Suddenly Tim
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🥋 Aikido
🧗♂️ Climbing
🎮 Gaming
🍵 Drinking Tea
🐕🦺 Petting Dogs
🧗♂️ Climbing
🎮 Gaming
🍵 Drinking Tea
🐕🦺 Petting Dogs
At the gym a group of kids (and I mean clearly under 16) standing by the dumbbell racks in everybody's way just chatting and openly discussing how they share a single membership.
PT bangs out a text while I'm doing a set and then mutters "there, they'll be banned by tomorrow". Stone cold legend.
PT bangs out a text while I'm doing a set and then mutters "there, they'll be banned by tomorrow". Stone cold legend.
November 19, 2025 at 11:29 AM
At the gym a group of kids (and I mean clearly under 16) standing by the dumbbell racks in everybody's way just chatting and openly discussing how they share a single membership.
PT bangs out a text while I'm doing a set and then mutters "there, they'll be banned by tomorrow". Stone cold legend.
PT bangs out a text while I'm doing a set and then mutters "there, they'll be banned by tomorrow". Stone cold legend.
Look at me, health nerd.
November 19, 2025 at 7:53 AM
Look at me, health nerd.
Between Cloudflare and AWS, I'm starting to think the web isn't as decentralised as we thought.
November 18, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Between Cloudflare and AWS, I'm starting to think the web isn't as decentralised as we thought.
A wholesome fact:
Cracker jokes are bad on purpose. Most mass-produced crackers in the UK are made by one company who deliberately only approve jokes that get groans, not laughs. A good joke tends to be smart so not getting it makes you feel dumb. They don't want anyone to feel dumb at Christmas.
Cracker jokes are bad on purpose. Most mass-produced crackers in the UK are made by one company who deliberately only approve jokes that get groans, not laughs. A good joke tends to be smart so not getting it makes you feel dumb. They don't want anyone to feel dumb at Christmas.
November 14, 2025 at 1:19 PM
A wholesome fact:
Cracker jokes are bad on purpose. Most mass-produced crackers in the UK are made by one company who deliberately only approve jokes that get groans, not laughs. A good joke tends to be smart so not getting it makes you feel dumb. They don't want anyone to feel dumb at Christmas.
Cracker jokes are bad on purpose. Most mass-produced crackers in the UK are made by one company who deliberately only approve jokes that get groans, not laughs. A good joke tends to be smart so not getting it makes you feel dumb. They don't want anyone to feel dumb at Christmas.
I know BMI is kinda bullshit but I can't deny feeling pretty pleased that my weigh-in this morning put me in the "healthy weight" category for the first time in probably 20 years.
November 14, 2025 at 10:19 AM
I know BMI is kinda bullshit but I can't deny feeling pretty pleased that my weigh-in this morning put me in the "healthy weight" category for the first time in probably 20 years.
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A man has been found guilty of writing a stream of consciousness novel. He is about to start a 4 year sentence.
November 12, 2025 at 7:37 PM
A man has been found guilty of writing a stream of consciousness novel. He is about to start a 4 year sentence.
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Boots just moved my flu jab appointment because apparently the pharmacist at that store on the date I booked "can't do private flu jabs". It's odd to me that they specified 'private'. Are the NHS ones allowed to be butchers or something?
November 7, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Boots just moved my flu jab appointment because apparently the pharmacist at that store on the date I booked "can't do private flu jabs". It's odd to me that they specified 'private'. Are the NHS ones allowed to be butchers or something?
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This is going to require some lip-biting by a lot of very awful and very vocal people.
November 4, 2025 at 11:03 AM
This is going to require some lip-biting by a lot of very awful and very vocal people.
Some people really are just monsters
November 3, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Some people really are just monsters
I ordered some trousers online and went for 36" waist as I always do. This is a store I've used a lot.
I had to send them back and get 34" instead.
Needless to say I'm delighted.
I had to send them back and get 34" instead.
Needless to say I'm delighted.
November 3, 2025 at 2:59 PM
I ordered some trousers online and went for 36" waist as I always do. This is a store I've used a lot.
I had to send them back and get 34" instead.
Needless to say I'm delighted.
I had to send them back and get 34" instead.
Needless to say I'm delighted.
I like to think that they were worried Mel C's new video was appealing to the male gaze so they made sure it also appealed to the male gays.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=blY4...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=blY4...
Melanie C - Sweat (Official)
YouTube video by MelanieCVEVO
www.youtube.com
October 31, 2025 at 12:24 PM
I like to think that they were worried Mel C's new video was appealing to the male gaze so they made sure it also appealed to the male gays.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=blY4...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=blY4...
I've lost 6.5kg since May, and 2.75% body fat. Since I have a habit of focussing on negatives like, in this case, what I need to do and how much I want to lose, I am trying to celebrate progress instead.
a blonde woman wearing a pink shirt and red lipstick is smiling and says yeah , i 'm pretty awesome .
ALT: a blonde woman wearing a pink shirt and red lipstick is smiling and says yeah , i 'm pretty awesome .
media.tenor.com
October 31, 2025 at 10:51 AM
I've lost 6.5kg since May, and 2.75% body fat. Since I have a habit of focussing on negatives like, in this case, what I need to do and how much I want to lose, I am trying to celebrate progress instead.
Huh, that's actually surprising. I knew I was above average but not by this much
www.gigacalculator.com/calculators/...
www.gigacalculator.com/calculators/...
October 28, 2025 at 11:33 AM
Huh, that's actually surprising. I knew I was above average but not by this much
www.gigacalculator.com/calculators/...
www.gigacalculator.com/calculators/...
I have fallen down a rabbit hole of watching react videos to Tim Minchin's song Prejudice.
October 24, 2025 at 9:08 AM
I have fallen down a rabbit hole of watching react videos to Tim Minchin's song Prejudice.
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October 22, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Boiler? I hardly know her.
But she is a witch so, yeah, crack on with the cauldron fire.
But she is a witch so, yeah, crack on with the cauldron fire.
October 22, 2025 at 9:27 AM
Boiler? I hardly know her.
But she is a witch so, yeah, crack on with the cauldron fire.
But she is a witch so, yeah, crack on with the cauldron fire.
In the new Mortal Kombat you can finish your opponent by rubbing a lamp with a sympathetic smile on your face. It's a geniality.
October 21, 2025 at 10:37 AM
In the new Mortal Kombat you can finish your opponent by rubbing a lamp with a sympathetic smile on your face. It's a geniality.
Tip of the iceberg. This kinda stuff, combined with a seeming decline in scepticism, is the real threat of AI. It's not Terminator shit that will get us, it's us.
A clip that appears to show Conservative MP George Freeman announcing his defection to Reform UK isn’t real and was very likely made using artificial intelligence.
The MP said the video is “entirely fake and false”.
The MP said the video is “entirely fake and false”.
Video of George Freeman MP announcing defection to Reform UK is fake – Full Fact
A clip that appears to show Conservative MP George Freeman saying he is joining Reform UK isn’t real, and was likely made using artificial intelligence.
fullfact.org
October 20, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Tip of the iceberg. This kinda stuff, combined with a seeming decline in scepticism, is the real threat of AI. It's not Terminator shit that will get us, it's us.
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Mycology is the study of fungi. Mikeology is the study of one VERY fun guy!!!! It’s me, that is my joke.
October 17, 2025 at 7:40 AM
Mycology is the study of fungi. Mikeology is the study of one VERY fun guy!!!! It’s me, that is my joke.
Finally, a net for my truck bed that lets me secure my prey without having to lay them down!
www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B0F8KF6YRJ
www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B0F8KF6YRJ
October 15, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Finally, a net for my truck bed that lets me secure my prey without having to lay them down!
www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B0F8KF6YRJ
www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B0F8KF6YRJ
One of our interns at work is called Loki. He's 19 so was named before the MCU but apparently most people still think that's why. His mum is Norwegian and apparently his parents just thought it was just a cute name with cool Norse heritage.
I was at the doctors last week and there was a child called Dracarys
I HAVE ENCOUNTERED AN ADULT NAMED ARAGORN
October 15, 2025 at 10:50 AM
One of our interns at work is called Loki. He's 19 so was named before the MCU but apparently most people still think that's why. His mum is Norwegian and apparently his parents just thought it was just a cute name with cool Norse heritage.
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The piss tank on the ISS is now 61% full.
October 7, 2025 at 8:03 AM
The piss tank on the ISS is now 61% full.
