#laserswords
#AdamDriver needs to Ryan Reynolds #Deadpool this motherfucker.

Get in a garage and start shooting on an iPhone with plastic laserswords and release it half CGI’d.

#StarWars
Not making a #BenSolo movie is the biggest missed layup since failing to make an #ObiWanKenobi trilogy with Ewan McGregor.

Like these are super simple layups that fans have vocally demanded and financially supported in other ways.

#StarWars
In a new interview with the Associated Press, Adam Driver reveals that he wanted to make another Star Wars film titled “The Hunt for Ben Solo”:

👉 Driver outlined the story with Steven Soderbergh & Rebecca Blunt

👉 The story was set after ‘The Rise Of Skywalker’

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October 21, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Please point out where I said I hated "Star Wars".

Feels like a lot of hate flowing through you, young padawan.
August 12, 2025 at 4:31 PM
I don't think we talk enough about how "Star Wars" is a lot of grownass people's "Harry Potter". Like what you like but if you're quasi religious or tribalist about children's films with laserswords, you need to start watching something else already.
August 11, 2025 at 1:31 PM
No laserswords make John cranky
April 23, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Yeah I mean ultimately the movie about alien space wizards with laserswords, regardless how much they try to explain everything, relies a lot on suspension of disbelief
July 15, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Happy laser sword day to those that celebrate
#MayTheFourth
#LaserSwords
#DailyDoodle

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May 4, 2025 at 8:29 AM
sorry, I got carried away with Andor being a real show where things make sense and there are no alien space wizards with laserswords
July 15, 2025 at 3:12 PM
i borrowed it from a friend, but my parents found it before I could even play it. the most violent videogame i had that wasn't a star wars game* was Rampage

because laserswords don't count
March 3, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Love TLoU 1&2. Played through both many times. That said, please don't feel you need to say something profound with Intergalactic. Porsche spaceships and laserswords: YES. Dour examination of Faith and Tribalism or something similar: eh...
April 25, 2025 at 11:10 PM
A Jedi's should fight with himself. . . with laserswords. Solzhenitsyn said: the line dividing good and evil cuts through the heart of every human being. And who is willing to destroy a piece of his own heart?
March 8, 2025 at 6:25 PM
pookie with laserswords? I think i am dead now...🫠
February 20, 2025 at 5:53 PM
although it respect the tradition of Lucas not giving a fuck and calling them “laserswords” instead of “lightsabers”
July 7, 2024 at 10:27 AM
I'd focus on Star Wars as modern mythology. Myths teach values, culture, and morals. I'd clearly define the core values—politically, culturally and morally—and ensure all projects align with that vision. Star Wars should have a strong agenda beyond just fun spaceships, cool aliens, and laserswords.
Genuine question - if you were the new head of LucasFilm, what would you do to revitalise the Star Wars franchise?
February 28, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Hey, @BrubruGeek. I was thinking that the Backward Blade implementation of the Iron Core could power a mean duel microgame for gunslingers, samurai, swashbucklers, pokemon wranglers, and spacemonks with laserswords, among others. +
December 24, 2021 at 3:24 PM
having to redo the last little bit because there's very loud lightning strikes on Malachor and they keep being louder than what everyone's saying... so if I post anything after this with very quiet laserswords, that's why
September 18, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Atton's got a bit of gold & silver colourscheming going on with his laserswords
September 17, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Good thread, as a fan of swords, I tire of the constant whining from that crowd about how "unrealistic" the fights with laserswords that have different rules to real ones are.

Also, I knew Kylo couldn't be simply defeated as the big bad by the end because he'd already been overcome by Rey in TFA.
Almost ten years on, it’s amazing to me that the Reylo fights in the sequel trilogy are often discussed solely in terms of a scoreboard. Those scenes aren't about who has the higher power ranking - the focus is on their emotional states. Let’s look at the main fight in each film to illustrate.
October 1, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Faith is a fine invention
For gentlemen who see;
But laserswords are prudent
In an emergency.
January 19, 2025 at 9:14 PM
George Lucas: Maul needs more laserswords
October 28, 2024 at 2:18 PM
So, I found this laser sword... by Gun Roswell (GunRoswall) - Multifandom archiveofourown.org/works/67641086 via
@ao3org

#techtuesday #fanfic #tbb #crackau #humour #laserswords
July 16, 2025 at 4:18 PM
I'd argue that the laserswords are powered by the/a sun.
That just means we are getting UNLIMITED POWER. :3
February 11, 2025 at 1:30 PM
They're called Laserswords.
January 23, 2024 at 5:43 PM