: how about you just eat jam with a spoon

Me: solid reasoning, lfg
June 11, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Tell me your pet’s name with a GIF
June 7, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Tell me your pet’s name with a GIF
June 7, 2025 at 5:29 PM