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"The future won't reward effort. It'll reward *leverage*" I say to the guy who (wrote the prompt for the AI) that wrote this as I flood a $2.3 billion server site with various acids
Gonna be real with you, this feels like an advertisement for spiritual death
Jarmusch night baby (tonight it's Coffee and Cigarettes (2004))
November 13, 2025 at 8:04 AM
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I think the favourite thing I've ever seen in this genre is people asking whether Byron would be cancelled today.

He was cancelled so hard in his own day that he had to leave the country and he never came back.
I'm sorry but as an eighteenth-centuryist, lol.

Jane Austen would be cancelled on campus if we'd read her letters?

Truly a take only possible from someone who doesn't know the mountains of heinous dirt we have on almost all major writers of the period.
October 20, 2025 at 1:08 AM
I'M ON PROG NOW, 10X SCARIER T-SLUR STRUTTING DOWN THE STREET LOADING PROMETRIUM PELLETS INTO MY WRIST LIKE A BIG-IRON MAGNUM SIX-SHOOTER BANG BANG HUGE KNOCKERS
October 16, 2025 at 12:02 PM
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David Simon, creator of ‘The Wire’, being interviewed by Ari Shapiro (NPR)
October 9, 2025 at 4:42 AM
finally, my
b ay be
c a w F e e
October 8, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Australians: I've just set up a blood donor team for queers, friends & family. Until recently, most of us have been unable to donate due to TGA guidelines, but queer people always need blood

My goal is to take the no. 2 spot from NSW Police

Join the team: my.donateblood.com.au/app/myteams_...
Lifeblood Teams home page
my.donateblood.com.au
October 2, 2025 at 3:55 AM
me: Hey Adobe Acrobat, can I highlight some text in this pdf?

Adobe: What's that? Does it mean endlessly pestering you about AI-generated summaries? 😀😀😀
October 1, 2025 at 10:45 AM
my grain ë deez nuts 😀👍👍
September 30, 2025 at 8:48 AM
Blubb donation number three and I registered to donate stem cells too I'm on a fucken roll.
September 29, 2025 at 6:39 AM
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ChatGPT Edu is built for conning education executives into subsidising and edu-washing planet-burning slop machines via non-consensual access to young people’s creativity AND DATA while attacking their ability to learn. At a university.
NEW: Oxford will be the first UK university to give all staff and students free ChatGPT Edu access, from this academic year.

ChatGPT Edu is built for education, with enhanced privacy and security.
September 26, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Espresso machine is blowing water everywhere instead of pushing it through beans so uh I guess it's time to clean it and replace the gasket
September 25, 2025 at 3:06 AM
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Engraving two bullets with "this bullet only lies" and "this bullet only tells the truth" to really stump the FBI
September 24, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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Giorgia Meloni, Italy's PM, is a far right fascist who supports Israel, but the general strike Italians carried out 2 days ago scared the shit out of her. Strikes are the most effective way to get politicians to do what you want them to do. Shut down profit and they stand to attention.
September 24, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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This is just embarrassing. Philosophy lost its way when pure ignorance and prejudice became acceptable inputs and all that mattered was making arguments as outputs. Although one would have thought the limits of "argument by analogy" was covered in the first year intro course.
What it sounds like when philosophers who are also anti-trans activists submit an amicus brief to a US court where they argue for banning trans girls and women from women's sports.
September 23, 2025 at 12:45 PM
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my momma always said: wife is like a box of chocolates. mmmmmm, deliciose wife
September 21, 2025 at 2:42 AM
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September 19, 2025 at 5:23 AM
[mild context-free and narrative-free Hollow Knight spoilers]

AHAHAHAHA I GOT YOU YOU WRETCHED LITTLE TWERP
September 18, 2025 at 6:04 AM
It's zap day buddies time to get zapped
September 16, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Post-date LUNE visit babyyyy
September 15, 2025 at 3:16 AM
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it's beyond fucked that Charlie Kirk explicitly wanted millions of people to die—we know this because he said so, many times, and of many different groups—and in fact had dedicated his life to evangelising this exact end, but it's people making fun of his death that are the problem?
September 11, 2025 at 12:32 PM
I really need to start posting cooking stuff here, I need the crank hungry-followers I had back on twitter
September 6, 2025 at 2:00 PM
j i g g l e c e n s o r s h i p
tHESE ARE REAL HUMAN BEINGS
September 2, 2025 at 3:09 AM
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hi fellow christ-lovers, its me mangalawyer coming at you with a 39 post thread where ive conducted exhaustive analysis on the breast size of a video game character vis a vis the one in the original title 20 years ago. for christ
tHESE ARE REAL HUMAN BEINGS
September 2, 2025 at 2:21 AM
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Centrist at the nazi rally: oh no I’m not here for the protest, I’m here to protest the counter protest
August 31, 2025 at 2:57 AM
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August 29, 2025 at 5:43 AM