VanDammit
@chaosagent42.bsky.social
It's #DayOne. Time to start punching Nazism in the throat.
Expat, it's safer elsewhere.
No DMs, please.
Expat, it's safer elsewhere.
No DMs, please.
Pinned
snow white from snow white and the seven dwarfs is drinking coffee from a coffee pot .
ALT: snow white from snow white and the seven dwarfs is drinking coffee from a coffee pot .
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Fun fact:
I keep zero percent of any donation through my ko-fi account.
Every cent is immediately spent in coffee to fuel my anti-MAGA rage.
I keep zero percent of any donation through my ko-fi account.
Every cent is immediately spent in coffee to fuel my anti-MAGA rage.
1067 more days of the Trump nightmare.
February 18, 2026 at 12:02 AM
1067 more days of the Trump nightmare.
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February 17, 2026 at 7:29 PM
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The most unrealistic part of any novel is when a character wakes up and doesn't spend 20 minutes looking at their phone.
February 17, 2026 at 4:06 PM
The most unrealistic part of any novel is when a character wakes up and doesn't spend 20 minutes looking at their phone.
I've never seen a MAGA post anything like this. Have you?
February 17, 2026 at 4:23 PM
I've never seen a MAGA post anything like this. Have you?
1068 more days of deranged, lunatic, incompetent, and corrupt leadership.
February 17, 2026 at 12:00 AM
1068 more days of deranged, lunatic, incompetent, and corrupt leadership.
Fun fact:
I keep zero percent of any donation through my ko-fi account.
Every cent is immediately spent in coffee to fuel my anti-MAGA rage.
I keep zero percent of any donation through my ko-fi account.
Every cent is immediately spent in coffee to fuel my anti-MAGA rage.
snow white from snow white and the seven dwarfs is drinking coffee from a coffee pot .
ALT: snow white from snow white and the seven dwarfs is drinking coffee from a coffee pot .
media.tenor.com
February 16, 2026 at 10:00 PM
Fun fact:
I keep zero percent of any donation through my ko-fi account.
Every cent is immediately spent in coffee to fuel my anti-MAGA rage.
I keep zero percent of any donation through my ko-fi account.
Every cent is immediately spent in coffee to fuel my anti-MAGA rage.
The countdown continues. And so does the idiocy. 1069 more days of it.
February 16, 2026 at 12:01 AM
The countdown continues. And so does the idiocy. 1069 more days of it.
I smell singed cat fur.
February 15, 2026 at 9:39 PM
I smell singed cat fur.
BREAKING:
In a daring move, FBI director Kash Patel has uncovered the Lindbergh Baby's autobiography, that had been stashed away in a magic mushroom village.
This is a developing story. Follow Vandammit for more #KashFinds
#KashPatel
In a daring move, FBI director Kash Patel has uncovered the Lindbergh Baby's autobiography, that had been stashed away in a magic mushroom village.
This is a developing story. Follow Vandammit for more #KashFinds
#KashPatel
February 15, 2026 at 1:00 PM
BREAKING:
In a daring move, FBI director Kash Patel has uncovered the Lindbergh Baby's autobiography, that had been stashed away in a magic mushroom village.
This is a developing story. Follow Vandammit for more #KashFinds
#KashPatel
In a daring move, FBI director Kash Patel has uncovered the Lindbergh Baby's autobiography, that had been stashed away in a magic mushroom village.
This is a developing story. Follow Vandammit for more #KashFinds
#KashPatel
Named by victims, accused of horrible acts in the files, and guilty of the ongoing cover-up.
February 15, 2026 at 6:39 AM
Named by victims, accused of horrible acts in the files, and guilty of the ongoing cover-up.
February 15, 2026 at 12:01 AM
Magnitude: 6.3 earthquake detected.
Location: #Vanuatu Islands [Land: Vanuatu]
Time: 2026-02-14 02:27:43 UTC
#temblor #earthquakealert
February 14, 2026 at 2:43 AM
Magnitude: 6.3 earthquake detected.
Location: #Vanuatu Islands [Land: Vanuatu]
Time: 2026-02-14 02:27:43 UTC
#temblor #earthquakealert
Check your voter registration on vote.org. The midterms are in 261 days.
February 14, 2026 at 12:00 AM
Check your voter registration on vote.org. The midterms are in 261 days.
1072 more days of international embarrassment.
February 13, 2026 at 12:00 AM
1072 more days of international embarrassment.
BREAKING:
FBI director Kash Patel has made a remarkable discovery in Ted Bundy's basement. He found the Holy Grail hidden inside a large crate marked 'Top Secret'.
This is a developing story. Follow Vandammit for more #KashFinds
#KashPatel
FBI director Kash Patel has made a remarkable discovery in Ted Bundy's basement. He found the Holy Grail hidden inside a large crate marked 'Top Secret'.
This is a developing story. Follow Vandammit for more #KashFinds
#KashPatel
February 12, 2026 at 5:07 PM
BREAKING:
FBI director Kash Patel has made a remarkable discovery in Ted Bundy's basement. He found the Holy Grail hidden inside a large crate marked 'Top Secret'.
This is a developing story. Follow Vandammit for more #KashFinds
#KashPatel
FBI director Kash Patel has made a remarkable discovery in Ted Bundy's basement. He found the Holy Grail hidden inside a large crate marked 'Top Secret'.
This is a developing story. Follow Vandammit for more #KashFinds
#KashPatel
We're in the middle of a 1073-day long nightmare.
February 12, 2026 at 12:02 AM
We're in the middle of a 1073-day long nightmare.
What does grilled Pam Bondi smell like?
February 11, 2026 at 9:24 PM
What does grilled Pam Bondi smell like?
BREAKING:
Warren's terrible secret uncovered as FBI director Kash Patel finds Fred Flintstone's underwear not more than three miles from a bistro Warren once visited.
This is a developing story. Follow Vandammit for more #KashFinds
#KashPatel
Warren's terrible secret uncovered as FBI director Kash Patel finds Fred Flintstone's underwear not more than three miles from a bistro Warren once visited.
This is a developing story. Follow Vandammit for more #KashFinds
#KashPatel
February 11, 2026 at 3:15 PM
BREAKING:
Warren's terrible secret uncovered as FBI director Kash Patel finds Fred Flintstone's underwear not more than three miles from a bistro Warren once visited.
This is a developing story. Follow Vandammit for more #KashFinds
#KashPatel
Warren's terrible secret uncovered as FBI director Kash Patel finds Fred Flintstone's underwear not more than three miles from a bistro Warren once visited.
This is a developing story. Follow Vandammit for more #KashFinds
#KashPatel
Will I stop counting? Yes. Hopefully in 1074 days.
February 11, 2026 at 12:00 AM
Will I stop counting? Yes. Hopefully in 1074 days.
BREAKING:
The unexpected discovery of a Tupperware lid that fits none of the existing Tupperwares in a hidden vault in Fort Knox by FBI director Kash Patel has left many questions unanswered.
This is a developing story. Follow Vandammit for more #KashFinds
#KashPatel
The unexpected discovery of a Tupperware lid that fits none of the existing Tupperwares in a hidden vault in Fort Knox by FBI director Kash Patel has left many questions unanswered.
This is a developing story. Follow Vandammit for more #KashFinds
#KashPatel
February 10, 2026 at 1:00 PM
BREAKING:
The unexpected discovery of a Tupperware lid that fits none of the existing Tupperwares in a hidden vault in Fort Knox by FBI director Kash Patel has left many questions unanswered.
This is a developing story. Follow Vandammit for more #KashFinds
#KashPatel
The unexpected discovery of a Tupperware lid that fits none of the existing Tupperwares in a hidden vault in Fort Knox by FBI director Kash Patel has left many questions unanswered.
This is a developing story. Follow Vandammit for more #KashFinds
#KashPatel
What a douchemountain
February 10, 2026 at 7:09 AM
What a douchemountain
We're in the middle of a 1075-day long nightmare.
February 10, 2026 at 12:01 AM
We're in the middle of a 1075-day long nightmare.
Are you rich yet? You're getting at least 1076 more days like this.
February 9, 2026 at 12:00 AM
Are you rich yet? You're getting at least 1076 more days like this.
1077 more days of constant degradation and insult to our Constitution.
February 8, 2026 at 12:00 AM
1077 more days of constant degradation and insult to our Constitution.