Really? Other than a handful of Land Grants from Georgie-Porgie?
February 5, 2026 at 10:40 PM
Really? Other than a handful of Land Grants from Georgie-Porgie?
@brianbilston.bsky.social We've had Georgie Porgie, Humpty Dumpty, and Grand Old Duke of York. Where are all of the modern day nursery rhymes linked to public figures?
February 5, 2026 at 1:01 PM
@brianbilston.bsky.social We've had Georgie Porgie, Humpty Dumpty, and Grand Old Duke of York. Where are all of the modern day nursery rhymes linked to public figures?
From the Funny Files: "Georgie Porgie" from the book "Peter, Peter, Pizza Eater" poetry4kids.com/poems/georgi... #childrenspoetry #funnypoetry #poetry4kids
February 3, 2026 at 5:01 PM
From the Funny Files: "Georgie Porgie" from the book "Peter, Peter, Pizza Eater" poetry4kids.com/poems/georgi... #childrenspoetry #funnypoetry #poetry4kids
Christ I thought he had disappeared. Next will be Georgie Porgie from Mackay
February 2, 2026 at 11:07 AM
Christ I thought he had disappeared. Next will be Georgie Porgie from Mackay
I know everything is shit, but every once in a while, when I am in my house and my kids are with me, I get this feeling that I am so lucky. Even though money is so tight and work is so stressful, I have this moment of overwhelming joy. I am having one tonight ❤️ Georgie’s part of it too, of course
February 2, 2026 at 3:13 AM
I know everything is shit, but every once in a while, when I am in my house and my kids are with me, I get this feeling that I am so lucky. Even though money is so tight and work is so stressful, I have this moment of overwhelming joy. I am having one tonight ❤️ Georgie’s part of it too, of course
We're living in a combo of the surveillance, cult-state of '1984' and the feelies, orgy-porgie of 'Brave New World'.
If we're not worshipping at the MAGA altar, we're numbing ourselves to inaction with entertainment.
It's good to see people finally waking up.
If we're not worshipping at the MAGA altar, we're numbing ourselves to inaction with entertainment.
It's good to see people finally waking up.
February 1, 2026 at 8:33 AM
We're living in a combo of the surveillance, cult-state of '1984' and the feelies, orgy-porgie of 'Brave New World'.
If we're not worshipping at the MAGA altar, we're numbing ourselves to inaction with entertainment.
It's good to see people finally waking up.
If we're not worshipping at the MAGA altar, we're numbing ourselves to inaction with entertainment.
It's good to see people finally waking up.
Does Porgie atill make those adorable noises?
January 28, 2026 at 7:07 PM
Does Porgie atill make those adorable noises?
they’re adding Georgie Porgie into the mix of the marvel cinematic universe
January 28, 2026 at 2:43 AM
they’re adding Georgie Porgie into the mix of the marvel cinematic universe
"Georgie Porgie" by Toto fucks so much
January 25, 2026 at 4:52 PM
"Georgie Porgie" by Toto fucks so much
Shouldn't it be just half 🥔 under there? 😉 I seem to remember Georgie Porgie (on🐦) was going to sue #NAFO for some stupid reason, and that the standard inducement for vatniks and tankies to eff off, was half a spud? 😄
January 24, 2026 at 1:58 PM
Shouldn't it be just half 🥔 under there? 😉 I seem to remember Georgie Porgie (on🐦) was going to sue #NAFO for some stupid reason, and that the standard inducement for vatniks and tankies to eff off, was half a spud? 😄
Georgie Porgie with his wittle cute face in bed!
January 23, 2026 at 4:22 AM
Georgie Porgie with his wittle cute face in bed!
Children's poems are pretty bleak. Georgie Porgie is some kind of molester. Jack and Jill appears to involve a fractured skull and subsequent minor injuries to a partner. Ring a Ring a Roses is about highly contagious and terminal disease. 1/2
January 22, 2026 at 8:14 AM
Children's poems are pretty bleak. Georgie Porgie is some kind of molester. Jack and Jill appears to involve a fractured skull and subsequent minor injuries to a partner. Ring a Ring a Roses is about highly contagious and terminal disease. 1/2
but none of that was bad enough for Ol' Georgie Porgie
EVEN Fat Loaf I wasn't enough
EVEN Fat Loaf I wasn't enough
January 15, 2026 at 1:34 PM
but none of that was bad enough for Ol' Georgie Porgie
EVEN Fat Loaf I wasn't enough
EVEN Fat Loaf I wasn't enough
Love this message, Georgie Porgie!
January 13, 2026 at 5:41 AM
Love this message, Georgie Porgie!
ya know - Georgie Porgie STILL hasn't squared that circle of being married to Fat Loaf's biggest trafficker for all those years now has he??
January 12, 2026 at 2:54 PM
ya know - Georgie Porgie STILL hasn't squared that circle of being married to Fat Loaf's biggest trafficker for all those years now has he??
I can’t get over the fact that they didn’t even wait for the body to cool down before calling her a *terrorist* and now expect to have their Georgie Porgie routine taken seriously.
January 11, 2026 at 3:01 PM
I can’t get over the fact that they didn’t even wait for the body to cool down before calling her a *terrorist* and now expect to have their Georgie Porgie routine taken seriously.
The second funniest thing it's done so far is have a doctor tell Georgie Porgie there's two kinds of melancholy but it's okay because he has the one not caused by demonic possession
January 10, 2026 at 11:44 PM
The second funniest thing it's done so far is have a doctor tell Georgie Porgie there's two kinds of melancholy but it's okay because he has the one not caused by demonic possession
btw Friendly Neighborhood Cat stopped waking up whenever a redcoat talked and had zero reaction to ol Georgie Porgie on TURN so idk what to think of his loyalties now
January 9, 2026 at 4:24 PM
btw Friendly Neighborhood Cat stopped waking up whenever a redcoat talked and had zero reaction to ol Georgie Porgie on TURN so idk what to think of his loyalties now
I hope! But…there may be consequences for her from Porgie, if she does 😯
#TheArchers
#TheArchers
January 9, 2026 at 3:17 AM
I hope! But…there may be consequences for her from Porgie, if she does 😯
#TheArchers
#TheArchers
Looking so fit and handsome Georgie Porgie! Whatever gym, diet, Ozempic you are doing has worked wonders on you. Good luck with your campaign!
January 7, 2026 at 8:32 PM
Looking so fit and handsome Georgie Porgie! Whatever gym, diet, Ozempic you are doing has worked wonders on you. Good luck with your campaign!
New Energy in Scotland? By putting forward the moon-faced Joffrey rip off? The literal Eton poster boy? Georgie porgie pudding and pie?
"SCOTTISH Labour MPS are privately calling for Wes Streeting to stand against Sir Keir Starmer before May to avoid a wipeout in the Holyrood election, The Telegraph can reveal.
"The Health Secretary’s allies are pushing for a “Wes coronation” to give Labour new energy in Scotland..."
"The Health Secretary’s allies are pushing for a “Wes coronation” to give Labour new energy in Scotland..."
January 6, 2026 at 12:44 PM
New Energy in Scotland? By putting forward the moon-faced Joffrey rip off? The literal Eton poster boy? Georgie porgie pudding and pie?
January 5, 2026 at 1:15 AM
Don’t let Georgie Porgie fool ya. He’s not going anywhere!
January 2, 2026 at 11:13 PM
Don’t let Georgie Porgie fool ya. He’s not going anywhere!
Georgie Porgie pudding 🍮 & pie 🥧, couldn't tell who he was for all the lies & the #dirtyrussianmoney that funded his campaign on Lawn Guyland, but his 🍊 pedophile rapist Führer gave him a pardon for his conviction & the coup continues.
January 2, 2026 at 10:33 AM
Georgie Porgie pudding 🍮 & pie 🥧, couldn't tell who he was for all the lies & the #dirtyrussianmoney that funded his campaign on Lawn Guyland, but his 🍊 pedophile rapist Führer gave him a pardon for his conviction & the coup continues.