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Roxy Hart
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If you’re seeing things that aren’t relevant to you on your timeline from people you don’t follow, you’re probably on the discover tab. Get off it. Life is too short
It's weird how I know 'Eye Level' is from Van Der Valk but have never seen an episode of it
November 11, 2025 at 11:39 AM
A disc that can't be disabled on the whims of the games company. I paid for the game, I should be able to play it
November 11, 2025 at 11:09 AM
They should pipe in blue bird noises to the radio when they play the silence on the radio.
November 11, 2025 at 11:02 AM
In a strange turn of events, I've heard of most of the celebs on the jungle this year. There's 3 I've not heard of and only 2 of them is because they're young'uns
November 11, 2025 at 10:29 AM
It’s amazing when you realise you’re coming out of a depression you didn’t realise you were in and you find yourself laughing out loud at things again
November 11, 2025 at 10:08 AM
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“Hi guys, it's me, Molly-Mae...”
November 10, 2025 at 9:42 PM
I consider myself an inclusive person when it comes to pronouns but i absolutely REFUSE to refer to a ship as 'she'
November 10, 2025 at 3:52 PM
How is there a way forward? We're being told that the evils in the world is down to immigrants & transwomen & I should be mad at all that when all I can see is people trying to stop normal people living their normal life. Everything is expensive & the people paying for it are ones who can't afford.
November 10, 2025 at 2:48 PM
It would be hilarious if this was actually the first man after his second deportation
www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025...
Second man deported under ‘one in, one out’ scheme returns to UK on small boat
Person was detected as one of the 94 migrants who had been removed from Britain under UK-France treaty
www.theguardian.com
November 10, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Squaredle may as well be witchcraft to me
November 10, 2025 at 2:13 PM
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"Doing something outside" does not make it "performative" and I will die on this hill if enough people are there to watch me dying.
November 10, 2025 at 12:10 PM
The Fall. I see the jokes about the line up, I sort of get the context but I have never knowingly heard anything by them or have even seen them
What is your biggest musical blindspot for someone precisely your age?

For me - an elder millennial - it is that I have never knowingly listened to INCUBUS, nor could I name even one of their songs if you put a gun to my head.
November 10, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Dreamt that my sister kept telling me that the guy who just won the election for mayor in New York was called Dadzarmi. The Asian people at the barbecue we were at were telling me it means ‘Beautiful army of fathers’
November 10, 2025 at 6:51 AM
Measured something in my house for my dad. Sent him the measurements. He said it didn’t sound right. So I measured it again, same. Sent them again, he still says they’re wrong so he’ll come over & measure himself. Sent him a photo with the tape measure against it. I bet he’ll still come round
November 9, 2025 at 8:20 PM
I know it makes sense for my tablets to be in blister packs of 15 when I’m getting a box of 30 but I just want it known that I hate it not being in multiples of 7
November 9, 2025 at 5:14 PM
They laid a wreath for the queen and I though “that’s nice they do that even though she’s dead”
November 9, 2025 at 11:22 AM
Not gonna lie, I thought Major was dead
November 9, 2025 at 11:20 AM
The youngest of the WWII soldiers the cenotaph is 97. We’re getting closer to the day where there’s none left
November 9, 2025 at 11:09 AM
I wonder how long it’ll be before Jeremy Renner announces that he’s going in to rehab
November 8, 2025 at 9:04 PM
It’s very hard to express genuine concern to a family member via text when all you’ve done for your entire life is rip the piss
November 8, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Hi Arsenal. I’m never really interested in your results but I would like to see lots of the Arsenal fans I follow on here be quite upset, thanks
November 8, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Almost house. I was let down by Middlemiss & the American artists who didn’t fulfil their side of the bargain #TOTP
November 7, 2025 at 8:59 PM
An absolute master class in backcombing #TOTP
November 7, 2025 at 8:58 PM
“Pumping with gas” #TOTP
November 7, 2025 at 8:48 PM