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Roxy Hart
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If you’re seeing things that aren’t relevant to you on your timeline from people you don’t follow, you’re probably on the discover tab. Get off it. Life is too short
It’s hilarious watching salesmen try to remember you “was it Katy who sold you your last car?” No Michael. “But it’s not in your name is it?” No, my dad’s name “is his name Peter?” No
February 14, 2026 at 2:21 PM
Salesman doesn’t seem impressed that I’m not willing to pay more for a new car and I don’t have any money to put down
February 14, 2026 at 2:13 PM
I like that they keep describing the Brazilian skier as a former Norwegian #Olympics
February 14, 2026 at 2:06 PM
I’m going to bed.
February 13, 2026 at 10:17 PM
I ask you to #TOTP
February 13, 2026 at 10:16 PM
New Roller has come as Hopkirk (deceased) #TOTP
February 13, 2026 at 10:14 PM
We’ve got Bonnie Tyler at home #TOTP
February 13, 2026 at 10:12 PM
Dorothy Moore filmed on a potato #TOTP
February 13, 2026 at 10:09 PM
Who wears short shorts? #TOTP
February 13, 2026 at 10:07 PM
Who was in charge of RSPVing to Alex? #TOTP
February 13, 2026 at 10:05 PM
That’s a smashing shirt, William #TOTP
February 13, 2026 at 9:59 PM
What’s the buzz, tell me whats-a happenin #TOTP
February 13, 2026 at 9:58 PM
Dad, wake up, Ruby flipper are dancing to disco tubular bells #TOTP
February 13, 2026 at 9:56 PM
I love Young Hearts. It could be called ‘men ain’t shit’ #TOTP
February 13, 2026 at 9:53 PM
Someone has decided to wear a hat to cover his thinning hair #TOTP
February 13, 2026 at 9:49 PM
Diddy! #TOTP
February 13, 2026 at 9:46 PM
I think you should probably have a chat with your other bad members before going on stage. Just so you’re in the same page with your outfits #TOTP
February 13, 2026 at 9:44 PM
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The talk to your friends app and the witness the horrors app being the same app is not great for the mental health is it
February 13, 2026 at 9:37 PM
It’s no Bright Eyes #TOTP
February 13, 2026 at 9:42 PM
Diddy (not that one) leave the girls alone #TOTP
February 13, 2026 at 9:33 PM
If you eat grapes while drinking wine you get drunker quicker
February 13, 2026 at 9:32 PM
Dad, wake up, Cherry is gyrating #TOTP
February 13, 2026 at 9:30 PM
The only thing worse than not changing a song at all when covering it, is changing it #TOTP
February 13, 2026 at 9:27 PM
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Fire in the Taco Bell #totp
February 6, 2026 at 9:50 PM