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Duza Bear PLUS @ DuzaBear.com - the Inter-webs most furry streaming service with comedy, satire, TEDitorials and PUPPETS!
Edmonton, Alberta, Canada - the greatest city in the world! Pronouns: jym/jee
Anyone who measures their legacy by their progeny is a failure at both. Nearly any idiot can reproduce. It's not an accomplishment to brag about.
“Woman Enjoying Career Literally Made Possible by Feminism Declares Feminism a Failure”
December 28, 2025 at 2:55 PM
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Democrats: We have not yet begun to fight!
Voters: Why the hell not? What the fuck are you waiting for?
December 28, 2025 at 10:40 AM
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December 28, 2025 at 1:17 PM
This dude won't feel 65 is too young to retire when he's 61 and bone arses tired of schlepping for peanuts.
Ben is basically a libertarian and I can’t agree that retirement itself is stupid.

But he’s right that 65 is too young to get social security. We can’t afford it anymore.

Medicare though needs a different solution. Raising the retirement age won’t fix why it’s expensive.
December 28, 2025 at 5:00 AM
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Imagine watching Sinatra, son of Dolly & Antonini born in Genoa & Sicily, respectively, and Martin, son of Gaetano & Angela, born in Montesilvano, Italy & Ohio respectively, (Angela to parents born in Monasterolo, Italy), and crusading against the value of children of immigrants to the U.S.
December 26, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Trump needs to fix his border. There are too many immigrants trying to illegally cross FROM America...
www.theglobeandmail.com/canada/artic...
Haitian migrants intercepted on Christmas in Quebec near U.S. border, RCMP say
Mounties say the people in the group were between the ages of one and 60, including a three-year-old
www.theglobeandmail.com
December 27, 2025 at 11:35 PM
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Just a reminder “the radical left scum” took down the empire.
December 27, 2025 at 8:06 PM
ROBIN IS NOT A RADIO!

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December 27, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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December 25, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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December 26, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Hey #donOLD, drop your stupid tariffs and we'll buy American again. Otherwise fart right off!
December 26, 2025 at 2:30 PM
It's so much nicer when you redact the toxic parts of his posts. Don't you agree?
#RedactTrump
December 26, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Let's start redacting Turnip For Brains. With either white or blacking out we can turn every post he makes into something that isn't demented and inhuman.
#Potus #DementiaDon
December 25, 2025 at 10:36 PM
They're only unpopular with racists and her failing government...

#ResignSmith #ableg

"Smith says Section 33 usage more likely amid unpopular court rulings" | Edmonton Journal
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Alberta's Smith says notwithstanding clause increasingly likely amid unpopular court rulings
Alberta Premier Danielle Smith said in a year-end interview she's increasingly willing to use the notwithstanding clause.
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December 25, 2025 at 6:28 PM
The leading cause of death in #Alberta is named #DanielleSmith
December 24, 2025 at 7:40 PM
There are no innocent bystanders. All American's are complicit in their own Re-Trumping...
December 24, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Would Canada want to be America's 51st State?
Thanks, but no thanks....
December 24, 2025 at 3:34 PM
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December 24, 2025 at 3:10 AM
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Well, genius, a President is a politician.
The fact you trust a pathologically lying, narcissistic, sociopath tells me a great deal about your poor choices.
December 23, 2025 at 11:00 PM
"release the Epstein files, you cowards!"
- Bill Clinton
Bill Clinton releasing a statement saying 'release the Epstein files, you cowards' was not on my bingo list.
December 23, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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CBS NEWS: “We can’t report on the current murdering spree until we get the serial killer’s side of the story.”
December 22, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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The easiest position in any company for artificial intelligence to replace is the CEO and the CFO. They certainly couldn't be any less heartless
December 21, 2025 at 3:05 PM
This Hour Has MORE CHRISTMAS (puns)

For a second year Duza gets talked into co-hosting a special Christmas edition of This Hour Has 7 Minutes and once again, Gerome is just punning it in...
youtu.be/eJzSD0LQKhs
This Hour Has CHRISTMAS (puns)
YouTube video by Duza Bear
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December 22, 2025 at 6:43 PM