#assurés
I have to think this is the beginning of the end for the Trump regime. And I want to think that there will be Olympic and World Cup sanctions like with Russia. But the former is disproportionately paid for by US and latter is to partly occur in the US snd doing do assures WWIII. Terrifying.
January 3, 2026 at 2:03 PM
don’t worry y’all, Juan63817379 assures you that his country yearns for freedom and welcomes US soldiers with open arms
January 3, 2026 at 1:11 PM
Well, yes, it has always been the case before, but cryptoguy1488 on X assures me that he’s been in communication with the VP about the situation and this time will be different
Among the many reasons you don’t kidnap a foreign head of state at gunpoint even if you have the capability, is that it sparks consequences you can neither control nor anticipate.
January 3, 2026 at 1:02 PM
The "wait, are we SURE that there's gold bars in Fort Knox?" administration assures you that it has done its research and there is no need for congressional approval to kidnap the leader of a foreign nation that we aren't at war with in the dead of night because it's what the silent majority wanted.
January 3, 2026 at 10:16 AM
But, the NYT assures us it's another case of he said-she said.

www.nytimes.com/live/2026/01...
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January 3, 2026 at 9:22 AM
He has never heard of "Venezuela" and assures us its s dem hoax.
January 3, 2026 at 8:49 AM
Trump Assures Struggling Nation He Has Plenty Of Money — theonion.com/trump-assure...
Trump Assures Struggling Nation He Has Plenty Of Money
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January 3, 2026 at 6:31 AM
Everyone relax. The military assures us Plan B(attery Removed) is active. He can press the button all day long but nothing’s plugged in. ☢️🛋️
January 3, 2026 at 6:19 AM
Its not what you think💦🦊
(Maybe...)

#dispatch #dispatchoc #waterboy
January 3, 2026 at 6:03 AM
Ah yes, the Zero System. The thing that puts you into a berserker rage where you'll incur any amount of collateral damage as long as it assures victory. Of course it's good for commanding troops.
January 3, 2026 at 6:00 AM
🥼 Budget de la Sécu : le Conseil constitutionnel valide l’austérité contre la santé et les travailleurs

Le Conseil a donné son feu vert au budget, entérinant coupes budgétaires, restrictions d'arrêts maladie et nouvelles attaques contre les assurés.
Budget de la Sécu : le Conseil constitutionnel valide l'austérité contre la santé et les travailleurs
Ce mercredi 31 décembre, le Conseil constitutionnel a donné son feu vert au budget de la Sécurité sociale 2026, entérinant coupes budgétaires, restrictions sur les arrêts maladie et nouvelles…
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January 3, 2026 at 6:00 AM
😴 Bouche ouverte la nuit = ronflements assurés. Un accessoire discret existe pour y remédier. À tester ici : www.sommeilapnee.fr/bandeau-anti... #Audition #Confort
January 3, 2026 at 5:03 AM
letting his husband chatter his ear off with his latest novel. KDJ falls quiet after a while, making YJH look back questioning. KDJ chuckles, self consciously stating he didn't want to annoy his King with such trivial things. YJH assures KDJ such thing isn't possible and these+
January 3, 2026 at 4:36 AM
DOJ lies. When I hear DOJ assures I see Pamela Jo lecturing people with lies
January 3, 2026 at 3:19 AM
Select selectors clarify that SA20 results won't influence T20 World Cup team choices

Despite strong showings in SA20, Patrick Moroney assures minimal impact on squad selection for the T20 World Cup.

#SA20 #T20WorldCup #CricketSelectors
January 3, 2026 at 2:00 AM
My mom has watched the CBS Evening News pretty much all my life -- even more often than not when she couldn't even stand the anchor (most recently during Norah O'Donnell's tenure) -- and she now assures me, no way, no how under the new Bari Weiss-engineered Tony Dokoupil era.
January 3, 2026 at 12:43 AM
M-2 ) its a running gag that Malik is always on his laptop, tablet, phone, or computer to work and no one knows what his actual job is.

when asked, he always gives a vague answer, but assures that it's not illegal.

he tends to come off as aloof and cold, but he's just not very expressive.
January 2, 2026 at 11:55 PM
Casey moves out of the house that she shares with a few artist friends. Apologizes to them for missing the thirtieth birthday celebration that they'd been planning for her. They're somewhat flighty but they're all kind people. One of the more perceptive ones asks if she's ok. She assures him she is.
January 2, 2026 at 11:33 PM
I'll talk to my instructor about this. I guess I'll OUT MY FANDOM ROTTENNESS (lol my friend assures me this particular teacher is cool)

Basically show them the stuff I've drawn, ask if this is a strength I can leverage and if this is a good idea worth pursuing... maybe brainstorm ideas with me...
January 2, 2026 at 11:14 PM
These verses remind us that the birth of Jesus is good news for everyone. He came to bring joy, hope, and salvation to the world. The message “do not fear” assures us that Christ’s coming brings peace and new life for all who believe.
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January 2, 2026 at 10:56 PM
‘’ good . ‘s long as you’re takin care of yourself . ‘’

She assures , giving the other a gentle kiss on the cheek .

‘’ no more of that .. food slush , yeah ? ‘’

She teases , tail wagging behind her with a grin on her face .
“Mhm, I have been as indicated. Although I do still have my bad days after all, though not as bad as the first time it got really bad.”

She probably told Pokke once that after the Satsuki Sho she spent 2 days without being able to walk properly.

“But I do still need substenance, so here I am.”
The bay nods , a small eyebrow raise on her expression to show her worry about the others legs .

‘’ have you been doin good with taking care of your legs ? ‘’

She hums , her tail reaching to intertwine with Tachyons .
January 2, 2026 at 10:34 PM
It's truly appreciated and assures me that I am doing something right with my channel.

Especially booting up old retro games and playing them either for the first time and/or showing off ones I love with a burning passion.

Here's to a (hopefully) better year than 2025 with cool things going down.
January 2, 2026 at 10:23 PM
Toucan Sam assures us cyanide poisonings are under control.
January 2, 2026 at 9:24 PM
merit (n.)
January 2, 2026 at 9:22 PM