I read the news today, oh boy.

If only it was just a thousand holes in Blackburn Lancashire.

I think I'll turn off the internet and paint a still life of these cannonball sized apples - the first harvest - from my neighbour Shannon's very young tree.
#HowDoYouLikeThemApples ?
#art #photography

On our farm CSA pickup this week I added on a pound of apples. To be fair, I weighed them, and we got 1.2 pounds, but it turns out that is just the weight of 2 apples. They are pretty big. I did not think this through. #HowDoYouLikeThemApples

Ah fuck it. I could do with a good cry.

#SaturdayNightAtTheMovies
#HowDoYouLikeThemApples

What they did to us they're doing it to their own kind now.
The ancient ancestors needed this karma.
Karma is a motherfucker🎯
#eyeforaneye
#yingyang
#howdoyoulikethemapples

Apples are like the whiskey of fruit. Every varietal is so different in character with a lot of really great nuance to be found.

Gotta catch all them apples!
#howdoyoulikethemapples #apples #whiskey

Historically this has worked as a solution to income inequality too
#Incel
#JordanPeterson
#Satire
#FreeSpeech
#HowDoYouLikeTHEMApples?

I've just seen a headline flicker past on one of the 24 hour TV news channels saying "Harris must balance the ticket" ...

Yeah.

I suggest Missy Elliott. Or Megan Thee Stallion.

#HowDoYouLikeThemApples
#Dorks

Yes, but then your baby would grow up to be HITLER

#HowDoYouLikeTHEMApples

Not sure about this new wallpaper #howdoyoulikethemapples https://instagram.com/p/z0gnlrqq3v/