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VanDammit
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It's #DayOne. Time to start punching Nazism in the throat.

No DMs, please.
Sitrep:
November 14, 2025 at 4:44 AM
The countdown continues. And so does the idiocy. 1163 more days of it.
November 14, 2025 at 12:00 AM
I'm pretty sure that right about now Donald Trump wishes someone had deleted HIS emails.
November 13, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Juicy, juicy times.
November 13, 2025 at 7:20 AM
1164 more days of demented leadership.

It's still #DayOne, folks.
November 13, 2025 at 12:01 AM
BREAKING:

Risking his own life while daringly inspecting a misplaced FBI van, FBI director Kash Patel has found George Washington's autopen. What a hero!

This is a developing story. Follow Vandammit for more #KashFinds
#KashPatel
November 12, 2025 at 2:05 PM
He literally said it to their faces. He doesn't need MAGA anymore now that he got the votes.

Everything he does now is for his own gain.
November 12, 2025 at 11:26 AM
1165 more days of humiliation of women and minorities.
November 12, 2025 at 12:00 AM
November 11, 2025 at 6:18 PM
My (boring) alter ego is a writer and a linguist, who can easily spot different writing patterns and styles.

This was written by Stephen Miller.
November 11, 2025 at 3:12 PM
BREAKING:

FBI director Kash Patel has made a shocking discovery in a fractal labyrinth. He found a used tissue which may have been used by Obama once hidden inside an old sock.

This is a developing story. Follow Vandammit for more #KashFinds
#KashPatel
November 11, 2025 at 1:00 PM
1166 more days of with Chubby Mc Kuntwaffle representing us internationally.
November 11, 2025 at 12:00 AM
42k followers would be a pretty nifty number.

Just sayin'
November 10, 2025 at 6:03 PM
How about we start a religion that doesn't require genocide or deportations?
November 10, 2025 at 5:13 PM
BREAKING:

Unexpectedly, a booklet with the Loch Ness Monster's vacation photos was found during an ICE raid in the Great Library of Alexandria led by FBI director Kash Patel.

This is a developing story. Follow Vandammit for more #KashFinds
#KashPatel
November 10, 2025 at 3:04 PM
If you think your ethnicity, church, cool club, is the "chosen" one and everyone else is a subhuman meat puppet you can treat like trash, you are the problem that needs to be removed.
November 10, 2025 at 1:39 PM
A moment of appreciation for the Portland protesters who handled things beautifully.
November 10, 2025 at 1:06 PM

Magnitude: 6.3 earthquake detected.
Location: #Off east coast of Honshu, Japan [Sea: Japan]
Time: 2025-11-10 07:23:19 UTC
#earthquakes #world
November 10, 2025 at 7:43 AM
On some days I wonder if, after 1167 more days of insanity, we'll be free of the Mango Moron. Or will we all be doing the Nazi salute?
November 10, 2025 at 12:00 AM
The truth comes out when they're facing a judge.
November 9, 2025 at 9:31 PM
BREAKING:

The media goes wild as FBI director Kash Patel announces the discovery of the Chupacabra's dog tag in Lauren Boebert's Disco Club.

This is a developing story. Follow Vandammit for more #KashFinds
#KashPatel
November 9, 2025 at 6:08 PM

Magnitude: 6.7 earthquake detected.
Location: #Off east coast of Honshu, Japan [Sea: Japan]
Time: 2025-11-09 08:03:39 UTC
#earthquakes #world
November 9, 2025 at 1:13 PM

Magnitude: 6.3 earthquake detected.
Location: #Off east coast of Honshu, Japan [Sea: Japan]
Time: 2025-11-09 08:54:39 UTC
#seismology #seismic
November 9, 2025 at 1:13 PM

Magnitude: 6.3 earthquake detected.
Location: #Off east coast of Honshu, Japan [Sea: Japan]
Time: 2025-11-09 08:54:39 UTC
#geology #earthquake
November 9, 2025 at 9:31 AM

Magnitude: 6.7 earthquake detected.
Location: #Off east coast of Honshu, Japan [Sea: Japan]
Time: 2025-11-09 08:03:39 UTC
#tremor #earthquakealert
November 9, 2025 at 8:34 AM