Hailey. 🍉
@haileyjmos.bsky.social
@samosu_ on twitter. she/her. 405. WPS. MDNI!!
what are y’all’s favorite flowers please tell me im bored! i love peonies!!
November 11, 2025 at 8:36 AM
what are y’all’s favorite flowers please tell me im bored! i love peonies!!
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If you're bleeding internally you just uhh call around and compare health care plans. Make a budget spreadsheet and see what you can afford. Do I have to spell it out for you. I have a ballroom to build
November 11, 2025 at 1:36 AM
If you're bleeding internally you just uhh call around and compare health care plans. Make a budget spreadsheet and see what you can afford. Do I have to spell it out for you. I have a ballroom to build
btw shoutout david bowie that was the best way to start a speech ever i love him
November 11, 2025 at 8:28 AM
btw shoutout david bowie that was the best way to start a speech ever i love him
ladies and gentlemen and others, let me educate you about a man called karl marx.
November 11, 2025 at 8:26 AM
ladies and gentlemen and others, let me educate you about a man called karl marx.
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Related: I remember telling stories about my childhood to my therapist and her just staring at me through the Zoom call with a thousand yard look in her eyes and then just slowly shaking her head when I said I had a typical childhood
Related: I remember telling stories about my childhood to my therapist and her just staring at me through the Zoom call with a thousand yard look in her eyes and then just slowly shaking her head when I said I had a typical childhood
November 10, 2025 at 7:51 AM
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Related: I remember telling stories about my childhood to my therapist and her just staring at me through the Zoom call with a thousand yard look in her eyes and then just slowly shaking her head when I said I had a typical childhood
Related: I remember telling stories about my childhood to my therapist and her just staring at me through the Zoom call with a thousand yard look in her eyes and then just slowly shaking her head when I said I had a typical childhood
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is gelatin powder like viagra for slimegirls
November 11, 2025 at 6:56 AM
is gelatin powder like viagra for slimegirls
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we’re about to start seeing a lot of “here’s a cost effective meal your grandparents made during the great depression”
Japanese giant SoftBank said Tuesday it has sold its entire stake in tech giant Nvidia for $5.83 billion.
Click here to read more: https://cnb.cx/49LCIs8
Click here to read more: https://cnb.cx/49LCIs8
November 11, 2025 at 7:39 AM
we’re about to start seeing a lot of “here’s a cost effective meal your grandparents made during the great depression”
let out a yelp laughing that is way too loud for 1am
November 11, 2025 at 6:53 AM
let out a yelp laughing that is way too loud for 1am
to do:
•bank
•pharmacy
•learn what スーパークリーク did irl that got her depicted as a super𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴 in the game
•bank
•pharmacy
•learn what スーパークリーク did irl that got her depicted as a super𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴 in the game
November 11, 2025 at 6:28 AM
to do:
•bank
•pharmacy
•learn what スーパークリーク did irl that got her depicted as a super𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴 in the game
•bank
•pharmacy
•learn what スーパークリーク did irl that got her depicted as a super𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴 in the game
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what every cat hears, then ignores
dude please wake up, i really gotta pee
November 11, 2025 at 5:58 AM
what every cat hears, then ignores
ppl get so mad and accuse us of hallucinating when we say trans women get periods, acting as if hormones aren’t what govern all the chemical signals sent throughout our bodies and not an organ (uterus). unless you wanna assert that folks can’t have periods after getting hysterectomies?
November 11, 2025 at 6:05 AM
ppl get so mad and accuse us of hallucinating when we say trans women get periods, acting as if hormones aren’t what govern all the chemical signals sent throughout our bodies and not an organ (uterus). unless you wanna assert that folks can’t have periods after getting hysterectomies?
two straight women demonstrating how much they love men and certainly not eachother
amazing how this is canon but folks still get mad at u for shipping them
November 11, 2025 at 5:23 AM
two straight women demonstrating how much they love men and certainly not eachother
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Reposted by Hailey. 🍉
Help mom I’m being bullied by 87 year old novella writer Joyce Carol Oates again can you pick me up
November 11, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Help mom I’m being bullied by 87 year old novella writer Joyce Carol Oates again can you pick me up
i must admit, “trolling” has gotten less fun after being openly female online. when everyone takes what you say too literally by default what’s the point
November 11, 2025 at 5:09 AM
i must admit, “trolling” has gotten less fun after being openly female online. when everyone takes what you say too literally by default what’s the point
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I have to hand it to them, it's an incredible bit to publicly lose a game of chicken, admit that's what happened, and then spend the next day lecturing everyone about courage and tenacity
November 11, 2025 at 2:05 AM
I have to hand it to them, it's an incredible bit to publicly lose a game of chicken, admit that's what happened, and then spend the next day lecturing everyone about courage and tenacity
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Very important news everyone
November 11, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Very important news everyone
xi’an was the biggest city in the world? i can believe that. hangzhou? sure. kaifeng? now that one’s interesting cause it’s very much been overshadowed by its larger neighbor, zhengzhou. i know that’s where the original grand canal was, but it’s still pretty neat
November 11, 2025 at 5:03 AM
xi’an was the biggest city in the world? i can believe that. hangzhou? sure. kaifeng? now that one’s interesting cause it’s very much been overshadowed by its larger neighbor, zhengzhou. i know that’s where the original grand canal was, but it’s still pretty neat
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new york is kind of the konstantinoupolis of the united states when you really think about it
-city of the worlds desire but somehow overshadowed by literally any chinese city
-between two bodies of water
-cats basically own the place
-there are turks there, probably
-city of the worlds desire but somehow overshadowed by literally any chinese city
-between two bodies of water
-cats basically own the place
-there are turks there, probably
November 11, 2025 at 4:03 AM
new york is kind of the konstantinoupolis of the united states when you really think about it
-city of the worlds desire but somehow overshadowed by literally any chinese city
-between two bodies of water
-cats basically own the place
-there are turks there, probably
-city of the worlds desire but somehow overshadowed by literally any chinese city
-between two bodies of water
-cats basically own the place
-there are turks there, probably
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Reposted by Hailey. 🍉
me staring at the doctor while they tell me to do .2 mL val per week knowing damn well i’m just gonna do .6 regardless
November 11, 2025 at 4:05 AM
me staring at the doctor while they tell me to do .2 mL val per week knowing damn well i’m just gonna do .6 regardless
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a new genre of photo in the last year is federal agents working for ICE pointing guns directly at photographers
November 11, 2025 at 12:41 AM
a new genre of photo in the last year is federal agents working for ICE pointing guns directly at photographers
lmfao no wat
Chris Cuomo is trying to make this atrocious little mustache happen even though it looks like he drew it on with a ballpoint pen
November 11, 2025 at 3:14 AM
lmfao no wat