Wow two bad flu seasons in a row. Yet private vaccinations are not capped. That seems like a really good idea.
November 9, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Wow two bad flu seasons in a row. Yet private vaccinations are not capped. That seems like a really good idea.
When your local cinema is playing David Lynch films but it’s on the tiny screen with less than a dozen good seats. Maybe uncomfortably intimate is the play
November 8, 2025 at 12:45 AM
When your local cinema is playing David Lynch films but it’s on the tiny screen with less than a dozen good seats. Maybe uncomfortably intimate is the play
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“0% woke shit”
a black man with a physical disability leads an environmental terrorist cell trying to save the planet from mega-billionaires and you play as a cross dressing twink femdomed by two different women ending and the final boss against the gayest angel of all time
a black man with a physical disability leads an environmental terrorist cell trying to save the planet from mega-billionaires and you play as a cross dressing twink femdomed by two different women ending and the final boss against the gayest angel of all time
November 7, 2025 at 7:59 PM
“0% woke shit”
a black man with a physical disability leads an environmental terrorist cell trying to save the planet from mega-billionaires and you play as a cross dressing twink femdomed by two different women ending and the final boss against the gayest angel of all time
a black man with a physical disability leads an environmental terrorist cell trying to save the planet from mega-billionaires and you play as a cross dressing twink femdomed by two different women ending and the final boss against the gayest angel of all time
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I sometimes have chats with NHS managers about how to “restore trust” and it’s amazing how poorly they react to the suggestion that people who harm patients should lose their jobs.
November 4, 2025 at 9:15 AM
I sometimes have chats with NHS managers about how to “restore trust” and it’s amazing how poorly they react to the suggestion that people who harm patients should lose their jobs.
Martin Lewis has become radicalised and is encouraging the nation to engage in their darkest desires. "It is becomign clear society will not last long enough to worry about APR or PPI."
October 31, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Martin Lewis has become radicalised and is encouraging the nation to engage in their darkest desires. "It is becomign clear society will not last long enough to worry about APR or PPI."
October 30, 2025 at 10:29 PM
@steampowered.com can you make it so steam urls open the app please?
October 29, 2025 at 11:09 PM
@steampowered.com can you make it so steam urls open the app please?
starting to like the idea of digital ID cards being introduced in 2028 and being scrapped in 2029. fuck it.
October 24, 2025 at 9:11 PM
starting to like the idea of digital ID cards being introduced in 2028 and being scrapped in 2029. fuck it.
the new railway station clock sucks. the fact that you have to watch it for a minute or two to understand how the seconds it works is so stupid. dread to think how much they spent on it.
October 18, 2025 at 9:37 PM
the new railway station clock sucks. the fact that you have to watch it for a minute or two to understand how the seconds it works is so stupid. dread to think how much they spent on it.
Getting chilly out there.
October 16, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Getting chilly out there.
I wonder where all those critics of public sector fax machines are now companies are having to use them again following cyber attacks?
October 11, 2025 at 10:34 PM
I wonder where all those critics of public sector fax machines are now companies are having to use them again following cyber attacks?
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Wow. I‘m not sure which part of this is weirder: that they think Starmer’s rep might be worse than theirs, or that they might be right.
Palantir has pulled out of involvement with the UK Digital ID card, according to an interview with their UK CEO on Times Radio. They’re concerned about the reputational damage of being involved with an unpopular Starmer policy.
October 4, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Wow. I‘m not sure which part of this is weirder: that they think Starmer’s rep might be worse than theirs, or that they might be right.
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I'm a single issue voter now, my issue: revenge
October 1, 2025 at 9:23 PM
I'm a single issue voter now, my issue: revenge
it is very cool how the police have no time to investigate bike thefts, but plenty of time to seize counterfeit toys.
October 3, 2025 at 12:17 PM
it is very cool how the police have no time to investigate bike thefts, but plenty of time to seize counterfeit toys.
Went to the footy with half time oranges. They threw them back at me and called me a paedo.
That’s Britain.
That’s Britain.
October 2, 2025 at 10:15 AM
Went to the footy with half time oranges. They threw them back at me and called me a paedo.
That’s Britain.
That’s Britain.
estate agents are my kryptonite. I can send a simple yes/no question by email stating "Please reply by email." and they will endlessly phone me leaving messages saying "just wanted to check in, give us a call back when you're free" NO!!!
September 30, 2025 at 4:46 PM
estate agents are my kryptonite. I can send a simple yes/no question by email stating "Please reply by email." and they will endlessly phone me leaving messages saying "just wanted to check in, give us a call back when you're free" NO!!!
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I just couldn't help myself...
September 29, 2025 at 2:41 PM
I just couldn't help myself...
"A New Towns Unit will be tasked with bringing in millions of pounds of public and private sector funding to invest in GP surgeries, schools, green spaces, libraries and transport for the new developments."
Ah yes, all the things I associate with the private sector.
Ah yes, all the things I associate with the private sector.
September 27, 2025 at 10:23 PM
"A New Towns Unit will be tasked with bringing in millions of pounds of public and private sector funding to invest in GP surgeries, schools, green spaces, libraries and transport for the new developments."
Ah yes, all the things I associate with the private sector.
Ah yes, all the things I associate with the private sector.
Can’t be long until the Daily Star asks Who will last longer, Kier Starmer vs. Lettuce?
September 27, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Can’t be long until the Daily Star asks Who will last longer, Kier Starmer vs. Lettuce?
Consume Me is so good!!!
September 25, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Consume Me is so good!!!
@eddavey.libdems.org.uk wants to put cops in libraries
September 19, 2025 at 10:10 PM
@eddavey.libdems.org.uk wants to put cops in libraries
Will Your Party launch anything without some form of redaction, correction or clarification?
September 18, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Will Your Party launch anything without some form of redaction, correction or clarification?
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A Life Well Wasted episode 9: Game Over is up now. Grab a timed-edition poster by Olly Moss anytime in the next 7 days to support the show. Thanks for sticking with me! alifewellwasted.com
September 4, 2025 at 2:40 PM
A Life Well Wasted episode 9: Game Over is up now. Grab a timed-edition poster by Olly Moss anytime in the next 7 days to support the show. Thanks for sticking with me! alifewellwasted.com
>Spain, Ireland, Netherlands refuse to take part in Eurovision if Israel are allowed to take part
Finally, the UK's first chance to win since 2001! 🇬🇧 🇬🇧 🇬🇧 🇬🇧 🇬🇧
Finally, the UK's first chance to win since 2001! 🇬🇧 🇬🇧 🇬🇧 🇬🇧 🇬🇧
September 12, 2025 at 12:54 PM
>Spain, Ireland, Netherlands refuse to take part in Eurovision if Israel are allowed to take part
Finally, the UK's first chance to win since 2001! 🇬🇧 🇬🇧 🇬🇧 🇬🇧 🇬🇧
Finally, the UK's first chance to win since 2001! 🇬🇧 🇬🇧 🇬🇧 🇬🇧 🇬🇧