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“a highly morbid character with an abhorrence for all things wholesome, especially sunshine.”
Charles Portis Novel Escapee / Three-time Yoknapatawpha County Mule Racing Champion
Charles Portis Novel Escapee / Three-time Yoknapatawpha County Mule Racing Champion
Beach could be beach-ier
November 15, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Beach could be beach-ier
What if we go hiking and then have a fancy dinner??
What if someone spills a beer on me??
What if I trip on a roller skate someone left on the sidewalk and comically tumble into the trafalgar fountain?
The possibilities are endless.
What if someone spills a beer on me??
What if I trip on a roller skate someone left on the sidewalk and comically tumble into the trafalgar fountain?
The possibilities are endless.
November 15, 2025 at 2:23 PM
What if we go hiking and then have a fancy dinner??
What if someone spills a beer on me??
What if I trip on a roller skate someone left on the sidewalk and comically tumble into the trafalgar fountain?
The possibilities are endless.
What if someone spills a beer on me??
What if I trip on a roller skate someone left on the sidewalk and comically tumble into the trafalgar fountain?
The possibilities are endless.
Three pairs per day seems reasonable right
November 15, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Three pairs per day seems reasonable right
I already made the short shorts appreciation list geez
November 15, 2025 at 2:04 PM
I already made the short shorts appreciation list geez
Get 👏 an 👏 air 👏 purifier 👏 duh 👏
November 15, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Get 👏 an 👏 air 👏 purifier 👏 duh 👏
Your house is too clean, did the New York Times lifestyle photographers just leave or something
November 15, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Your house is too clean, did the New York Times lifestyle photographers just leave or something
Oh mah gawwwd what an adorable little potato
November 15, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Oh mah gawwwd what an adorable little potato
Against my will!!!
November 14, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Against my will!!!
If you ask people down here the answer is anything north of I-10 is Yankees
November 14, 2025 at 1:11 PM
If you ask people down here the answer is anything north of I-10 is Yankees
The um, snow, on the top of the logo is a choice with this text
November 14, 2025 at 4:52 AM
The um, snow, on the top of the logo is a choice with this text
Starting to believe it’s Atlanta, population 1500
November 14, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Starting to believe it’s Atlanta, population 1500
If you won’t, I will
November 13, 2025 at 11:25 PM
If you won’t, I will
I didn’t tell my parents about the teacher who told me I looked “like a hooker”* and gave me detention for it because I was pretty sure one or both of them would have to be physically restrained
*(my coat was too big, because I was a middle schooler who was having a growth spurt)
*(my coat was too big, because I was a middle schooler who was having a growth spurt)
November 13, 2025 at 11:09 PM
I didn’t tell my parents about the teacher who told me I looked “like a hooker”* and gave me detention for it because I was pretty sure one or both of them would have to be physically restrained
*(my coat was too big, because I was a middle schooler who was having a growth spurt)
*(my coat was too big, because I was a middle schooler who was having a growth spurt)
Mine was “you are not allowed to have a clicky pen”
November 13, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Mine was “you are not allowed to have a clicky pen”
Ughhh I love this
November 13, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Ughhh I love this
Just looking at this gives me hayfever
November 13, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Just looking at this gives me hayfever
Great minds think alike
November 13, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Great minds think alike
Adding to that list:
International restaurants in a strip mall
International restaurants in a strip mall
November 13, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Adding to that list:
International restaurants in a strip mall
International restaurants in a strip mall
Is it bad that the girls at the coffee place know my order
November 13, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Is it bad that the girls at the coffee place know my order
It’s hard being a vampire-American
November 13, 2025 at 3:56 AM
It’s hard being a vampire-American
Probably? I know better than to wander around unchaperoned in a home decor or crafts store so I just beelined to the rug section
November 13, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Probably? I know better than to wander around unchaperoned in a home decor or crafts store so I just beelined to the rug section