Fax Steam your next speeding ticket

I’m suddenly all for a 9-5 school day!

I worked in insurance claims once and this guy claimed his kid lost the prison master key on a train after a shift in a prison. No checks, no GPS keychain. He was wondering if he could claim on his house insurance for every lock in the prison to be replaced.

I think Labour have the same game plan for the Greens as Reform:

1. Accept they will gain power (mayors/councils), and that can't be helped
2. Hope they achieve nothing, due to financial constraints of local authorities
3. Pray the electorate flocks back to the fiscally responsible adults in 2029

Lest we forget to signal before exiting

i would've gone with king crab orange for my coffin

H.M.Primark

On the other sand, consumer sediment is at an all time high

Isn’t it a direct debit? Why can’t they just cancel with their bank and let them work it out when the money stops coming in.

It’s entirely possible to attack Farage for his rhetoric and then have similar fiscal policies as the Conservatives and Reform.

I sometimes have chats with NHS managers about how to “restore trust” and it’s amazing how poorly they react to the suggestion that people who harm patients should lose their jobs.

Dunno what you’re on about

Paper of Record™️🏅

have any UK based subscribers found their issues arrive late? i can't tell if it's the consequence of Royal Mail restructuring to focus on parcels or a change at Future. for years it arrived a day or two early but recently it has been a day or two late.

It says the DLC is free.

Charging $5 for quality of life features like mouse controls, after buying an expensive console is really poor. This should be free or at least included with Nintendo Switch Online.

I honestly think Labour strategists are just hoping that Your Party tear into the recent Green gains. Same way they hope and pray Reform will fail to govern the councils they won.