#WaterBalloons
January 28, 2026 at 11:00 AM
The goal is to not give them what they want.
Civil war/ martial law. Neighbors attacking neighbors, because MAGA exists here too. And no elections.

So while our streets are attacked with flash bangs and chemical gasses that have been banned for decades..we use whistles, waterballoons and snowballs.
January 23, 2026 at 11:13 PM
OOh someone had a thing recently about a florida guy going to Minneapolis to stage a white supremacist rally and being inappropriately dressed and pelted with waterballoons and waterpistols. He was a cold, wet and miserable person after that....
January 22, 2026 at 3:21 PM
He got playground bullied out with sillystring and waterballoons but is claiming he was “lynched” ❄️❄️❄️
January 18, 2026 at 5:03 PM
It doesn't matter; the US Army is incapable of dealing with an insurgency. Rules of engagement involve guns, not waterballoons.
January 18, 2026 at 3:06 PM
After we chased them back to their hotel, sparing the West Bank their evil march, there was nothing to do but check our phones, sing some songs and wait for the police to clear the streets. #WaterBalloons and #SuperSoakers easily trumped white macho he-man knuckleheads. Welcome to Minnesota.
January 18, 2026 at 1:46 PM
‘You know, I’m a combat photographer first, but if the shit gets too thick I’ll go to the waterballoons»
January 18, 2026 at 8:32 AM
to the assholes firing of fireworks on january 17th at 8:18 pm i hope you know i have waterballoons full of piss with your name on them.
January 18, 2026 at 4:20 AM
January 18, 2026 at 4:11 AM
You bring to mind a lovely point: when anything works we will not hear about from any official sources.

Nothing in large media will allow anything effective to spread if they can help it.

For example I suspect that I will not hear from media about people on MN using waterballoons in winter.
January 17, 2026 at 11:39 PM
waterballoons are so genius
January 17, 2026 at 10:08 PM
I was thinking the same with waterballoons. Get their clothing soaked and they'll have to retreat.

Add in a little cooking oil and it'll require they wash their Hugo Boss outfit before returning.

If you have one of those three person slingshots you can aim over houses and not get caught.
January 16, 2026 at 3:48 PM
Waterballoons full of paint would be a good suggestion.
January 11, 2026 at 4:54 PM
Though sometimes theres the "random" picks that are so boring that it loops back to boring or too silly. This is the part where I throw daggers and acid filled waterballoons at multiversus
January 8, 2026 at 1:02 AM
Flavored waterballoons!
Oh man, alleine zum Vordereingang fallen mir drei Anekdoten ein:
- dort hing ein Kondomautomat, aus dem wir uns Wasserbomben zogen (mit Erdbeergeschmack!)
- dort war ein Friseur, und als Kindermodel hing da eine Weile ein Foto von mir
->
December 29, 2025 at 7:28 PM
December 26, 2025 at 7:00 AM
Imma fite your brain.
Waterballoons at dawn.
Or... something...

There's too much garbage in the world right now to *not* share the things you are excited about, the things that make you happy.

🫂🫂🫂
December 16, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Waterballoons for ICE agents, give them the gift of pneumonia.
December 13, 2025 at 12:32 AM
2/2

My mind went to balloons on account of how her roundness and shiny skin, and I would find myself making waterballoons and picturing them as compulsively filling themselves as full as possible. For years I fantasized about women filling with hoses... puberty actually helped contextualize things.
December 11, 2025 at 7:51 PM
waterballoons.... something
December 9, 2025 at 11:44 PM
I know!! Waterballoons but filled with pig's blood to throw on his car?
Bonus points if he owns a convertible.
November 29, 2025 at 5:47 PM