Miles!
@9coacheswaiting.bsky.social
“a highly morbid character with an abhorrence for all things wholesome, especially sunshine.”
Charles Portis Novel Escapee / Three-time Yoknapatawpha County Mule Racing Champion
Charles Portis Novel Escapee / Three-time Yoknapatawpha County Mule Racing Champion
It probably didn’t help that the band director who taught AP Music Theory got incredibly mad at me after I withdrew my application from Northwestern and spent the rest of my senior year trying to get me in trouble
I am still scarred from the AP music theory exam
January 6, 2026 at 1:06 AM
It probably didn’t help that the band director who taught AP Music Theory got incredibly mad at me after I withdrew my application from Northwestern and spent the rest of my senior year trying to get me in trouble
The only person that should be causing electrical fires is Blucifer himself
January 5, 2026 at 9:18 PM
The only person that should be causing electrical fires is Blucifer himself
This one will fix me I swear
January 4, 2026 at 7:35 PM
This one will fix me I swear
Anyway accidentally cosplaying as the vicar of dibley today AMA
January 4, 2026 at 6:15 PM
Anyway accidentally cosplaying as the vicar of dibley today AMA
It is 11:51 on Sunday and you need to clean the house
a man in a suit and tie is talking into a microphone while a crowd looks on .
Alt: Bill Murray in groundhog day, a movie about repeating the same day over and over, saying “again”
media.tenor.com
January 4, 2026 at 5:53 PM
It is 11:51 on Sunday and you need to clean the house
The rum old fashioned I just made with this is fantastic if you are interested
January 4, 2026 at 12:33 AM
The rum old fashioned I just made with this is fantastic if you are interested
Fuck it cake for breakfast
January 3, 2026 at 3:26 PM
Fuck it cake for breakfast
These folks were clearly the same folks that designed Something Awful’s infamous RIPline
January 2, 2026 at 3:48 PM
These folks were clearly the same folks that designed Something Awful’s infamous RIPline
Checking the ol timeline
Welp I see sports are indeed HAPPENING
Welp I see sports are indeed HAPPENING
January 2, 2026 at 4:45 AM
Checking the ol timeline
Welp I see sports are indeed HAPPENING
Welp I see sports are indeed HAPPENING
Introduce yourself with what almost killed you:
A poacher mistook my horse for a very large deer (I ASSUME) and started shooting at me
A poacher mistook my horse for a very large deer (I ASSUME) and started shooting at me
Introduce yourself with what almost killed you:
A few minutes after I was born, they put me in an incubator with a broken thermostat so it was more like an air fryer
A few minutes after I was born, they put me in an incubator with a broken thermostat so it was more like an air fryer
Introduce yourself with what almost killed you:
Hi, I'm a bad driver, a rattlesnake, carbon monoxide, and cancer.
Hi, I'm a bad driver, a rattlesnake, carbon monoxide, and cancer.
January 2, 2026 at 3:58 AM
Introduce yourself with what almost killed you:
A poacher mistook my horse for a very large deer (I ASSUME) and started shooting at me
A poacher mistook my horse for a very large deer (I ASSUME) and started shooting at me
If the quality of the black eyed peas, greens and cornbread I made today is any indication of how this year is gonna go, it’s gonna be a banger
January 2, 2026 at 1:28 AM
If the quality of the black eyed peas, greens and cornbread I made today is any indication of how this year is gonna go, it’s gonna be a banger
TFW you forgot to order a print of some art you really like when the artist’s shop was open and now you have to wait but you have the attention span of a block of cheese so you’ll probably forget again next time 🫠🫠🫠
January 1, 2026 at 6:54 PM
TFW you forgot to order a print of some art you really like when the artist’s shop was open and now you have to wait but you have the attention span of a block of cheese so you’ll probably forget again next time 🫠🫠🫠
Dutch baby Dutch baby Dutch baby
January 1, 2026 at 4:35 PM
Dutch baby Dutch baby Dutch baby
Small joys and ever forward my babies
Happy 2026
Happy 2026
January 1, 2026 at 6:09 AM
Small joys and ever forward my babies
Happy 2026
Happy 2026
Update this does in fact smell incredible
December 31, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Update this does in fact smell incredible
So this has actually been a pretty rough year for me, and I have to say, scrolling back through my photos really drives it home that as much as some very bad things happened this year, I also had a lot of good times with friends and family, got to travel, learned a new skill . . .
December 31, 2025 at 3:44 PM
So this has actually been a pretty rough year for me, and I have to say, scrolling back through my photos really drives it home that as much as some very bad things happened this year, I also had a lot of good times with friends and family, got to travel, learned a new skill . . .
Could: Dolly Parton
Couldn’t: Jason Aldean
Couldn’t: Jason Aldean
name a celebrity you think could efficiently pull the all the meat off a rotisserie chicken and one you think couldn't
I think a powerful short film would be Judi Dench eating an entire rotisserie chicken with her bare hands
December 30, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Could: Dolly Parton
Couldn’t: Jason Aldean
Couldn’t: Jason Aldean
Reposted by Miles!
Adulthood is basically just balancing stuff that sucks with cheese-based Little Treats™️.
December 29, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Adulthood is basically just balancing stuff that sucks with cheese-based Little Treats™️.
Reposted by Miles!
Kandylakia is a type of a roadside shrine in Greece that is shaped like a tiny church. Sometimes inside is just a little icon, sometimes the inside also looks like an interior of a church, with tiny frescoes and whatnot.
December 28, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Kandylakia is a type of a roadside shrine in Greece that is shaped like a tiny church. Sometimes inside is just a little icon, sometimes the inside also looks like an interior of a church, with tiny frescoes and whatnot.
I regret to announce that I am yet again back on my bullshit
December 28, 2025 at 10:45 PM
I regret to announce that I am yet again back on my bullshit
They used to carry this at our Costco and I look for it every time we go, hope springs eternal
Meredith Dairy Marinated Cheese
Soft Australian 🐑+🐐🧀 in garlic-infusrd oil, with peppercorns and thyme sprigs. Very garlicky, but not hot. Soft and spreadable. No pepper or thyme detected in cheese. An oddity, but a pleasant one.
Soft Australian 🐑+🐐🧀 in garlic-infusrd oil, with peppercorns and thyme sprigs. Very garlicky, but not hot. Soft and spreadable. No pepper or thyme detected in cheese. An oddity, but a pleasant one.
December 28, 2025 at 7:30 PM
They used to carry this at our Costco and I look for it every time we go, hope springs eternal
Some dude once told me I’d be cute if my nose wasn’t so small and I am still just so confused???
What's an insult you'll never forget?
December 26, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Some dude once told me I’d be cute if my nose wasn’t so small and I am still just so confused???
Time spent trying to get the football game to work on my parents’ ancient tv: 1 hour
Number of remotes required: three
Number of times my mother has said “Kansas” into the firestick remote: at least 20
Number of remotes required: three
Number of times my mother has said “Kansas” into the firestick remote: at least 20
December 26, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Time spent trying to get the football game to work on my parents’ ancient tv: 1 hour
Number of remotes required: three
Number of times my mother has said “Kansas” into the firestick remote: at least 20
Number of remotes required: three
Number of times my mother has said “Kansas” into the firestick remote: at least 20
Ratthew no get down from there
December 26, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Ratthew no get down from there