Ace Boogie
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Hannity has a Fox reporter in Minneapolis talk to a random protester walking through the city who goes on to spit bars for 2 minutes
January 10, 2026 at 2:51 AM
Hannity has a Fox reporter in Minneapolis talk to a random protester walking through the city who goes on to spit bars for 2 minutes
This is clinical. They don’t miss.
January 10, 2026 at 2:49 AM
This is clinical. They don’t miss.
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Completely unfair to say Indiana's making Oregon look like Alabama. Oregon has a touchdown
January 10, 2026 at 2:00 AM
Completely unfair to say Indiana's making Oregon look like Alabama. Oregon has a touchdown
Good god this team is a wagon. Just relentless execution.
January 10, 2026 at 1:56 AM
Good god this team is a wagon. Just relentless execution.
Indiana just wants everyone to get a good night’s sleep before the Panthers-Rams game tomorrow
January 10, 2026 at 1:49 AM
Indiana just wants everyone to get a good night’s sleep before the Panthers-Rams game tomorrow
Jamie Dimon reading this
January 10, 2026 at 1:47 AM
Jamie Dimon reading this
Dan Lanning better have one helluva fake punt dialed up cause his boys appear to be in twuble
January 10, 2026 at 1:43 AM
Dan Lanning better have one helluva fake punt dialed up cause his boys appear to be in twuble
Joe Judge, QB Coach will always be funny
January 9, 2026 at 4:28 AM
Joe Judge, QB Coach will always be funny
How can you NOT give him that catch?
January 9, 2026 at 4:14 AM
How can you NOT give him that catch?
I can’t imagine what kind of hell he put high school DB’s through
January 9, 2026 at 3:58 AM
I can’t imagine what kind of hell he put high school DB’s through
Malachi Toney is an evolution of Percy Harvin. That’s all I see when I watch him play.
January 9, 2026 at 3:56 AM
Malachi Toney is an evolution of Percy Harvin. That’s all I see when I watch him play.
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Best TikTok thing going is the two dudes trying food from every country without leaving NYC. If you haven’t seen them yet, it’s incredible. My favorite so far is last week’s. Legit got me emotional.
January 9, 2026 at 1:50 AM
Best TikTok thing going is the two dudes trying food from every country without leaving NYC. If you haven’t seen them yet, it’s incredible. My favorite so far is last week’s. Legit got me emotional.
The purest definition of America possible
January 9, 2026 at 2:52 AM
The purest definition of America possible
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imagine watching this and not thinking that this is the whole goddamn reason to even *have* America
Best TikTok thing going is the two dudes trying food from every country without leaving NYC. If you haven’t seen them yet, it’s incredible. My favorite so far is last week’s. Legit got me emotional.
January 9, 2026 at 2:06 AM
imagine watching this and not thinking that this is the whole goddamn reason to even *have* America
Oh good god the ending to that Hornets game. Colin Sexton got a clean mid-range pull-up look and airballed the shit out of it as the clock ran out.
January 9, 2026 at 2:36 AM
Oh good god the ending to that Hornets game. Colin Sexton got a clean mid-range pull-up look and airballed the shit out of it as the clock ran out.
Carson Beck with one of the worst hospital balls I’ve ever seen. And the defender is gonna get a concussion and ejection for being in the wrong place at the wrong time trying to do his job.
January 9, 2026 at 1:18 AM
Carson Beck with one of the worst hospital balls I’ve ever seen. And the defender is gonna get a concussion and ejection for being in the wrong place at the wrong time trying to do his job.
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My anger at having to stand outside my kid’s school for two hours to ensure none of their classmates, parents, or teachers get kidnapped by my own government is only slightly tempered by the amazing outpouring of support from other parents and especially neighbors who stand against this bullshit.
January 9, 2026 at 12:41 AM
My anger at having to stand outside my kid’s school for two hours to ensure none of their classmates, parents, or teachers get kidnapped by my own government is only slightly tempered by the amazing outpouring of support from other parents and especially neighbors who stand against this bullshit.
4 HOF’ers AND Adrian Peterson gotdamn 😳
January 9, 2026 at 12:52 AM
4 HOF’ers AND Adrian Peterson gotdamn 😳
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uh why did FBI delete this
January 9, 2026 at 12:45 AM
uh why did FBI delete this
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Today once again proved that everyday citizens protesting their government are braver than the titans who own the largest media corporations, run the biggest law firms and lead the most powerful technology companies.
January 7, 2026 at 10:30 PM
Today once again proved that everyday citizens protesting their government are braver than the titans who own the largest media corporations, run the biggest law firms and lead the most powerful technology companies.
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Chevron CEO Sure In Good Mood This Week https://theonion.com/chevron-ceo-sure-in-good-mood-this-week/
January 7, 2026 at 1:32 AM
Chevron CEO Sure In Good Mood This Week https://theonion.com/chevron-ceo-sure-in-good-mood-this-week/
Weird flex, but okay..
Ole Miss coach Joe Judge when asked about how hectic this week has been: “My next door neighbor was Aaron Hernandez. I know this is more chaotic.”
January 7, 2026 at 2:53 AM
Weird flex, but okay..
LMAO 🤣
FLASHBACK: Lindsey Graham explodes on Trump on Jan. 6, 2021:
“All I can say is count me out. Enough is enough.”
“All I can say is count me out. Enough is enough.”
January 6, 2026 at 11:27 PM
LMAO 🤣
Lamar would have every right to make an even bigger mess of things in Baltimore if they hired that man
Amid recent leaguewide buzz about Kliff Kingsbury’s future, many believe Baltimore, with Lamar Jackson, would be an ideal landing spot for the now former Commanders offensive coordinator.
That will be a name to watch.
That will be a name to watch.
January 6, 2026 at 11:13 PM
Lamar would have every right to make an even bigger mess of things in Baltimore if they hired that man