5hahn
@5hahn.bsky.social
Just another weirdo. Non-binary trans passing-butch, fat, disabled, queer, writer. Learning cross stitch. Queer as in ACAB.
I really envy how easy it is for my cat to lick her butthole.
November 15, 2024 at 3:10 AM
I really envy how easy it is for my cat to lick her butthole.
Everybody... rock your body.
- heard at the local Dunkin
- heard at the local Dunkin
November 13, 2024 at 5:54 PM
Everybody... rock your body.
- heard at the local Dunkin
- heard at the local Dunkin
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*realizing there was a small error in the beautiful missive I just sent by carrier pigeon* well shit. Fuck. Someone get my slingshot
October 30, 2024 at 1:19 AM
*realizing there was a small error in the beautiful missive I just sent by carrier pigeon* well shit. Fuck. Someone get my slingshot
I have zoom therapy at 4pm and I'm already worried I'm going to lose track of time at 3:55 and miss it. Do I even need a diagnosis at this point?
October 21, 2024 at 3:24 PM
I have zoom therapy at 4pm and I'm already worried I'm going to lose track of time at 3:55 and miss it. Do I even need a diagnosis at this point?
Tori Jr. Sometimes TJ. Always precious.
September 26, 2024 at 9:39 PM
Tori Jr. Sometimes TJ. Always precious.
In my fantasies, we're already having breakup sex.
September 21, 2024 at 7:03 PM
In my fantasies, we're already having breakup sex.
I was going to try and go to Callen-Lorde today to pick up a prescription. But I bundled too many adventures into it, I think.
I wanted to try taking the bus/train. For the first time in years. I also want to make Callen-Lorde more cruisy. But I'm not feeling my best cruisy self today. (cont)
I wanted to try taking the bus/train. For the first time in years. I also want to make Callen-Lorde more cruisy. But I'm not feeling my best cruisy self today. (cont)
September 18, 2024 at 6:36 PM
I was going to try and go to Callen-Lorde today to pick up a prescription. But I bundled too many adventures into it, I think.
I wanted to try taking the bus/train. For the first time in years. I also want to make Callen-Lorde more cruisy. But I'm not feeling my best cruisy self today. (cont)
I wanted to try taking the bus/train. For the first time in years. I also want to make Callen-Lorde more cruisy. But I'm not feeling my best cruisy self today. (cont)
Does this mean I'm an early adopter? 😱
September 17, 2024 at 6:52 PM
Does this mean I'm an early adopter? 😱
Yesterday I walked a mile, turned around, and walked the same mile home.
Today I walked half a mile, turned around, and walked the same half a mile home.
Until August 3rd or so I would have called myself agoraphobic. I haven't walked more than .2 mile in literal years. What's changed?
Today I walked half a mile, turned around, and walked the same half a mile home.
Until August 3rd or so I would have called myself agoraphobic. I haven't walked more than .2 mile in literal years. What's changed?
September 15, 2024 at 9:19 PM
Yesterday I walked a mile, turned around, and walked the same mile home.
Today I walked half a mile, turned around, and walked the same half a mile home.
Until August 3rd or so I would have called myself agoraphobic. I haven't walked more than .2 mile in literal years. What's changed?
Today I walked half a mile, turned around, and walked the same half a mile home.
Until August 3rd or so I would have called myself agoraphobic. I haven't walked more than .2 mile in literal years. What's changed?
I was busy this week and am super tired. Where are the non-creepy people offering massages? Why do I only get creepy trans/chubby chasers???
September 13, 2024 at 12:45 AM
I was busy this week and am super tired. Where are the non-creepy people offering massages? Why do I only get creepy trans/chubby chasers???
Oops, I fisted again...
September 11, 2024 at 1:10 PM
Oops, I fisted again...
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Kamala Harris is killing a 78 year old baby on national tv. #Debate2024
September 11, 2024 at 1:45 AM
Kamala Harris is killing a 78 year old baby on national tv. #Debate2024
Other than it being a place where people go to get medical care, why isn't Callen-Lorde more cruisy?
I'm genuinely confused.
I'm genuinely confused.
September 10, 2024 at 2:29 PM
Other than it being a place where people go to get medical care, why isn't Callen-Lorde more cruisy?
I'm genuinely confused.
I'm genuinely confused.
I miss my gay hospital. The receptionist is very confused why this dude-lookin weirdo is here for a mammogram.
First of all, men of all types have breasts and need breast cancer screening.
First of all, men of all types have breasts and need breast cancer screening.
September 9, 2024 at 6:22 PM
I miss my gay hospital. The receptionist is very confused why this dude-lookin weirdo is here for a mammogram.
First of all, men of all types have breasts and need breast cancer screening.
First of all, men of all types have breasts and need breast cancer screening.
They are just background noise: self-harm without a verb.
September 8, 2024 at 4:30 PM
They are just background noise: self-harm without a verb.
I can't understand why I can't stop feeling shitty. I kind of understand why I can't understand it, but I still can't stop so it doesn't help.
September 7, 2024 at 1:46 PM
I can't understand why I can't stop feeling shitty. I kind of understand why I can't understand it, but I still can't stop so it doesn't help.
I successfully raw-dogged my colposcopy. I mean, I did not dissociate.
September 6, 2024 at 7:43 PM
I successfully raw-dogged my colposcopy. I mean, I did not dissociate.
The restaurant said I'd be getting fried onions, but they're just sauteed.
September 4, 2024 at 6:09 PM
The restaurant said I'd be getting fried onions, but they're just sauteed.
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support the arts. the dark arts. endorse the occult, necromancy, and all forms of irreversible curses designed to punish the unforgivable. neutrality is your enemy.
June 3, 2024 at 12:40 AM
support the arts. the dark arts. endorse the occult, necromancy, and all forms of irreversible curses designed to punish the unforgivable. neutrality is your enemy.
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[sighs]
[flashes security]
[flashes security]
September 3, 2024 at 9:50 AM
[sighs]
[flashes security]
[flashes security]
I'm wearing: black "military" hat that is so beat up it's clear I've never been military, a black polo shirt with one pocket, gray cargo shorts with my black belt with a cassette tape looking buckle, black socks, and my black crocs with fish bone graphic.
September 3, 2024 at 12:58 PM
I'm wearing: black "military" hat that is so beat up it's clear I've never been military, a black polo shirt with one pocket, gray cargo shorts with my black belt with a cassette tape looking buckle, black socks, and my black crocs with fish bone graphic.