Ryan Cowell
@13thfloor.bsky.social
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Atheist, introvert, woodworker, music lover, and I fucking hate Trump and Elon and the complicit GOP
I block accounts promoting MAGA, religion, crypto, investing, "being single", "weird" follows, and no bio
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Atheist, introvert, woodworker, music lover, and I fucking hate Trump and Elon and the complicit GOP
I block accounts promoting MAGA, religion, crypto, investing, "being single", "weird" follows, and no bio
DM at your own risk
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Ryan Cowell
@13thfloor.bsky.social
· Apr 27
I can assure you that when I'm the next Pope, I will learn just enough Latin to be able to tell JD Vance to fuck off in Latin, the way god would want it to be said
My latest life hack:
Don't have a recliner but want to lay back while watching TV? Rotate your couch 90°. And your coffee table. And the rug if you have one. And then retrain yourself for how you use the table from the couch, placement of drinks, remotes, etc.
Final step, just buy a damn recliner
Don't have a recliner but want to lay back while watching TV? Rotate your couch 90°. And your coffee table. And the rug if you have one. And then retrain yourself for how you use the table from the couch, placement of drinks, remotes, etc.
Final step, just buy a damn recliner
December 31, 2025 at 7:11 AM
My latest life hack:
Don't have a recliner but want to lay back while watching TV? Rotate your couch 90°. And your coffee table. And the rug if you have one. And then retrain yourself for how you use the table from the couch, placement of drinks, remotes, etc.
Final step, just buy a damn recliner
Don't have a recliner but want to lay back while watching TV? Rotate your couch 90°. And your coffee table. And the rug if you have one. And then retrain yourself for how you use the table from the couch, placement of drinks, remotes, etc.
Final step, just buy a damn recliner
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December 26, 2025 at 6:06 PM
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BREAKING:
The Epstein Files have just been renamed.
The Epstein Files have just been renamed.
December 25, 2025 at 10:15 PM
BREAKING:
The Epstein Files have just been renamed.
The Epstein Files have just been renamed.
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December 25, 2025 at 11:30 AM
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At least during this nonsense, the cars with the loud exhaust and/or stereos blaring aren't driving by...
December 25, 2025 at 11:25 AM
At least during this nonsense, the cars with the loud exhaust and/or stereos blaring aren't driving by...
Another 1 am round of everyone's favorite new late night game
Fireworks or ICE Raid?
Fireworks or ICE Raid?
December 25, 2025 at 9:08 AM
Another 1 am round of everyone's favorite new late night game
Fireworks or ICE Raid?
Fireworks or ICE Raid?
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If this doesn't motivate you to vote in the Midterms, nothing will.
December 22, 2025 at 8:36 PM
If this doesn't motivate you to vote in the Midterms, nothing will.
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December 19, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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Pro life hack:
Never replace a dead battery in a wall clock. It will be off by an hour within 6 months
Follow me for more time saving tips
😐
Never replace a dead battery in a wall clock. It will be off by an hour within 6 months
Follow me for more time saving tips
😐
December 17, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Pro life hack:
Never replace a dead battery in a wall clock. It will be off by an hour within 6 months
Follow me for more time saving tips
😐
Never replace a dead battery in a wall clock. It will be off by an hour within 6 months
Follow me for more time saving tips
😐
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We have an idea for enforcement. citizensimpeachment.com/article-of-i...
December 16, 2025 at 8:35 PM
We have an idea for enforcement. citizensimpeachment.com/article-of-i...
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December 15, 2025 at 10:29 PM
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BREAKING: Elon Musk's net worth just crossed $600 billion, making him the first person ever to hit that level of wealth.
December 15, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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The T. rex could produce a 20 pound feces, and the blue whale expels 53 gallons at once, but the actually biggest piece of shit is Donald Trump.
December 15, 2025 at 8:33 PM
The T. rex could produce a 20 pound feces, and the blue whale expels 53 gallons at once, but the actually biggest piece of shit is Donald Trump.
Which country won't allow you to legally marry your own guns?
December 15, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Which country won't allow you to legally marry your own guns?
Fuck AI
The “Architects of AI” were named Time’s person of the year on Thursday, with the magazine citing 2025 as when the potential of artificial intelligence “roared into view” with no turning back. https://to.pbs.org/4oQrqXB
'Architects of AI' named Time magazine's 2025 person of the year
“For delivering the age of thinking machines, for wowing and worrying humanity, for transforming the present and transcending the possible, the Architects of AI are TIME’s 2025 Person of the Year,” Ti...
to.pbs.org
December 11, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Fuck AI
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December 11, 2025 at 8:08 PM
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According to GOP logic, shouldn't the farmers be drug tested before receiving a handout from the government?
Newsmax host to Leavitt on Trump's farm bailout: "It's not funded by tax dollars. It's funded by tariffs."
"That's right," Leavitt replies
(Tariffs are taxes on American importers)
"That's right," Leavitt replies
(Tariffs are taxes on American importers)
December 9, 2025 at 9:03 PM
According to GOP logic, shouldn't the farmers be drug tested before receiving a handout from the government?
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For the record, Alina Habba did not resign her post as NJ US Attorney.
She was disqualified and removed from the post by order of a Federal judge.
The media should stop reporting on administration BS without calling it out.
She was disqualified and removed from the post by order of a Federal judge.
The media should stop reporting on administration BS without calling it out.
December 8, 2025 at 8:53 PM
For the record, Alina Habba did not resign her post as NJ US Attorney.
She was disqualified and removed from the post by order of a Federal judge.
The media should stop reporting on administration BS without calling it out.
She was disqualified and removed from the post by order of a Federal judge.
The media should stop reporting on administration BS without calling it out.
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How can she resign from a role she did not have?
Alina Habba, Trump's former personal lawyer, resigns as US attorney for New Jersey. A court ruled that she had unlawfully served in the role. https://cnn.it/4q013Q4
December 8, 2025 at 7:03 PM
How can she resign from a role she did not have?
According to the rumor I just started, Trump just declared that he is now the country's largest farmer
Trump: We are going to be giving and providing it to the farmers in economic assistance. Farmers like me based on voting trends. So we are going to use that money to provide $12 billion in economic assistance to American farmers. $12 billion is a lot of money
December 8, 2025 at 8:44 PM
According to the rumor I just started, Trump just declared that he is now the country's largest farmer