November 16, 2025 at 9:28 PM
I’ve waited for 18 years for this game. I just want closure and it’s not some yapper that leave you be after the tutorial that’s gonna ruin it for me.
Tho it does indicate how the industry perceive the ever so elusive wide audience.
Tho it does indicate how the industry perceive the ever so elusive wide audience.
November 16, 2025 at 8:44 PM
I’ve waited for 18 years for this game. I just want closure and it’s not some yapper that leave you be after the tutorial that’s gonna ruin it for me.
Tho it does indicate how the industry perceive the ever so elusive wide audience.
Tho it does indicate how the industry perceive the ever so elusive wide audience.
Seliph, The Yapper
November 16, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Seliph, The Yapper
call me the oc yapper the way i can't stop talking about naberius.
![hm i feel like those two sentences contradict each other (im tired) but i think i mean. it starts with small things. but small animals can't always satisfy him completely. taking a person's life however... it gets all the more tempting.
I'm thrinkin that he just starts... working up to the massacre. hell maybe he actually kills his "friend" before he kills everyone else.
the difference is, it isn't the urge. it's him making that choice. his body isn't forcing him. however i think he still weeps because he doesn't know why he's this way, so he cries bc of his confusion.
i think i like the buildup more than it being sudden
bc it feels good ! why should he repress it ! why should he deny it !
tbf at this point his grandfather was getting stricter. there's a point where naberius couldn't control himself when seeing a bird. his grandfather pinned him down until he tired himself out. naberius managed to bite his grandfather's arm.
so. um. yeah jghfgfg :]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:7kpxzt2wlkc4kgedxuwhwiod/bafkreia6wro6chmoqdrfmnkdft5mxfm5n7vgwczs4lvzxptsv2sevihqhm@jpeg)
November 16, 2025 at 2:46 PM
call me the oc yapper the way i can't stop talking about naberius.
I’m the yapper tonight omg go to bed
November 16, 2025 at 6:41 AM
I’m the yapper tonight omg go to bed
I-
I’m…
I’m the top yapper???
AAAWWWWWWWW
I’m…
I’m the top yapper???
AAAWWWWWWWW
a couple of red pandas standing next to each other on a rocky ground .
ALT: a couple of red pandas standing next to each other on a rocky ground .
media.tenor.com
November 16, 2025 at 5:33 AM
I-
I’m…
I’m the top yapper???
AAAWWWWWWWW
I’m…
I’m the top yapper???
AAAWWWWWWWW
having big yapper disease is bad because it has comorbidity with can’t shut the fuck up syndrome and people hate listening to me for longer than 20 seconds itis
November 16, 2025 at 4:20 AM
having big yapper disease is bad because it has comorbidity with can’t shut the fuck up syndrome and people hate listening to me for longer than 20 seconds itis
I’m the PERFECT yapper! I can keep any conversation going…but only when I feel like it 🙃
Question 25:
Brag on yourself.
There’s something you do better than literally everyone else. What is it?
Brag on yourself.
There’s something you do better than literally everyone else. What is it?
November 16, 2025 at 2:27 AM
I’m the PERFECT yapper! I can keep any conversation going…but only when I feel like it 🙃
I thought I was a giant yapper at the bar but oh lord these teenagers yapping in the bus are much worse than me. Can't wait till I go home but yeah lol.
November 16, 2025 at 1:57 AM
I thought I was a giant yapper at the bar but oh lord these teenagers yapping in the bus are much worse than me. Can't wait till I go home but yeah lol.
i fucked myself over twice actually
the first time was explaining the vp gains (you said you wouldnt have used a command seal to save yourself if i didnt mention it) and THEN was the rib stab incident
i find it funny in retrospect. genuinely too much of a yapper
the first time was explaining the vp gains (you said you wouldnt have used a command seal to save yourself if i didnt mention it) and THEN was the rib stab incident
i find it funny in retrospect. genuinely too much of a yapper
November 16, 2025 at 12:13 AM
i fucked myself over twice actually
the first time was explaining the vp gains (you said you wouldnt have used a command seal to save yourself if i didnt mention it) and THEN was the rib stab incident
i find it funny in retrospect. genuinely too much of a yapper
the first time was explaining the vp gains (you said you wouldnt have used a command seal to save yourself if i didnt mention it) and THEN was the rib stab incident
i find it funny in retrospect. genuinely too much of a yapper
The yapper and the listenerrrr... they'd probably take turns
I'm glad you like it!! 🫶
I'm glad you like it!! 🫶
November 15, 2025 at 10:31 PM
The yapper and the listenerrrr... they'd probably take turns
I'm glad you like it!! 🫶
I'm glad you like it!! 🫶
if anyone needs me, i’ll be listening to this and thinking about amphoreus and phainon. (as if i ever stopped thinking about either—)
#glashe-yapper
#glashe-yapper
November 15, 2025 at 9:38 PM
if anyone needs me, i’ll be listening to this and thinking about amphoreus and phainon. (as if i ever stopped thinking about either—)
#glashe-yapper
#glashe-yapper
Behold! The entirety of my Twitch income so far! Although quite frankly I think this makes me qualify as a Professional Yapper, bc I got paid for it
November 15, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Behold! The entirety of my Twitch income so far! Although quite frankly I think this makes me qualify as a Professional Yapper, bc I got paid for it
I think talkative characters, like the ones you mentioned, done right can be excellent additions. I mean, Wheatley is one of my all time favs
But man… an annoying side character who is a professional yapper can ruin the experience tenfold.
We’ll see what Metroid 4 ends up doing
But man… an annoying side character who is a professional yapper can ruin the experience tenfold.
We’ll see what Metroid 4 ends up doing
November 15, 2025 at 6:38 PM
I think talkative characters, like the ones you mentioned, done right can be excellent additions. I mean, Wheatley is one of my all time favs
But man… an annoying side character who is a professional yapper can ruin the experience tenfold.
We’ll see what Metroid 4 ends up doing
But man… an annoying side character who is a professional yapper can ruin the experience tenfold.
We’ll see what Metroid 4 ends up doing
Some people have said that it seems this section isn't very long so it's probably fine, and I wanna hope against hope that's true, but the fact that there's A Yapper this played-straight in the game at all... *Feels* indicative. I want isolation and solitude. Not the Fear™ that NPCs won't shut up
November 15, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Some people have said that it seems this section isn't very long so it's probably fine, and I wanna hope against hope that's true, but the fact that there's A Yapper this played-straight in the game at all... *Feels* indicative. I want isolation and solitude. Not the Fear™ that NPCs won't shut up
I suppose the results speak for themselves (partially), as I am far removed from the keyboard yapper I once was
November 15, 2025 at 12:10 PM
I suppose the results speak for themselves (partially), as I am far removed from the keyboard yapper I once was
they're calling me the great yapper in yapchat
November 15, 2025 at 10:38 AM
they're calling me the great yapper in yapchat
He's an incessant yapper and thinks he's very clever and sneaky😌
He also assumes that there must be other spirits out there pretending to be mortals and will just (somewhat randomly and often incorrectly) pick someone he thinks is in on his little ruse
Man's just lonely. The candles don't talk...
He also assumes that there must be other spirits out there pretending to be mortals and will just (somewhat randomly and often incorrectly) pick someone he thinks is in on his little ruse
Man's just lonely. The candles don't talk...
November 15, 2025 at 7:29 AM
He's an incessant yapper and thinks he's very clever and sneaky😌
He also assumes that there must be other spirits out there pretending to be mortals and will just (somewhat randomly and often incorrectly) pick someone he thinks is in on his little ruse
Man's just lonely. The candles don't talk...
He also assumes that there must be other spirits out there pretending to be mortals and will just (somewhat randomly and often incorrectly) pick someone he thinks is in on his little ruse
Man's just lonely. The candles don't talk...
intro thread💖
-tress, 24, she/her
-reader. watcher. yapper. fangirl.
-media lover
-current fav shows: high potential, the rookie, omitb
-forever favs: psych, new girl, scandal, satc, pll, jtv
-film genres: romcoms, classic film, action/thriller, marvel, scream franchise, murder mystery/whodunnit
-tress, 24, she/her
-reader. watcher. yapper. fangirl.
-media lover
-current fav shows: high potential, the rookie, omitb
-forever favs: psych, new girl, scandal, satc, pll, jtv
-film genres: romcoms, classic film, action/thriller, marvel, scream franchise, murder mystery/whodunnit
November 15, 2025 at 5:14 AM
intro thread💖
-tress, 24, she/her
-reader. watcher. yapper. fangirl.
-media lover
-current fav shows: high potential, the rookie, omitb
-forever favs: psych, new girl, scandal, satc, pll, jtv
-film genres: romcoms, classic film, action/thriller, marvel, scream franchise, murder mystery/whodunnit
-tress, 24, she/her
-reader. watcher. yapper. fangirl.
-media lover
-current fav shows: high potential, the rookie, omitb
-forever favs: psych, new girl, scandal, satc, pll, jtv
-film genres: romcoms, classic film, action/thriller, marvel, scream franchise, murder mystery/whodunnit
sorry im ever the yapper but it was hard not to add even more twists and turns here and there i've had via this year and a half alone haha. "maybe i'll do merch too!" (tariffs) "uhh...okay...um...i miss comics and publishing lets try translated manga lettering and logos! oh rates are even worse-"
November 15, 2025 at 4:10 AM
sorry im ever the yapper but it was hard not to add even more twists and turns here and there i've had via this year and a half alone haha. "maybe i'll do merch too!" (tariffs) "uhh...okay...um...i miss comics and publishing lets try translated manga lettering and logos! oh rates are even worse-"
Does the professional yapper I follow have enough self-awareness that I should listen to their opinion about a professional yapper in a video game?
November 15, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Does the professional yapper I follow have enough self-awareness that I should listen to their opinion about a professional yapper in a video game?
Yappers aren't even new to Metroid. People just forget how talkative Adam is because they tap through all the dialogue on subsequent playthroughs. Prime 3 literally had the same level of yap, just without any of them being comedic. Samus herself was a bit of a yapper once upon a time.
November 15, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Yappers aren't even new to Metroid. People just forget how talkative Adam is because they tap through all the dialogue on subsequent playthroughs. Prime 3 literally had the same level of yap, just without any of them being comedic. Samus herself was a bit of a yapper once upon a time.
the yapper must not be silenced
November 14, 2025 at 9:28 PM
the yapper must not be silenced