Rubberband Girl
@5by5nina.bsky.social
A wordy bird. Christ-follower.
#OmniShambles
#ProudlyQueer #OmniSapphic
#Theologian #AuDHD
FIERCE 🏳️⚧️-ally. 🔥🔥🔥
🤍🩷🩵🤎🖤❤️🧡💛💚💙💜
#OmniShambles
#ProudlyQueer #OmniSapphic
#Theologian #AuDHD
FIERCE 🏳️⚧️-ally. 🔥🔥🔥
🤍🩷🩵🤎🖤❤️🧡💛💚💙💜
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Wes Streeting wants us to believe this contract has nothing to with his friend, Palantir lobbyist 'Mandelson'.
OK—will we believe you think giving £240m and all our data to a company fronted by Oswald Mosley's grandson in the UK, and enabling child abduction in the US, is a good idea?
Which is it?
OK—will we believe you think giving £240m and all our data to a company fronted by Oswald Mosley's grandson in the UK, and enabling child abduction in the US, is a good idea?
Which is it?
£240m. With no tender. Palantir.
I wrote to Wes Streeting last week demanding answers.
Every day without any transparency deepens the scandal.
Palantir out.
I wrote to Wes Streeting last week demanding answers.
Every day without any transparency deepens the scandal.
Palantir out.
Mandelson’s malign influence runs right through the heart of this Government.
Not least in the govt’s NHS data deal with Palantir – a spy-tech firm co-founded by a man who thinks the NHS should be ‘ripped up.’
I've written to Wes Streeting urging him to ditch this dangerous deal.
Not least in the govt’s NHS data deal with Palantir – a spy-tech firm co-founded by a man who thinks the NHS should be ‘ripped up.’
I've written to Wes Streeting urging him to ditch this dangerous deal.
February 10, 2026 at 1:38 PM
Wes Streeting wants us to believe this contract has nothing to with his friend, Palantir lobbyist 'Mandelson'.
OK—will we believe you think giving £240m and all our data to a company fronted by Oswald Mosley's grandson in the UK, and enabling child abduction in the US, is a good idea?
Which is it?
OK—will we believe you think giving £240m and all our data to a company fronted by Oswald Mosley's grandson in the UK, and enabling child abduction in the US, is a good idea?
Which is it?
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Reform MP in car crash interview over child poverty vote blunder
Reform MP in car crash interview over child poverty vote blunder
Not a good look for Jenrick.
leftfootforward.org
February 10, 2026 at 1:57 PM
Reform MP in car crash interview over child poverty vote blunder
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Reform banned journalists they dislike from covering their party conference and then Nigel Farage dissembled about it to Congress, so I think we’ve heard quite enough faux free speech bollocks out of them, tbh.
This is pretty menacing.
Sarah Pochin wrote to Bangor's university student run debating society requesting that she attend to "answer questions from students."
When they said "no" Reform rolled all it's tanks onto the lawns and said they'll cut funding to the entire university if they win.
Sarah Pochin wrote to Bangor's university student run debating society requesting that she attend to "answer questions from students."
When they said "no" Reform rolled all it's tanks onto the lawns and said they'll cut funding to the entire university if they win.
February 10, 2026 at 10:46 AM
Reform banned journalists they dislike from covering their party conference and then Nigel Farage dissembled about it to Congress, so I think we’ve heard quite enough faux free speech bollocks out of them, tbh.
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If I were the literal devil I would carefully convince Christians that there is something sinister about empathy, that forgiveness is reserved for those who serve my interests, and that love looks like incurious condescension.
February 6, 2026 at 3:47 AM
If I were the literal devil I would carefully convince Christians that there is something sinister about empathy, that forgiveness is reserved for those who serve my interests, and that love looks like incurious condescension.
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The gates of hell lock on the inside.
- CS Lewis
- CS Lewis
February 5, 2026 at 5:41 PM
The gates of hell lock on the inside.
- CS Lewis
- CS Lewis
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Here's what Revelation 21:25 says about heaven's gates: "On no day will its gates ever be shut, for there will be no night there."
Here's what Jesus says about hell in Matthew 16:17-19: "the gates of hell will not prevail against you."
Here's what Jesus says about hell in Matthew 16:17-19: "the gates of hell will not prevail against you."
February 4, 2026 at 7:46 PM
Here's what Revelation 21:25 says about heaven's gates: "On no day will its gates ever be shut, for there will be no night there."
Here's what Jesus says about hell in Matthew 16:17-19: "the gates of hell will not prevail against you."
Here's what Jesus says about hell in Matthew 16:17-19: "the gates of hell will not prevail against you."
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I keep seeing many Christians post this phrase: "Heaven has gates, hell has open borders.
Choose wisely."
So here’s my response 🧵
Choose wisely."
So here’s my response 🧵
February 4, 2026 at 7:46 PM
I keep seeing many Christians post this phrase: "Heaven has gates, hell has open borders.
Choose wisely."
So here’s my response 🧵
Choose wisely."
So here’s my response 🧵
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Censorship of queer lives is rising - from algorithms burying our stories to AI-driven misinformation.
That’s why we’re crowdfunding to protect access to journalism that fights back.
But we can’t do this alone. Support us 👇
www.crowdfunder.co.uk/p/queeraf202...
That’s why we’re crowdfunding to protect access to journalism that fights back.
But we can’t do this alone. Support us 👇
www.crowdfunder.co.uk/p/queeraf202...
February 5, 2026 at 10:28 AM
Censorship of queer lives is rising - from algorithms burying our stories to AI-driven misinformation.
That’s why we’re crowdfunding to protect access to journalism that fights back.
But we can’t do this alone. Support us 👇
www.crowdfunder.co.uk/p/queeraf202...
That’s why we’re crowdfunding to protect access to journalism that fights back.
But we can’t do this alone. Support us 👇
www.crowdfunder.co.uk/p/queeraf202...
... Not just an #AuDHD but also a #LGBTQIA+ post:
Being undiagnosed and closeted for most of my life was FUCKING GRUELLING. But to be honest, I think being #GenX kinda made me better at dealing with it all, the realisations, the deep dive into my inner life, the #CPTSD, everything. 1/
Being undiagnosed and closeted for most of my life was FUCKING GRUELLING. But to be honest, I think being #GenX kinda made me better at dealing with it all, the realisations, the deep dive into my inner life, the #CPTSD, everything. 1/
February 5, 2026 at 11:34 AM
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1. I am beyond pissed for this reporter. What a nightmare.
2. They want us poor and uninformed about the world, and preferably dead if you can't manage the first two
2. They want us poor and uninformed about the world, and preferably dead if you can't manage the first two
A publisher who lays off a reporter whose pen is freezing because she's covering a frigid war zone while dodging missiles is not an editor you want to work for, in a more perfect world
February 4, 2026 at 5:28 PM
1. I am beyond pissed for this reporter. What a nightmare.
2. They want us poor and uninformed about the world, and preferably dead if you can't manage the first two
2. They want us poor and uninformed about the world, and preferably dead if you can't manage the first two
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@dr-maeforrest.bsky.social @bill-eld.bsky.social @billieiswriting.bsky.social @standupmackan.bsky.social , you might get a chuckle out of this... 😁
Mackan, let me know if your screen reader can't cope ❤️
Mackan, let me know if your screen reader can't cope ❤️
February 3, 2026 at 12:52 PM
@dr-maeforrest.bsky.social @bill-eld.bsky.social @billieiswriting.bsky.social @standupmackan.bsky.social , you might get a chuckle out of this... 😁
Mackan, let me know if your screen reader can't cope ❤️
Mackan, let me know if your screen reader can't cope ❤️
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skanesfolkblad.se/s-topp-porta...
Ska vi kanske vara mer ärliga med rubriksättningen här - SD och M portar S-topp från att besöka kommunens äldreboende.
Ska vi kanske vara mer ärliga med rubriksättningen här - SD och M portar S-topp från att besöka kommunens äldreboende.
S-topp portas från äldreboende: ”Inte varit med om liknande”
När Socialdemokraternas partisekreterare kommer till Bjuv på tisdagen får han inte besöka kommunens äldreboende. Något han menar är ”mycket anmärkningsvärt”.
skanesfolkblad.se
February 3, 2026 at 10:41 AM
skanesfolkblad.se/s-topp-porta...
Ska vi kanske vara mer ärliga med rubriksättningen här - SD och M portar S-topp från att besöka kommunens äldreboende.
Ska vi kanske vara mer ärliga med rubriksättningen här - SD och M portar S-topp från att besöka kommunens äldreboende.
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🧵Spotted at a cafe in Aotearoa New Zealand:
A small human (3?) declares to Grandad, "Grandad did you know I'm a bug?!"
Grandad nods thoughtfully. "Oh yeah? What type? A fluffy bum*"
"No a BIG SPIDER!"
"You sure? Because you look more like a fluffy bum."
"Noo! A SPIDER!" (1)
A small human (3?) declares to Grandad, "Grandad did you know I'm a bug?!"
Grandad nods thoughtfully. "Oh yeah? What type? A fluffy bum*"
"No a BIG SPIDER!"
"You sure? Because you look more like a fluffy bum."
"Noo! A SPIDER!" (1)
February 3, 2026 at 12:53 AM
🧵Spotted at a cafe in Aotearoa New Zealand:
A small human (3?) declares to Grandad, "Grandad did you know I'm a bug?!"
Grandad nods thoughtfully. "Oh yeah? What type? A fluffy bum*"
"No a BIG SPIDER!"
"You sure? Because you look more like a fluffy bum."
"Noo! A SPIDER!" (1)
A small human (3?) declares to Grandad, "Grandad did you know I'm a bug?!"
Grandad nods thoughtfully. "Oh yeah? What type? A fluffy bum*"
"No a BIG SPIDER!"
"You sure? Because you look more like a fluffy bum."
"Noo! A SPIDER!" (1)
... Och han nöjde sig ju inte med en vers, utan två underbara verser blommade upp i hans hjärta och hjärna! En stor kram till vår underbara @standupmackan.bsky.social 😭❤️
Vem är five by five? Vem är alltid trygg?
Som en storasyster, alltid har din rygg?
Det är NINA! Och jag vet att du vet -
hon är sötare än citrus-sockerkakssmet!
Som en storasyster, alltid har din rygg?
Det är NINA! Och jag vet att du vet -
hon är sötare än citrus-sockerkakssmet!
January 31, 2026 at 7:52 PM
... Och han nöjde sig ju inte med en vers, utan två underbara verser blommade upp i hans hjärta och hjärna! En stor kram till vår underbara @standupmackan.bsky.social 😭❤️
Att såna här @standupmackan.bsky.social existerar är nog det finaste i världen 😭😭😭 Tack, min vän... ❤️
Yo, @5by5nina.bsky.social - en snäll-rap. Betydligt mindre "aggro" än vad jag är normalt. Kärlek.
Vem är din famn när du behöver en kram?
Vem är din tröst när din hjärna är lam?
Vem orkar hålla, inte släppa din hand?
Håller 'hop dig, när du brister, som ett gummiband?
Vem är din famn när du behöver en kram?
Vem är din tröst när din hjärna är lam?
Vem orkar hålla, inte släppa din hand?
Håller 'hop dig, när du brister, som ett gummiband?
January 31, 2026 at 7:50 PM
Att såna här @standupmackan.bsky.social existerar är nog det finaste i världen 😭😭😭 Tack, min vän... ❤️
Is this satire?! It's impossible to tell anymore.
He may be an idiot but he sure has perfect ‘scooting’ form. 😂
RFK Jr. Demonstrates How To Remove Tapeworm By Scooting Ass Across Carpet
WASHINGTON—In an address touting the practice as a completely drug-free method to relieve the common affliction, Secretary of Health and Human Services Robert F. Kennedy Jr. demonstrated Thursday how ...
theonion.com
January 31, 2026 at 4:15 PM
Is this satire?! It's impossible to tell anymore.
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BREAKING: Bernie Sanders is introducing an amendment to cut ICE’s $75 billion funding increase, and to use those funds to restore the federal cuts to health care.
January 30, 2026 at 8:31 PM
BREAKING: Bernie Sanders is introducing an amendment to cut ICE’s $75 billion funding increase, and to use those funds to restore the federal cuts to health care.
🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
Everyone should read this paragraph from the Epstein Files. Seriously WTF is this guy doing as POTUS that whole family are vile/ disgusting creatures
January 31, 2026 at 4:13 PM
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Children raped and killed. American citizens shot in the street. Immigrants illegally shackled, tortured, killed. Journalists arrested.
While a $300 million ballroom is constructed and a trash documentary released.
While a $300 million ballroom is constructed and a trash documentary released.
January 31, 2026 at 3:48 AM
Children raped and killed. American citizens shot in the street. Immigrants illegally shackled, tortured, killed. Journalists arrested.
While a $300 million ballroom is constructed and a trash documentary released.
While a $300 million ballroom is constructed and a trash documentary released.
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JANE FONDA: “I know Don Lemon. My husband created CNN. And I will fight for their right to speak… they arrested the wrong Don. This is how autocrats act. We can’t fall for it.”
January 31, 2026 at 4:54 AM
JANE FONDA: “I know Don Lemon. My husband created CNN. And I will fight for their right to speak… they arrested the wrong Don. This is how autocrats act. We can’t fall for it.”
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If Joseph Goebbels and a rectal polyp had a kid.
January 29, 2026 at 11:44 PM
If Joseph Goebbels and a rectal polyp had a kid.
Allekirjoita sinäkin ❤️ Metsät pitää suojella!!!
www.greenpeace.org/finland/toim...
www.greenpeace.org/finland/toim...
Pelastetaan 70 luonnonmetsää - Greenpeace Suomi
Metsähallitus tekee hakkuusuunnitelmia luonnonmetsiin kiihtyvään tahtiin. Suojele 70 kohdetta kanssamme!
www.greenpeace.org
January 30, 2026 at 7:56 PM
Allekirjoita sinäkin ❤️ Metsät pitää suojella!!!
www.greenpeace.org/finland/toim...
www.greenpeace.org/finland/toim...
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Allekirjoittakaa! Nyt!
www.greenpeace.org/finland/toim...
www.greenpeace.org/finland/toim...
Pelastetaan 70 luonnonmetsää - Greenpeace Suomi
Metsähallitus tekee hakkuusuunnitelmia luonnonmetsiin kiihtyvään tahtiin. Suojele 70 kohdetta kanssamme!
www.greenpeace.org
January 30, 2026 at 6:01 PM
Allekirjoittakaa! Nyt!
www.greenpeace.org/finland/toim...
www.greenpeace.org/finland/toim...
... Since @mrcuddy2977.bsky.social loooooves to know how nice and wintry it is where I live... 😁
January 30, 2026 at 7:54 PM
... Since @mrcuddy2977.bsky.social loooooves to know how nice and wintry it is where I live... 😁