#supermodels
Piggybacking off the concept of supermodels, they are inventing superlawyers that are just better than normal lawyers. Superdoctors. Supercustomer Service Representatives.
February 16, 2026 at 6:38 AM
I'd rephrase it to include ephebophilia, which is the interest in teens. Ultimately, most white-centric beauty standards, which have influenced ours at times, have elevated less and undeveloped teen body traits. Anyone remember the 90s supermodels looking like kids? God, help us. It was all there.
"women's beauty standards are rooted in pedophila"

my god today.
February 11, 2026 at 3:50 AM
Wow does "Garry's List" ever come off as creepy.

Like your uncle's list of favorite 1980's supermodels.
Your friend's list of ex-girlfriends he's not allowed within 150' of.
February 11, 2026 at 10:25 PM
why do these women freestyle skiers look like supermodels omg #olympics
February 10, 2026 at 3:27 AM
Fighting my way through the disorderly crowd of Norwegian supermodels already camping outside my house for Valentine's Day, I can't help noticing that it's bloody cold out and heating fuel is way too expensive. Thanks, in part, to the additional costs of LLMs undressing 2D girls for Trump followers.
February 13, 2026 at 1:50 PM
Supermodels. Ostfriesland, - 8 Grad, das Fell sitzt.
February 5, 2026 at 2:23 PM
Ich warte auf das Supermodel-Aufdeckerbuch über die 90er, geschrieben von den Supermodels.
February 5, 2026 at 11:51 AM
Can already imagine the discourse though:

“Literally overwatch made a the trans woman hyper sexualized because they believe that trans women need to be literal supermodels to be valued by cis people” or something like that.
February 7, 2026 at 10:29 PM
Also Leute ohne Geld sind scheiße für Ariel, Bankiers sind scheiße für Ariel - oooookay. Sie sollen kindlich sein, aber dabei reich oder zumindest mit hoch bezahltem Job und Auto. Well ... Klingt für mich alles sehr ähnlich wie Typen, die Supermodels haben wollen. #ibes
February 3, 2026 at 9:01 PM
Ya know? After decades as one of the world’s true supermodels, her deciding to spend her retirement trolling the industry tickles me. Bc she’s funny as hell for this dress.
Heidi Klum tip toed onto the #grammys red carpet
February 2, 2026 at 12:06 AM
das finde ich zu kurz gedacht
es wird medial immer wieder als glamourös dargestellt und supermodels als begehrenswert reich und wunderschön dargestellt
das alles richtet sich an junge mädchen die leicht zu brainwashen sind und deren selbstwert oft fragil ist
eigenverantwortung ist da viel verlangt
February 1, 2026 at 10:49 AM
you know what I like is that years back he used to retweet people saying "Elon could be on a boat with supermodels but he's working on the future instead" and like, no, he really really couldn't
January 31, 2026 at 11:01 PM
is someone writing the rival supermodels #firstprince fic or do I have to beg?
January 31, 2026 at 6:29 PM
Unsurprisingly there’s been a fair amount of online trolling about the women’s bodies on Starfleet Academy. Because they’re not all size 0 supermodels, and that’s fantastic.

Starfleet accepts all and isn’t limited by a single body type. A marathon runner will look different from a powerlifter. +
January 30, 2026 at 2:10 AM
If you can make it to Hammersmith without being stoned to death by supermodels, we revert to troll somewhere around King St and points west
January 30, 2026 at 12:22 PM
C0mmission for the two lovely supermodels, @southwesthare.bsky.social and @toroid.bsky.social ! 🐶🐰

#furry #furryart
January 27, 2026 at 11:33 PM
Born on this Day: Gia Carangi

Gia Carangi (one of the first-ever supermodels) was bi, and in 1998 fellow bi star Angelina Jolie played her in the biopic by HBO titled Gia.

🌟: bi.org/en/bi-media/...
January 29, 2026 at 1:03 AM
Drew this of my sona after seeing South Arcade live last yearrr (with lyrics from Supermodels)

#art #digitalart #originalcharacter #ocart idk how tags are on bluesky
January 26, 2026 at 9:37 AM
I watched the first three episodes of the beauty.

Ultra violent supermodels, incell serial killers and so many bottoms not to mention Isabella Rossellini in amazing outfits? It sure was camp
January 26, 2026 at 9:27 PM
Well, this is extremely disappointing. Ellen von Unwerth was one of my favorite fashion photographers because she does homoerotic supermodels in lingerie SO WELL.
January 26, 2026 at 1:42 AM
Please, Norwegian supermodels, this year enough with all the Valentine cards and final demands for my romantic attentions. I am already spread way too thinly.

I will, however, make an exception for Freda.
January 24, 2026 at 2:58 PM
Snow day supermodels. Watch three beautiful male birds steal the show❄️ #Birds #Nature #Wildlife #birdwatching #Snow
January 23, 2026 at 3:25 AM
Exploding supermodels, body horror, and high-fashion chaos—Ryan Murphy’s The Beauty turns perfection into a deadly obsession. Are you #TeamNatural or #TeamBeauty? #FXOnHulu #BodyHorror #RyanMurphy

#tvsky
Review: Viral Vanity: Ryan Murphy’s ‘The Beauty’ Is the Body-Horror Fever Dream We Deserve
If there is one thing Ryan Murphy knows how to do, it’s take a societal obsession and turn it into a neon-soaked, blood-splattered nightmare. His latest FX-on-Hulu venture, The Beauty, premiered its f...
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January 23, 2026 at 4:33 PM
How many supermodels get distracted by their own tails? craftysharp.etsy.com
#Cats #Catsofbluesky
January 21, 2026 at 7:40 PM
Why was Adolf Hitler not awarded a Nobel Peace Prize?
Why have I never received any Valentine's Day cards from Norwegian supermodels?
Why, if I could hover stationary above the Earth's surface, could I not travel from here to Tibet without ever moving?
January 22, 2026 at 12:39 PM