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“a highly morbid character with an abhorrence for all things wholesome, especially sunshine.”
Charles Portis Novel Escapee / Three-time Yoknapatawpha County Mule Racing Champion
Charles Portis Novel Escapee / Three-time Yoknapatawpha County Mule Racing Champion
It’s a lovely morning in the village and you are a horrible goose
November 24, 2025 at 3:01 PM
It’s a lovely morning in the village and you are a horrible goose
The green one may be my favorite but the soldering job is … let’s not talk about that
November 24, 2025 at 1:56 AM
The green one may be my favorite but the soldering job is … let’s not talk about that
I am getting better at these
November 24, 2025 at 1:50 AM
I am getting better at these
Time to return all their Christmas gifts for one of these
November 24, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Time to return all their Christmas gifts for one of these
Really puts a new gloss on the whole “look to your left look to your right, only one of you will still be here in three years” law school thing
November 20, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Really puts a new gloss on the whole “look to your left look to your right, only one of you will still be here in three years” law school thing
I just assumed he meant he is going to Costco
November 19, 2025 at 9:33 PM
I just assumed he meant he is going to Costco
Rice is the solid base supporting civilization
November 19, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Rice is the solid base supporting civilization
I have been wearing this recently and it smells like falling asleep in a sunlit cedar grove
November 17, 2025 at 5:40 AM
I have been wearing this recently and it smells like falling asleep in a sunlit cedar grove
Due to an error, I ordered a 45 dollar paper plane
Twice
Twice
November 17, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Due to an error, I ordered a 45 dollar paper plane
Twice
Twice
Please lord someone send me a link to the actual filing
November 11, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Please lord someone send me a link to the actual filing
MY WORKOUT WAS ACTUALLY PLEASANT AND I ENJOYED IT
(EXCEPT FOR THE DEFICIT LUNGES, THEY ARE A SCOURGE UPON THE EARTH)
(EXCEPT FOR THE DEFICIT LUNGES, THEY ARE A SCOURGE UPON THE EARTH)
November 11, 2025 at 12:12 AM
MY WORKOUT WAS ACTUALLY PLEASANT AND I ENJOYED IT
(EXCEPT FOR THE DEFICIT LUNGES, THEY ARE A SCOURGE UPON THE EARTH)
(EXCEPT FOR THE DEFICIT LUNGES, THEY ARE A SCOURGE UPON THE EARTH)
When I said I needed to give the basil a haircut, I did not take into account that the basil is the size of a large shaggy dog
November 9, 2025 at 11:27 PM
When I said I needed to give the basil a haircut, I did not take into account that the basil is the size of a large shaggy dog
Why do so many of them involve teeth
November 9, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Why do so many of them involve teeth
You know the jam is good when it comes with a paper ordering form with an option to pay by check
(The jam is very good)
(The jam is very good)
November 9, 2025 at 4:59 PM
You know the jam is good when it comes with a paper ordering form with an option to pay by check
(The jam is very good)
(The jam is very good)
But what if you add the enticing texture of cow spit to it as well
November 8, 2025 at 4:43 PM
But what if you add the enticing texture of cow spit to it as well
Chest is about 53”, length is 29” from the top of the shoulder
November 8, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Chest is about 53”, length is 29” from the top of the shoulder
Worst Santa Lucia crown ever
November 7, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Worst Santa Lucia crown ever
Wow I did not expect to see the Brooklyn Barrel Museum Honeypot episode in real life
![Did you hear there's a barrel-making exhibit at the Brooklyn Museum of
Industry?
Yes.
[holt looking shocked]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:speessnlxdr5rbajw2yuesu5/bafkreih6hlrwywithbv3g7k3ctwemx2hrzvxm7j6r3etplp7c2d35niatq@jpeg)
November 6, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Wow I did not expect to see the Brooklyn Barrel Museum Honeypot episode in real life
Prosciutto cotto, provolone, and roasted red pepper conserves from the deli down the street from the house I grew up in.
November 4, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Prosciutto cotto, provolone, and roasted red pepper conserves from the deli down the street from the house I grew up in.
Any excuse to post the not particularly majestic Arkansas- Monticello Boll Weevils logo
November 3, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Any excuse to post the not particularly majestic Arkansas- Monticello Boll Weevils logo
Goodbye to all that
November 2, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Goodbye to all that
What is with this midwestern ass pepper shaker
November 2, 2025 at 7:52 PM
What is with this midwestern ass pepper shaker