I like potatos
a lot
not sure if I would eat an 'apple of the dirt' even with cheese, butter and salsa
a lot
not sure if I would eat an 'apple of the dirt' even with cheese, butter and salsa
January 6, 2026 at 1:27 AM
I like potatos
a lot
not sure if I would eat an 'apple of the dirt' even with cheese, butter and salsa
a lot
not sure if I would eat an 'apple of the dirt' even with cheese, butter and salsa
Lower than dirt. I have zero respect for liberals who literally believe it's Republicans' job to do what Democrats are supposed to. A death cult revolving around helplessness. I would hang out at CPAC before spending an hour with people like this. Born losers begging you to eat shit with them
January 6, 2026 at 12:03 AM
Lower than dirt. I have zero respect for liberals who literally believe it's Republicans' job to do what Democrats are supposed to. A death cult revolving around helplessness. I would hang out at CPAC before spending an hour with people like this. Born losers begging you to eat shit with them
If I'm being honest, I'm hoping this charade goes long enough for Unrivaled to become the main league. I want it to reach a point where the W wants in on Unrivaled and gets told to go eat dirt. Athletes having ownership in the league they play for is the future.
January 5, 2026 at 9:14 PM
If I'm being honest, I'm hoping this charade goes long enough for Unrivaled to become the main league. I want it to reach a point where the W wants in on Unrivaled and gets told to go eat dirt. Athletes having ownership in the league they play for is the future.
Shhhh I was joking xD lol 3 year old me didn't know how to eat spaghetti and I didn't know how to choose a country 😅
But I probably would picked the UK. Apparently the dirt at the castles tastes real good. XD
But I probably would picked the UK. Apparently the dirt at the castles tastes real good. XD
January 5, 2026 at 6:48 PM
Shhhh I was joking xD lol 3 year old me didn't know how to eat spaghetti and I didn't know how to choose a country 😅
But I probably would picked the UK. Apparently the dirt at the castles tastes real good. XD
But I probably would picked the UK. Apparently the dirt at the castles tastes real good. XD
Hey can I eat the dirt after you dig it out
January 5, 2026 at 6:06 PM
Hey can I eat the dirt after you dig it out
I think it is something like that.
Not because the median American voter has suddenly turned liberal and peace-loving, but the people who voted for Trump because Harris was going to make them eat their vegetables are realizing that Trump wants them to eat dirt.
Not because the median American voter has suddenly turned liberal and peace-loving, but the people who voted for Trump because Harris was going to make them eat their vegetables are realizing that Trump wants them to eat dirt.
January 5, 2026 at 2:54 PM
I think it is something like that.
Not because the median American voter has suddenly turned liberal and peace-loving, but the people who voted for Trump because Harris was going to make them eat their vegetables are realizing that Trump wants them to eat dirt.
Not because the median American voter has suddenly turned liberal and peace-loving, but the people who voted for Trump because Harris was going to make them eat their vegetables are realizing that Trump wants them to eat dirt.
January 5, 2026 at 4:11 AM
i scared the owlbear away but I wanted to see how much it would hurt to fight it so I saved and decided to give it a shot. my current strategy of letting gale eat dirt over and over while shadowheart wakes him up and my character and asteron deal damage seems to be working lol
January 5, 2026 at 2:59 AM
i scared the owlbear away but I wanted to see how much it would hurt to fight it so I saved and decided to give it a shot. my current strategy of letting gale eat dirt over and over while shadowheart wakes him up and my character and asteron deal damage seems to be working lol
are you just a dirt enjoyer or a dirt eater too? i eat mud and i want to know if you do too before i give you my #otakusignofapproval
January 4, 2026 at 5:39 PM
are you just a dirt enjoyer or a dirt eater too? i eat mud and i want to know if you do too before i give you my #otakusignofapproval
[ ah! the worm is interested further in the vine than before, now finally touching it with palm flat against. furrowing brows, scrunching nose, wiggling ears and all. ]
i dig, i rule a realm, i eat dirt, sometimes i eat an ant or two- or three,,
sometimes i visit different sections.
i dig, i rule a realm, i eat dirt, sometimes i eat an ant or two- or three,,
sometimes i visit different sections.
{ catching note on how it shuffles closer, hans can't help but smile a little. with a wave of his hand, the vine moves closer to the wormy fellow. permission to touch granted. }
well, what wormy things do you do?
well, what wormy things do you do?
[ the vine is interesting, especially how it just- shows up. it makes a small shuffle closer to it, just for curiosity sake. maybe even reaching a hand out to touch. ]
,, i dont know what else you would want to know… im just a worm, i guess. i do worm things!
,, i dont know what else you would want to know… im just a worm, i guess. i do worm things!
January 4, 2026 at 4:41 PM
[ ah! the worm is interested further in the vine than before, now finally touching it with palm flat against. furrowing brows, scrunching nose, wiggling ears and all. ]
i dig, i rule a realm, i eat dirt, sometimes i eat an ant or two- or three,,
sometimes i visit different sections.
i dig, i rule a realm, i eat dirt, sometimes i eat an ant or two- or three,,
sometimes i visit different sections.
yeah! i liked to dig around and eat stuff that fell in the dirt. 💧
the flowers were pretty too, sometimes i ate those,, but only the old ones.
the flowers were pretty too, sometimes i ate those,, but only the old ones.
i.... you actually liked my garden..?
i liked your garden❗️it was nice and the soil was delicious, and i had a great time inside of it. :)
January 4, 2026 at 4:04 PM
yeah! i liked to dig around and eat stuff that fell in the dirt. 💧
the flowers were pretty too, sometimes i ate those,, but only the old ones.
the flowers were pretty too, sometimes i ate those,, but only the old ones.
I want to publicly say to my former friends and acquaintances who, because they're mean and dumb, voted for this evil person, a hale and hearty FVCK Y0U
I blame them personally for this horror show, and all the "Christians" in this country can eat dirt
I blame them personally for this horror show, and all the "Christians" in this country can eat dirt
US President Donald Trump threatens to invade and attack other countries: “We have to do it again [in other countries]. We can do it again, too. Nobody can stop us." #VenezuelaInvasion
January 4, 2026 at 6:25 AM
I want to publicly say to my former friends and acquaintances who, because they're mean and dumb, voted for this evil person, a hale and hearty FVCK Y0U
I blame them personally for this horror show, and all the "Christians" in this country can eat dirt
I blame them personally for this horror show, and all the "Christians" in this country can eat dirt
It’s not the most important thing today and it’s not very gracious at all but I’d just like to issue a very special and additional Eat Dirt to all the elbow patch boys who told me I was overreacting ten years ago
January 3, 2026 at 6:20 PM
It’s not the most important thing today and it’s not very gracious at all but I’d just like to issue a very special and additional Eat Dirt to all the elbow patch boys who told me I was overreacting ten years ago
I am sick of giving Trump the attention he craves.
I would rather eat dirt.
I would rather eat dirt.
January 3, 2026 at 3:55 PM
I am sick of giving Trump the attention he craves.
I would rather eat dirt.
I would rather eat dirt.
More like I will make you eat organic dirt!
-Dogma Prime
-Dogma Prime
January 3, 2026 at 3:50 PM
More like I will make you eat organic dirt!
-Dogma Prime
-Dogma Prime
Do you eat your mashed potatoes rustic: with the skins, or without?
I go rustic unless using russets. No matter how much I clean them bitches the skin tastes like dirt
I go rustic unless using russets. No matter how much I clean them bitches the skin tastes like dirt
January 3, 2026 at 12:17 AM
Do you eat your mashed potatoes rustic: with the skins, or without?
I go rustic unless using russets. No matter how much I clean them bitches the skin tastes like dirt
I go rustic unless using russets. No matter how much I clean them bitches the skin tastes like dirt
to all the orcs believing pootler, I sure hope you like to eat DIRT like North Koreans have to do.
Your rubles are being used for missiles & drones that DESTROY themselves (value goes to Zero) and *poof* the rubles are gone.
Ask Dear Leader for crumbs... he seems to be doing just fine... for himself
Your rubles are being used for missiles & drones that DESTROY themselves (value goes to Zero) and *poof* the rubles are gone.
Ask Dear Leader for crumbs... he seems to be doing just fine... for himself
🎉 Happy New Year! Imagine going to buy holiday gifts, knowing you saved up, and the ATM just says “Nope.” That’s the reality for millions of Russians this season. Their banking system is in its worst meltdown since 1998, and now the cash is literally gone. 🏦💸
#RussiaIsCollapsing
#RussiaIsCollapsing
January 2, 2026 at 2:20 AM
to all the orcs believing pootler, I sure hope you like to eat DIRT like North Koreans have to do.
Your rubles are being used for missiles & drones that DESTROY themselves (value goes to Zero) and *poof* the rubles are gone.
Ask Dear Leader for crumbs... he seems to be doing just fine... for himself
Your rubles are being used for missiles & drones that DESTROY themselves (value goes to Zero) and *poof* the rubles are gone.
Ask Dear Leader for crumbs... he seems to be doing just fine... for himself
All my autistic vegan friends (so, all my friends) were talking about how much they wish they could eat dirt because the texture rules, so of course I made dirt cups for my birthday party. (I have discovered you can move vegans nearly to tears if you find a way to make nostalgic junk food vegan.)
January 2, 2026 at 12:15 AM
All my autistic vegan friends (so, all my friends) were talking about how much they wish they could eat dirt because the texture rules, so of course I made dirt cups for my birthday party. (I have discovered you can move vegans nearly to tears if you find a way to make nostalgic junk food vegan.)
i don't understand how Tati is so good at being a cat at less than 9 months old, even though she has had no one to teach her The Cat Ways. (Artemis has only taught her to eat dirt and obey Artemis.) I'm not nearly as good at being human despite 60x the length of time to practice 🥺
January 1, 2026 at 7:12 PM
i don't understand how Tati is so good at being a cat at less than 9 months old, even though she has had no one to teach her The Cat Ways. (Artemis has only taught her to eat dirt and obey Artemis.) I'm not nearly as good at being human despite 60x the length of time to practice 🥺
2026 hasn't even started n shit wyldin out n ppl crashing out in the mains already. I slept 14 hours today. Gonna eat n go back to sleep. Fuck the year end bullshit parade. Fucking bullshit cold can eat a fucking dirt dick.
December 31, 2025 at 11:06 PM
2026 hasn't even started n shit wyldin out n ppl crashing out in the mains already. I slept 14 hours today. Gonna eat n go back to sleep. Fuck the year end bullshit parade. Fucking bullshit cold can eat a fucking dirt dick.
My precious little girl just collapsed at the end of maybe her longest rage tantrum after I politely forgot to eat the piece of dirt she offered me from the bedroom floor and then did it again a minute later with the back of an earring. My 2025 smh
December 31, 2025 at 11:02 PM
My precious little girl just collapsed at the end of maybe her longest rage tantrum after I politely forgot to eat the piece of dirt she offered me from the bedroom floor and then did it again a minute later with the back of an earring. My 2025 smh
i eat the dirt the banana was grown in
December 31, 2025 at 9:35 PM
i eat the dirt the banana was grown in
It’s scary. I remember my aunt always telling my mother to stop making us wash our hands, saying “kids gotta eat a pound of dirt.” Like don’t be “too clean” and toughen ‘em up with some bacteria exposure. So these people think it’s that, but with viruses?? Mind boggling.
December 31, 2025 at 8:27 PM
It’s scary. I remember my aunt always telling my mother to stop making us wash our hands, saying “kids gotta eat a pound of dirt.” Like don’t be “too clean” and toughen ‘em up with some bacteria exposure. So these people think it’s that, but with viruses?? Mind boggling.