Miles!
@9coacheswaiting.bsky.social
“a highly morbid character with an abhorrence for all things wholesome, especially sunshine.”
Charles Portis Novel Escapee / Three-time Yoknapatawpha County Mule Racing Champion
Charles Portis Novel Escapee / Three-time Yoknapatawpha County Mule Racing Champion
Pinned
Finally an opportunity to yell about my pet peeves online
At the point of the fantasy football season where you’re poking around the available player scrap pile to see if anyone accidentally left a Saquon Barkley under some sticks
November 14, 2025 at 12:44 AM
At the point of the fantasy football season where you’re poking around the available player scrap pile to see if anyone accidentally left a Saquon Barkley under some sticks
It was nice of him to draw this picture of me
Ernie Bushmiller predicted social media decades before the Internet existed
November 13, 2025 at 3:50 AM
It was nice of him to draw this picture of me
At Home is just an unboxed version of the Amazon warehouse decor section right
November 13, 2025 at 3:27 AM
At Home is just an unboxed version of the Amazon warehouse decor section right
Reposted by Miles!
reply guys emerging from their hole for a busy day of being weird at strangers
November 11, 2025 at 4:16 PM
reply guys emerging from their hole for a busy day of being weird at strangers
A piece of plastic blew under the wheels of my bike, causing a classic ass over teakettle wreck, except I somehow managed to execute a perfect tuck roll and ended up standing and completely unscathed (and moderately discombobulated)
I couldnt pull it off again if my life depended on it
I couldnt pull it off again if my life depended on it
had an awful day. please reply with your favorite memory someone that totally ate shit in a physical way that isn’t a total bummer
November 12, 2025 at 12:35 AM
A piece of plastic blew under the wheels of my bike, causing a classic ass over teakettle wreck, except I somehow managed to execute a perfect tuck roll and ended up standing and completely unscathed (and moderately discombobulated)
I couldnt pull it off again if my life depended on it
I couldnt pull it off again if my life depended on it
Reposted by Miles!
Tashikametan is a turtle who promotes the Labor Standards Bureau. He uses a scope attached to his mask to check employers are being fair. He’s a surprisingly fast runner, but because his shell is heavy, he can’t get up if he falls backwards.
November 6, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Tashikametan is a turtle who promotes the Labor Standards Bureau. He uses a scope attached to his mask to check employers are being fair. He’s a surprisingly fast runner, but because his shell is heavy, he can’t get up if he falls backwards.
Every time I make the Serious Eats chicken tortilla soup, I double the amount of chicken in it—that’s right, three pounds of chicken thighs—and somehow Mr. Miles! manages to eat the entire thing in one night, I’m starting to think he has a secret twin
November 11, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Every time I make the Serious Eats chicken tortilla soup, I double the amount of chicken in it—that’s right, three pounds of chicken thighs—and somehow Mr. Miles! manages to eat the entire thing in one night, I’m starting to think he has a secret twin
MY WORKOUT WAS ACTUALLY PLEASANT AND I ENJOYED IT
(EXCEPT FOR THE DEFICIT LUNGES, THEY ARE A SCOURGE UPON THE EARTH)
(EXCEPT FOR THE DEFICIT LUNGES, THEY ARE A SCOURGE UPON THE EARTH)
November 11, 2025 at 12:12 AM
MY WORKOUT WAS ACTUALLY PLEASANT AND I ENJOYED IT
(EXCEPT FOR THE DEFICIT LUNGES, THEY ARE A SCOURGE UPON THE EARTH)
(EXCEPT FOR THE DEFICIT LUNGES, THEY ARE A SCOURGE UPON THE EARTH)
Introduced one of my friends to the concept of the poptart bowl, she is ALL IN
a bag of pop candy is sitting on a field
Alt: A poptart mascot rips off its silver packaging like this is WWE or something
media.tenor.com
November 10, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Introduced one of my friends to the concept of the poptart bowl, she is ALL IN
When I said I needed to give the basil a haircut, I did not take into account that the basil is the size of a large shaggy dog
November 9, 2025 at 11:27 PM
When I said I needed to give the basil a haircut, I did not take into account that the basil is the size of a large shaggy dog
Not a fan of this Amazon ad shaming dad for wearing short shorts, I am staunchly pro-free the hams
November 9, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Not a fan of this Amazon ad shaming dad for wearing short shorts, I am staunchly pro-free the hams
Again, the average person is far, far more strange than you think
Just a planet full of weirdos
Just a planet full of weirdos
November 9, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Again, the average person is far, far more strange than you think
Just a planet full of weirdos
Just a planet full of weirdos
You know the jam is good when it comes with a paper ordering form with an option to pay by check
(The jam is very good)
(The jam is very good)
November 9, 2025 at 4:59 PM
You know the jam is good when it comes with a paper ordering form with an option to pay by check
(The jam is very good)
(The jam is very good)
Making a list ✅
Checking it twice ✅✅
Breathing heavily because it’s six weeks til Christmas and I have HOW many presents I need to make why do I do this to myself every year ✅✅✅
Checking it twice ✅✅
Breathing heavily because it’s six weeks til Christmas and I have HOW many presents I need to make why do I do this to myself every year ✅✅✅
November 9, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Making a list ✅
Checking it twice ✅✅
Breathing heavily because it’s six weeks til Christmas and I have HOW many presents I need to make why do I do this to myself every year ✅✅✅
Checking it twice ✅✅
Breathing heavily because it’s six weeks til Christmas and I have HOW many presents I need to make why do I do this to myself every year ✅✅✅
Reposted by Miles!
I will never wear lifting gloves. If I shake a man's hand, I want him to know right then and there that I can deadlift him
November 8, 2025 at 12:43 AM
I will never wear lifting gloves. If I shake a man's hand, I want him to know right then and there that I can deadlift him
Mutuals if you are in the market for a free-to-a-good-home Barbour vest, let me know
This reminds me I somehow have come into possession of a men’s xxl quilted vest I need to give to a loving home
November 7, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Mutuals if you are in the market for a free-to-a-good-home Barbour vest, let me know
This is something that is said by someone who has no idea how much effort it takes to organize a holiday open house
“Look at those women with their Stanleys and their toddlers and their bullet journals” they will ruin your life buddy
November 6, 2025 at 7:20 PM
This is something that is said by someone who has no idea how much effort it takes to organize a holiday open house
It’s almost Snack Ham season, plan accordingly
I need to blame someone for this @celebrityhottub.bsky.social seems like he is probably most responsible
November 6, 2025 at 12:31 AM
It’s almost Snack Ham season, plan accordingly
I’m sorry but one election and New York has dragons now??? Come onnnnn
Alerting all New Yorkers to go outside and look up
November 5, 2025 at 11:04 PM
I’m sorry but one election and New York has dragons now??? Come onnnnn
Popeyes’ roulette:
3 tenders ✅ (not spicy ❌)
Biscuit ✅
Two orders of fries and multiple sauces that are not what I ordered ⁉️⁉️⁉️
3 tenders ✅ (not spicy ❌)
Biscuit ✅
Two orders of fries and multiple sauces that are not what I ordered ⁉️⁉️⁉️
November 5, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Popeyes’ roulette:
3 tenders ✅ (not spicy ❌)
Biscuit ✅
Two orders of fries and multiple sauces that are not what I ordered ⁉️⁉️⁉️
3 tenders ✅ (not spicy ❌)
Biscuit ✅
Two orders of fries and multiple sauces that are not what I ordered ⁉️⁉️⁉️
Again why are there not more opportunities for communal singing and drinking and eating in American life
Like bring back that medieval feasting lifestyle
Like bring back that medieval feasting lifestyle
November 4, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Again why are there not more opportunities for communal singing and drinking and eating in American life
Like bring back that medieval feasting lifestyle
Like bring back that medieval feasting lifestyle
Any excuse to post the not particularly majestic Arkansas- Monticello Boll Weevils logo
November 3, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Any excuse to post the not particularly majestic Arkansas- Monticello Boll Weevils logo
Ryan Reynolds?
From A Guy A Girl and a Pizza Place?
From A Guy A Girl and a Pizza Place?
I think everybody has a “Wallace Shawn from Young Sheldon” — my first one would probably be “Vincent Price, the guy who did the voice of Ratigan in The Great Mouse Detective”
November 3, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Ryan Reynolds?
From A Guy A Girl and a Pizza Place?
From A Guy A Girl and a Pizza Place?
Goodbye to all that
November 2, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Goodbye to all that