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Brain rot vet & OG internet denizen • Aspiring bog body • 30-something in the Midwest • She/Her
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@26percentbad.bsky.social
· Nov 22
If RFK Jr. takes away my mood stabilizer, I’m just going to have to raw dog lithium-rich mineral deposits like god intended
Lil Bub is an ascended master
April 30, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Lil Bub is an ascended master
Calgon take me away. Fly this girl as high as you can into the wild blue.
January 13, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Calgon take me away. Fly this girl as high as you can into the wild blue.
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"A big thing of" something is one of my favorite units of measurement. Last night I made a big thing of soup. No further explanation needed.
December 29, 2024 at 6:38 PM
"A big thing of" something is one of my favorite units of measurement. Last night I made a big thing of soup. No further explanation needed.
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is it soul crushing depression or just thursday hard to tell
December 27, 2024 at 1:39 AM
is it soul crushing depression or just thursday hard to tell
Got told I have negative aura by an eight year old today and ngl it cut deep
December 25, 2024 at 10:56 PM
Got told I have negative aura by an eight year old today and ngl it cut deep
Are milk and cookies the Eucharist for Santa?
December 25, 2024 at 6:36 AM
Are milk and cookies the Eucharist for Santa?
Shoutout to cast iron skillet restoration videos, very popular in the scene (my head) right now
December 25, 2024 at 6:21 AM
Shoutout to cast iron skillet restoration videos, very popular in the scene (my head) right now
I want someone to submerge me in an electrolysis tank
December 25, 2024 at 6:18 AM
I want someone to submerge me in an electrolysis tank
All these billionaires are about to pull an Andrew Carnegie and start funding libraries and shit to absolve them of their sins
December 10, 2024 at 4:49 AM
All these billionaires are about to pull an Andrew Carnegie and start funding libraries and shit to absolve them of their sins
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*hank hill voice*
this isn't a tractor pull it's a got dang farms race
this isn't a tractor pull it's a got dang farms race
November 26, 2024 at 11:52 PM
*hank hill voice*
this isn't a tractor pull it's a got dang farms race
this isn't a tractor pull it's a got dang farms race
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Being spatchcocked would fix me.
November 26, 2024 at 4:22 PM
Being spatchcocked would fix me.
Cursed to never been able to order mustard again without screaming “MUSTAAAAAAARD”
November 26, 2024 at 4:31 PM
Cursed to never been able to order mustard again without screaming “MUSTAAAAAAARD”
I know a frosty can of Coca-Cola hates to see me coming.
November 23, 2024 at 7:59 PM
I know a frosty can of Coca-Cola hates to see me coming.
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To be fair she does look like a chicken.
November 23, 2024 at 2:08 PM
To be fair she does look like a chicken.
Holding onto my last nerve rn
November 22, 2024 at 11:43 PM
Holding onto my last nerve rn
I’m the opposite of a pick me girl. I desperately want you to not pick me and actually just stay the fuck away tysm.
November 22, 2024 at 6:06 PM
I’m the opposite of a pick me girl. I desperately want you to not pick me and actually just stay the fuck away tysm.
If RFK Jr. takes away my mood stabilizer, I’m just going to have to raw dog lithium-rich mineral deposits like god intended
November 22, 2024 at 6:03 PM
If RFK Jr. takes away my mood stabilizer, I’m just going to have to raw dog lithium-rich mineral deposits like god intended
I personally want my corpse to be used as a shotski
November 22, 2024 at 2:27 PM
I personally want my corpse to be used as a shotski
That beggin’ strips dog was a little too excited if you ask me
November 22, 2024 at 1:41 AM
That beggin’ strips dog was a little too excited if you ask me
When I think about the fact that I set off a major family feud by saying Joe Rogan sucks
Blchota Hillary GIF
ALT: Blchota Hillary GIF
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November 22, 2024 at 1:02 AM
When I think about the fact that I set off a major family feud by saying Joe Rogan sucks
What do you think they’re redeeming here 🤔
November 21, 2024 at 7:46 PM
What do you think they’re redeeming here 🤔
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Saying “shitter’s full!” any time someone tries to teach me something
November 20, 2024 at 4:16 PM
Saying “shitter’s full!” any time someone tries to teach me something
The universe knew I didn’t want to see my family for thanksgiving, so the monkey paw curled and I have COVID.
November 21, 2024 at 4:35 PM
The universe knew I didn’t want to see my family for thanksgiving, so the monkey paw curled and I have COVID.