Colby’s Big Banana 🍌
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🍌 20-something guy living in Seattle with my man 🍌 Beard, intact, hung, mostly a top… if you care 🍌 My fiancé says I’m adorably nerdy, kinda feral & occasionally funny 🍌 Expect superhero memes, general geekiness & excessive NSFW posts 🍌 Tuck Frump 🍌
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The countdown has begun… July 18, 2026, in the middle of a forest on the Olympic Peninsula, I’m gonna marry that Very Special Gingerboi.
A night of live music, dancing & edibles with a Very Special Gingerboi? Well… if I must…
a batman and robin are dancing together in a black and white cartoon .
ALT: a batman and robin are dancing together in a black and white cartoon .
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November 22, 2025 at 10:22 PM
A night of live music, dancing & edibles with a Very Special Gingerboi? Well… if I must…
Apparently the Ever Lovely Ms. Green is staying in Congress just long enough to get a pension. A coincidence, I’m sure…
a woman in a fur coat is sitting in a row of men in suits .
ALT: a woman in a fur coat is sitting in a row of men in suits .
media.tenor.com
November 22, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Apparently the Ever Lovely Ms. Green is staying in Congress just long enough to get a pension. A coincidence, I’m sure…
Meanwhile, at the urinals
November 22, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Meanwhile, at the urinals
Today's Dick Pic
November 22, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Today's Dick Pic
Hey, boys -- It's time for some Saturday morning gingersnaps!
November 22, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Hey, boys -- It's time for some Saturday morning gingersnaps!
Breakfast is served
November 21, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Breakfast is served
Meanwhile, at the urinals
November 21, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Meanwhile, at the urinals
My fiancé is such a fukn cock tease… Sitting at his laptop doing schoolwork & looking totally adorable… He knows what he’s doing… ❤️🥰💕
November 21, 2025 at 5:45 AM
My fiancé is such a fukn cock tease… Sitting at his laptop doing schoolwork & looking totally adorable… He knows what he’s doing… ❤️🥰💕
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This is the video that enraged Trump so much that he called for these Democratic lawmakers to be hanged.
They served our country, and now the President wants them dead because they said something he didn't like. We cannot become numb to these disgusting calls for political violence.
They served our country, and now the President wants them dead because they said something he didn't like. We cannot become numb to these disgusting calls for political violence.
November 20, 2025 at 6:40 PM
This is the video that enraged Trump so much that he called for these Democratic lawmakers to be hanged.
They served our country, and now the President wants them dead because they said something he didn't like. We cannot become numb to these disgusting calls for political violence.
They served our country, and now the President wants them dead because they said something he didn't like. We cannot become numb to these disgusting calls for political violence.
Is it Dick Slip Thursday already? Yes. Yes, it is.
November 20, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Is it Dick Slip Thursday already? Yes. Yes, it is.
Meanwhile, at the urinals
November 20, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Meanwhile, at the urinals
Breakfast is served
November 19, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Breakfast is served
Meanwhile, at the urinals
November 19, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Meanwhile, at the urinals
"Dad! What the actual fuck?"
November 19, 2025 at 3:32 AM
"Dad! What the actual fuck?"
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The House just voted almost unanimously to release the full Epstein Files.
Now it’s on to the Senate, and then to the White House to be signed.
It’s time for justice and accountability for all of the brave survivors — and I’ll continue fighting for them.
Now it’s on to the Senate, and then to the White House to be signed.
It’s time for justice and accountability for all of the brave survivors — and I’ll continue fighting for them.
November 18, 2025 at 9:13 PM
The House just voted almost unanimously to release the full Epstein Files.
Now it’s on to the Senate, and then to the White House to be signed.
It’s time for justice and accountability for all of the brave survivors — and I’ll continue fighting for them.
Now it’s on to the Senate, and then to the White House to be signed.
It’s time for justice and accountability for all of the brave survivors — and I’ll continue fighting for them.
Your Uber is here!
November 18, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Your Uber is here!
Meanwhile, at the urinals
November 18, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Meanwhile, at the urinals
Breakfast is served
November 17, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Breakfast is served
Meanwhile, at the urinals
November 17, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Meanwhile, at the urinals
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Marjorie Taylor Greene calling for an end to toxic fighting in politics is like Elon calling for a ban on ketamine
November 16, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Marjorie Taylor Greene calling for an end to toxic fighting in politics is like Elon calling for a ban on ketamine
"Hey... Yeah, ummm... I'm looking for a ride"
November 16, 2025 at 3:46 PM
"Hey... Yeah, ummm... I'm looking for a ride"
Breakfast is served
November 16, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Breakfast is served