Abysmaljellyfish
@abysmaljellyfish.bsky.social
First attempt at Cinnamon rolls was a resounding failure.
December 19, 2025 at 2:15 AM
First attempt at Cinnamon rolls was a resounding failure.
Baking cinnamon rolls from scratch for the first time
December 18, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Baking cinnamon rolls from scratch for the first time
Test running a granola bar recipe and got all the way up to cooling it in the fridge before I realized I misread the amount of oats to put in. Scraped it out and added more then put it back in the fridge. Fingers crossed it still works
December 17, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Test running a granola bar recipe and got all the way up to cooling it in the fridge before I realized I misread the amount of oats to put in. Scraped it out and added more then put it back in the fridge. Fingers crossed it still works
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"can't stop thinking about her" but about the sandwich I ate last month.
December 6, 2025 at 1:58 PM
"can't stop thinking about her" but about the sandwich I ate last month.
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You never want to hit someone with the nuclear "As stated previously" in an email but sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do
December 3, 2025 at 9:15 PM
You never want to hit someone with the nuclear "As stated previously" in an email but sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do
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car insurance commercial: "your next breakdown could be at any time -- anywhere."
don't i know it.
don't i know it.
November 30, 2025 at 1:43 AM
car insurance commercial: "your next breakdown could be at any time -- anywhere."
don't i know it.
don't i know it.
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Jellyfish floating in the seas.
November 13, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Jellyfish floating in the seas.
Been really into saying "for the birds" lately
November 12, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Been really into saying "for the birds" lately
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that’s what I’ve been saaaayying maaan
November 10, 2025 at 6:32 PM
that’s what I’ve been saaaayying maaan
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I feel like I say this every year but I really need people to hear it. Halloween is the best American holiday. Just kids outside welcomed into their world, marching around together, showing off their costumes to the elderly, parents meeting parents, neighbors catching up with neighbors.
November 1, 2025 at 4:17 PM
I feel like I say this every year but I really need people to hear it. Halloween is the best American holiday. Just kids outside welcomed into their world, marching around together, showing off their costumes to the elderly, parents meeting parents, neighbors catching up with neighbors.
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You should be able to find jobs by searching "guy who shows up on time and generally does what he's supposed to"
October 25, 2025 at 4:48 PM
You should be able to find jobs by searching "guy who shows up on time and generally does what he's supposed to"
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I heard someone on a podcast say that music is boring now and, look, I am saying this as kindly as I can…skill issue.
October 10, 2025 at 1:29 AM
I heard someone on a podcast say that music is boring now and, look, I am saying this as kindly as I can…skill issue.
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this fishes consented to be here
October 4, 2025 at 7:55 AM
this fishes consented to be here
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I love to inhale this sort of whimsical shit
October 3, 2025 at 2:12 PM
I love to inhale this sort of whimsical shit
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Doing #bonktober from @lekroox.bsky.social's list, and first up it Tomboy, feat. Nara.
A little behind but I shall try to catch up.
A little behind but I shall try to catch up.
October 3, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Doing #bonktober from @lekroox.bsky.social's list, and first up it Tomboy, feat. Nara.
A little behind but I shall try to catch up.
A little behind but I shall try to catch up.
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An eye-catching snail shell, hanging out on the house wall yesterday evening. I think it might be a White-lipped snail (Cepaea hortensis).
County Clare, Ireland.
County Clare, Ireland.
October 1, 2025 at 11:37 AM
An eye-catching snail shell, hanging out on the house wall yesterday evening. I think it might be a White-lipped snail (Cepaea hortensis).
County Clare, Ireland.
County Clare, Ireland.
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Cat kept getting into my pothos prop so I crocheted a hanger to keep 'em out of reach
September 19, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Cat kept getting into my pothos prop so I crocheted a hanger to keep 'em out of reach
Snail! (｢`･ω･)｢
September 9, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Snail! (｢`･ω･)｢
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September 2, 2025 at 4:32 AM