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Edmonton, Alberta, Canada - the greatest city in the world! Pronouns: jym/jee
The cheapest province in Canada in every way...

Sadly the only reason for it is because none of the provincial governments they've had have any backbone.

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Danielle Smith says 'significant' deficits to come, rules out tax hikes and big cuts | CBC News
Alberta Premier Danielle Smith says "significant" deficits are in store for the province as her government tries to grapple with low oil prices.
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February 12, 2026 at 10:01 PM
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The SAVE act also forces states to submit their voter registration lists to the DHS! I know we’ve been focused on voter ID but that’s only the tip of the iceberg !
February 12, 2026 at 6:30 PM
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I asked a chef if he ever served a steak raw...
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He said yeah but it’s rare.
February 12, 2026 at 6:03 PM
They're not.
#DanielleSmith is the leading cause of death in #Alberta.
“Nearly a month after Alberta’s hospitals minister said emergency room doctors would “immediately” be working in a new role to triage patients in overcrowded waiting rooms, the province & its health agencies will not say if any triage liaison physicians are on the job.”

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Alberta government won't say if promised new triage emergency doctors are on the job | CBC News
Nearly a month after Alberta’s hospitals minister said emergency room doctors would “immediately” be working to triage patients in overcrowded waiting rooms, the province and its health agencies will ...
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February 12, 2026 at 7:07 PM
The people with the lowest tax rate in the country are complaining about taxes again...

I swear, #Albertans couldn't survive 3 weeks living anywhere else...

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Taxes, traffic impacting St. Albert quality of life most, survey says
Read the full story and comment on stalbertgazette.com
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February 12, 2026 at 4:15 PM
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My cartoon in today's Toronto Star
February 12, 2026 at 1:08 PM
#PamBondi, just another liar...
Throwback to Pam Bondi’s campaign ad for Florida AG:

“I’ll fight to put human trafficking monsters where they belong. Behind bars.”

The ad aged. The internet remembers.
February 12, 2026 at 1:22 PM
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February 11, 2026 at 10:12 PM
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Yeah this 👇
February 11, 2026 at 7:06 PM
This is funny because humans are the least interesting species in Star Trek...
There are too many aliens in star wars. There should only be like four species: humans, tall bear man, little green man, and squid man. Star Trek was good about this until recently and now also has Too Many Aliens. They should have humans, forehead man, ear man, and green man.
February 10, 2026 at 11:34 PM
The correct term for "soft separatists" is "fools".

"New survey on Alberta separation finds significant number of people leaning towards independence"
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New survey on Alberta separation finds significant number of people leaning towards independence
Political analyst Lori Williams says there is a portion of ‘soft separatists’ in Alberta, who may not necessarily want to leave, but want to ‘send a message.’
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February 10, 2026 at 9:40 PM
No where in Canada have 36% of people been a victim of crime.
It wouldn't be this high even if you included someone stealing your parking spot at the mall!
Good gawd, people. Calm down!!!
February 10, 2026 at 5:41 PM
Ya got it backwards there, Skippy!
Canada would never have existed without First Nations helping us fend of America in the War of 1812 - before WE existed.

Why are all Conservatives blindly ignorant?
February 10, 2026 at 5:14 PM
#America - we're actually embarassed for you.
What a moron you have running things. No wonder your economy is cratering.
February 10, 2026 at 5:11 PM
America paid nothing for this bridge. What a vile turd he is!
February 10, 2026 at 2:10 PM
The party that triggers an election loses not less than 5% support between dropping the writ and election day.
Canadians do not like voting.
Do you know this, @mark-carney.bsky.social ?
February 10, 2026 at 1:22 PM
The leading cause of death in #Alberta is named #DanielleSmith.
#ableg

"Alberta health care plan a national threat"
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What Alberta is doing with its health care is a threat to every Canadian
The new dual practice legislation in Alberta will create a two-tiered multi-payer system that does not address the real problems in health care because it does not involve adding more
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February 10, 2026 at 1:57 AM
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“The Alberta government has not complied with a court order to hand over complete records relating to a problematic rural intersection, causing further delays in a fatal dangerous driving trial”

#abpoli #ableg #cdnpoli

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Alberta government 'did not comply' with court order to hand over documents about rural intersection: lawyer | CBC News
The Alberta government has not complied with a court order to hand over complete records relating to the intersection of Highway 9 and Highway 564, causing further delay in a fatal dangerous driving t...
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February 10, 2026 at 1:27 AM
VERY GOOD QUESTION

because sexual predators don't just stop....
February 9, 2026 at 8:34 PM
Human night vision is less impacted by red light (look up rods versus cones) so this could work better for us - and wildlife!

No pun intended but it's worth keeping an eye on...

"Denmark Just Switched to Red Streetlights, Solving a Problem Every Modern City Deals With" share.google/1p5ChAMXvGOl...
Denmark Just Switched to Red Streetlights, Solving a Problem Every Modern City Deals With
Denmark’s bold lighting shift is turning heads, and it might be the blueprint for the cities of tomorrow.
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February 9, 2026 at 8:32 PM
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If your country is at war with another country then your citizens should not be able to compete in the Olympic games.
February 8, 2026 at 11:12 PM
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it will really be something if the Epstein Files unseat a British Prime Minster who isn't in them, and not the American President who was Epstein's best friend.
February 9, 2026 at 2:24 PM
"The All-American Halftime Show is an opportunity for all Americans to enjoy a halftime show with no agenda other than to celebrate [a conservative version of] faith, family & freedom"
#KidRock #PropagandaShow

I preferred the freedom to enjoy the half time show who's only agenda was to entertain.
February 9, 2026 at 4:53 PM
One of the reasons the #conservative party stuck with #Poilievre is because they were closing in on the Liberals in the polls again, but that was voters expecting the party to ditch #Pierre.
Since their leadership review kept him their numbers are tanking again because people don't like Pierre.
February 9, 2026 at 3:10 PM
"You will see a longing for change, side by side with a dread for change"
-David Edelstein

He was talking about the Oscar's So White controversy 6 years ago, but it's stuck with me because it seems to nail the problem with society right now.
February 9, 2026 at 3:05 PM