Rubberband Girl
@5by5nina.bsky.social
A wordy bird. Christ-follower.
#OmniShambles
#ProudlyQueer #OmniSapphic
#Theologian #AuDHD
FIERCE 🏳️⚧️-ally. 🔥🔥🔥
🤍🩷🩵🤎🖤❤️🧡💛💚💙💜
#OmniShambles
#ProudlyQueer #OmniSapphic
#Theologian #AuDHD
FIERCE 🏳️⚧️-ally. 🔥🔥🔥
🤍🩷🩵🤎🖤❤️🧡💛💚💙💜
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If I were the literal devil I would carefully convince Christians that there is something sinister about empathy, that forgiveness is reserved for those who serve my interests, and that love looks like incurious condescension.
February 6, 2026 at 3:47 AM
If I were the literal devil I would carefully convince Christians that there is something sinister about empathy, that forgiveness is reserved for those who serve my interests, and that love looks like incurious condescension.
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The gates of hell lock on the inside.
- CS Lewis
- CS Lewis
February 5, 2026 at 5:41 PM
The gates of hell lock on the inside.
- CS Lewis
- CS Lewis
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Here's what Revelation 21:25 says about heaven's gates: "On no day will its gates ever be shut, for there will be no night there."
Here's what Jesus says about hell in Matthew 16:17-19: "the gates of hell will not prevail against you."
Here's what Jesus says about hell in Matthew 16:17-19: "the gates of hell will not prevail against you."
February 4, 2026 at 7:46 PM
Here's what Revelation 21:25 says about heaven's gates: "On no day will its gates ever be shut, for there will be no night there."
Here's what Jesus says about hell in Matthew 16:17-19: "the gates of hell will not prevail against you."
Here's what Jesus says about hell in Matthew 16:17-19: "the gates of hell will not prevail against you."
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I keep seeing many Christians post this phrase: "Heaven has gates, hell has open borders.
Choose wisely."
So here’s my response 🧵
Choose wisely."
So here’s my response 🧵
February 4, 2026 at 7:46 PM
I keep seeing many Christians post this phrase: "Heaven has gates, hell has open borders.
Choose wisely."
So here’s my response 🧵
Choose wisely."
So here’s my response 🧵
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Censorship of queer lives is rising - from algorithms burying our stories to AI-driven misinformation.
That’s why we’re crowdfunding to protect access to journalism that fights back.
But we can’t do this alone. Support us 👇
www.crowdfunder.co.uk/p/queeraf202...
That’s why we’re crowdfunding to protect access to journalism that fights back.
But we can’t do this alone. Support us 👇
www.crowdfunder.co.uk/p/queeraf202...
February 5, 2026 at 10:28 AM
Censorship of queer lives is rising - from algorithms burying our stories to AI-driven misinformation.
That’s why we’re crowdfunding to protect access to journalism that fights back.
But we can’t do this alone. Support us 👇
www.crowdfunder.co.uk/p/queeraf202...
That’s why we’re crowdfunding to protect access to journalism that fights back.
But we can’t do this alone. Support us 👇
www.crowdfunder.co.uk/p/queeraf202...
... Not just an #AuDHD but also a #LGBTQIA+ post:
Being undiagnosed and closeted for most of my life was FUCKING GRUELLING. But to be honest, I think being #GenX kinda made me better at dealing with it all, the realisations, the deep dive into my inner life, the #CPTSD, everything. 1/
Being undiagnosed and closeted for most of my life was FUCKING GRUELLING. But to be honest, I think being #GenX kinda made me better at dealing with it all, the realisations, the deep dive into my inner life, the #CPTSD, everything. 1/
February 5, 2026 at 11:34 AM
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1. I am beyond pissed for this reporter. What a nightmare.
2. They want us poor and uninformed about the world, and preferably dead if you can't manage the first two
2. They want us poor and uninformed about the world, and preferably dead if you can't manage the first two
A publisher who lays off a reporter whose pen is freezing because she's covering a frigid war zone while dodging missiles is not an editor you want to work for, in a more perfect world
February 4, 2026 at 5:28 PM
1. I am beyond pissed for this reporter. What a nightmare.
2. They want us poor and uninformed about the world, and preferably dead if you can't manage the first two
2. They want us poor and uninformed about the world, and preferably dead if you can't manage the first two
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@dr-maeforrest.bsky.social @bill-eld.bsky.social @billieiswriting.bsky.social @standupmackan.bsky.social , you might get a chuckle out of this... 😁
Mackan, let me know if your screen reader can't cope ❤️
Mackan, let me know if your screen reader can't cope ❤️
February 3, 2026 at 12:52 PM
@dr-maeforrest.bsky.social @bill-eld.bsky.social @billieiswriting.bsky.social @standupmackan.bsky.social , you might get a chuckle out of this... 😁
Mackan, let me know if your screen reader can't cope ❤️
Mackan, let me know if your screen reader can't cope ❤️
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skanesfolkblad.se/s-topp-porta...
Ska vi kanske vara mer ärliga med rubriksättningen här - SD och M portar S-topp från att besöka kommunens äldreboende.
Ska vi kanske vara mer ärliga med rubriksättningen här - SD och M portar S-topp från att besöka kommunens äldreboende.
S-topp portas från äldreboende: ”Inte varit med om liknande”
När Socialdemokraternas partisekreterare kommer till Bjuv på tisdagen får han inte besöka kommunens äldreboende. Något han menar är ”mycket anmärkningsvärt”.
skanesfolkblad.se
February 3, 2026 at 10:41 AM
skanesfolkblad.se/s-topp-porta...
Ska vi kanske vara mer ärliga med rubriksättningen här - SD och M portar S-topp från att besöka kommunens äldreboende.
Ska vi kanske vara mer ärliga med rubriksättningen här - SD och M portar S-topp från att besöka kommunens äldreboende.
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🧵Spotted at a cafe in Aotearoa New Zealand:
A small human (3?) declares to Grandad, "Grandad did you know I'm a bug?!"
Grandad nods thoughtfully. "Oh yeah? What type? A fluffy bum*"
"No a BIG SPIDER!"
"You sure? Because you look more like a fluffy bum."
"Noo! A SPIDER!" (1)
A small human (3?) declares to Grandad, "Grandad did you know I'm a bug?!"
Grandad nods thoughtfully. "Oh yeah? What type? A fluffy bum*"
"No a BIG SPIDER!"
"You sure? Because you look more like a fluffy bum."
"Noo! A SPIDER!" (1)
February 3, 2026 at 12:53 AM
🧵Spotted at a cafe in Aotearoa New Zealand:
A small human (3?) declares to Grandad, "Grandad did you know I'm a bug?!"
Grandad nods thoughtfully. "Oh yeah? What type? A fluffy bum*"
"No a BIG SPIDER!"
"You sure? Because you look more like a fluffy bum."
"Noo! A SPIDER!" (1)
A small human (3?) declares to Grandad, "Grandad did you know I'm a bug?!"
Grandad nods thoughtfully. "Oh yeah? What type? A fluffy bum*"
"No a BIG SPIDER!"
"You sure? Because you look more like a fluffy bum."
"Noo! A SPIDER!" (1)
... Och han nöjde sig ju inte med en vers, utan två underbara verser blommade upp i hans hjärta och hjärna! En stor kram till vår underbara @standupmackan.bsky.social 😭❤️
Vem är five by five? Vem är alltid trygg?
Som en storasyster, alltid har din rygg?
Det är NINA! Och jag vet att du vet -
hon är sötare än citrus-sockerkakssmet!
Som en storasyster, alltid har din rygg?
Det är NINA! Och jag vet att du vet -
hon är sötare än citrus-sockerkakssmet!
January 31, 2026 at 7:52 PM
... Och han nöjde sig ju inte med en vers, utan två underbara verser blommade upp i hans hjärta och hjärna! En stor kram till vår underbara @standupmackan.bsky.social 😭❤️
Att såna här @standupmackan.bsky.social existerar är nog det finaste i världen 😭😭😭 Tack, min vän... ❤️
Yo, @5by5nina.bsky.social - en snäll-rap. Betydligt mindre "aggro" än vad jag är normalt. Kärlek.
Vem är din famn när du behöver en kram?
Vem är din tröst när din hjärna är lam?
Vem orkar hålla, inte släppa din hand?
Håller 'hop dig, när du brister, som ett gummiband?
Vem är din famn när du behöver en kram?
Vem är din tröst när din hjärna är lam?
Vem orkar hålla, inte släppa din hand?
Håller 'hop dig, när du brister, som ett gummiband?
January 31, 2026 at 7:50 PM
Att såna här @standupmackan.bsky.social existerar är nog det finaste i världen 😭😭😭 Tack, min vän... ❤️
Is this satire?! It's impossible to tell anymore.
He may be an idiot but he sure has perfect ‘scooting’ form. 😂
RFK Jr. Demonstrates How To Remove Tapeworm By Scooting Ass Across Carpet
WASHINGTON—In an address touting the practice as a completely drug-free method to relieve the common affliction, Secretary of Health and Human Services Robert F. Kennedy Jr. demonstrated Thursday how ...
theonion.com
January 31, 2026 at 4:15 PM
Is this satire?! It's impossible to tell anymore.
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BREAKING: Bernie Sanders is introducing an amendment to cut ICE’s $75 billion funding increase, and to use those funds to restore the federal cuts to health care.
January 30, 2026 at 8:31 PM
BREAKING: Bernie Sanders is introducing an amendment to cut ICE’s $75 billion funding increase, and to use those funds to restore the federal cuts to health care.
🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
Everyone should read this paragraph from the Epstein Files. Seriously WTF is this guy doing as POTUS that whole family are vile/ disgusting creatures
January 31, 2026 at 4:13 PM
🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
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Children raped and killed. American citizens shot in the street. Immigrants illegally shackled, tortured, killed. Journalists arrested.
While a $300 million ballroom is constructed and a trash documentary released.
While a $300 million ballroom is constructed and a trash documentary released.
January 31, 2026 at 3:48 AM
Children raped and killed. American citizens shot in the street. Immigrants illegally shackled, tortured, killed. Journalists arrested.
While a $300 million ballroom is constructed and a trash documentary released.
While a $300 million ballroom is constructed and a trash documentary released.
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JANE FONDA: “I know Don Lemon. My husband created CNN. And I will fight for their right to speak… they arrested the wrong Don. This is how autocrats act. We can’t fall for it.”
January 31, 2026 at 4:54 AM
JANE FONDA: “I know Don Lemon. My husband created CNN. And I will fight for their right to speak… they arrested the wrong Don. This is how autocrats act. We can’t fall for it.”
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If Joseph Goebbels and a rectal polyp had a kid.
January 29, 2026 at 11:44 PM
If Joseph Goebbels and a rectal polyp had a kid.
Allekirjoita sinäkin ❤️ Metsät pitää suojella!!!
www.greenpeace.org/finland/toim...
www.greenpeace.org/finland/toim...
Pelastetaan 70 luonnonmetsää - Greenpeace Suomi
Metsähallitus tekee hakkuusuunnitelmia luonnonmetsiin kiihtyvään tahtiin. Suojele 70 kohdetta kanssamme!
www.greenpeace.org
January 30, 2026 at 7:56 PM
Allekirjoita sinäkin ❤️ Metsät pitää suojella!!!
www.greenpeace.org/finland/toim...
www.greenpeace.org/finland/toim...
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Allekirjoittakaa! Nyt!
www.greenpeace.org/finland/toim...
www.greenpeace.org/finland/toim...
Pelastetaan 70 luonnonmetsää - Greenpeace Suomi
Metsähallitus tekee hakkuusuunnitelmia luonnonmetsiin kiihtyvään tahtiin. Suojele 70 kohdetta kanssamme!
www.greenpeace.org
January 30, 2026 at 6:01 PM
Allekirjoittakaa! Nyt!
www.greenpeace.org/finland/toim...
www.greenpeace.org/finland/toim...
... Since @mrcuddy2977.bsky.social loooooves to know how nice and wintry it is where I live... 😁
January 30, 2026 at 7:54 PM
... Since @mrcuddy2977.bsky.social loooooves to know how nice and wintry it is where I live... 😁
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Hello lovely people! If you're thinking of ordering a copy of Tiny Moments of Joy for Valentine's Day, this weekend would be the best time to guarantee it gets to you in time.
(Prices in NZD so cheaper in USD/GBP/Euro, Roman Sestertii and Klingon Darsek😁)
www.swashbucklerpress.com/tiny-moments...
(Prices in NZD so cheaper in USD/GBP/Euro, Roman Sestertii and Klingon Darsek😁)
www.swashbucklerpress.com/tiny-moments...
Tiny Moments of Joy | Swashbuckler Press
Delightful moments captured from people watching in a small city in Aotearoa New Zealand.
www.swashbucklerpress.com
January 30, 2026 at 7:30 PM
Hello lovely people! If you're thinking of ordering a copy of Tiny Moments of Joy for Valentine's Day, this weekend would be the best time to guarantee it gets to you in time.
(Prices in NZD so cheaper in USD/GBP/Euro, Roman Sestertii and Klingon Darsek😁)
www.swashbucklerpress.com/tiny-moments...
(Prices in NZD so cheaper in USD/GBP/Euro, Roman Sestertii and Klingon Darsek😁)
www.swashbucklerpress.com/tiny-moments...
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"I was only following orders" wasn't an acceptable excuse at the Nuremberg trials & won't work now.
#AccountabilityIsComing
#AccountabilityIsComing
Kristi Noem: "Everything I've done, I've done at the direction of the president and Stephen"
January 28, 2026 at 7:31 PM
"I was only following orders" wasn't an acceptable excuse at the Nuremberg trials & won't work now.
#AccountabilityIsComing
#AccountabilityIsComing
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Today I've chosen my @nasajpl.bsky.social Mars parachute dress. In honor of @captnamy.bsky.social working on Artemis II at @kennedyspacecenter.bsky.social. Shown below when I went to the rollout of Artemis I.
January 28, 2026 at 2:53 PM
Today I've chosen my @nasajpl.bsky.social Mars parachute dress. In honor of @captnamy.bsky.social working on Artemis II at @kennedyspacecenter.bsky.social. Shown below when I went to the rollout of Artemis I.