#Urinals
I mean, why make the bar patrons use the urinals when you have a perfectly good diaper they can help you soak? It just makes sense.
January 20, 2026 at 1:17 AM
No urinals for me, sadly.
January 20, 2026 at 1:15 AM
Why do men have urinals in public but not at home? Is it a display of power? It scares me. Im so terrified, theyre so high up.
January 20, 2026 at 12:16 AM
A thief broke into a police station and stole all the toilets and urinals.

The spokesperson for the police said "We have absolutely nothing to go on".
January 19, 2026 at 11:39 PM
It wished that would be the social norm for all men to take their piss at public restrooms. No dividers, urinals closely side by side and pants and underwear at min pulled down to the knees. There is no shame. We are all the same. Maybe some are caged and some are plugged. But that’s ok.
January 19, 2026 at 10:08 PM
Maybe next time I see a man beeline straight from the urinals to the door, I'll follow him out and loudly announce he didn't wash his hands. That could be fun.
January 19, 2026 at 9:52 PM
I can only assume the guy who pooped in the urinals at my work also did not wash his hands.
January 19, 2026 at 9:41 PM
They even replaced the old horse trough urinals in the men's room.
January 19, 2026 at 8:17 PM
I have a solid idea of what urinals may be used for 😜
January 19, 2026 at 7:41 PM
Too many urinals, I could choose which one to use….so I didn’t 💦💦🐷 @aktivo.bsky.social
January 19, 2026 at 7:03 PM
Meanwhile, at the urinals
January 19, 2026 at 4:30 PM
Dear people who spit their Zyns into urinals,

Why?

Sincerely,
Me
January 19, 2026 at 2:32 PM
My gosh! I’d love to have you next to me at the urinals 😍
January 19, 2026 at 1:28 PM
We were talking about those urinals last week! Don't forget the overflowing sinks. Muni was special, for me. Yeah, it was outdated, but it had history of winning and times with Dad. This new place will just be pitting a $1.5B dress on a pig.
January 19, 2026 at 10:57 AM
I'll actually be moving closer to Berea/Brook Park to more conveniently attend more games. I don't miss Muni and its trough urinals and I won't miss the current stadium one bit... and lakefront development is a longtime coming.
January 19, 2026 at 10:14 AM
And bald heads make perfect urinals too
January 19, 2026 at 8:34 AM
I still say the child urinals in restrooms should be christened Bovinos.
Oh man. It would be terrible if people started following Bovino around and playing Baby Shark. It would be terrible because he would hate it, and it would probably become his theme song, and it would make his Nazi in a long coat cosplay all the more ridiculous.

So no one should do that.
January 19, 2026 at 3:04 AM
Meet me at the urinals at falcon north lol @yeshomo.co
January 19, 2026 at 2:53 AM
Transman men's public bathrooms final boss:
Single stall toilet apart from the urinals in a busy restaurant where the door won't close/locking mechanism won't work
January 19, 2026 at 2:29 AM
I feel like urinals as phone time is increasingly common. In the pub yesterday the lads either side of me in there were both scrolling away while pissing. Last week a bloke was texting away for so long he seemed to have forgotten where he was or what was hanging out.
January 18, 2026 at 6:09 PM
Breeding a married cheating man at the urinals in the middle of a public bathroom while his wife is outside shopping! #cheating #loadedhole
January 18, 2026 at 5:31 PM
We use it to unblock the urinals lol
January 18, 2026 at 5:06 PM
Meanwhile, at the urinals
January 18, 2026 at 4:01 PM
I love it when guys piss like this at the urinals
#tightywhities #manbutt
tmblr.co/ZkxpIqilmTs0...
January 18, 2026 at 12:05 PM
Didn't know the US has mobile urinals
I don't know what to tell you bruh he ain't standing
January 18, 2026 at 8:33 AM