Colby’s Big Banana 🍌
@colbymaddox.bsky.social
🍌 20-something guy living in Seattle with my man 🍌 Beard, intact, hung, mostly a top… if you care 🍌 My fiancé says I’m adorably nerdy, kinda feral & occasionally funny 🍌 Expect superhero memes, general geekiness & excessive NSFW posts 🍌 Tuck Frump 🍌
Don't insult penises like that! RUDE.
November 22, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Don't insult penises like that! RUDE.
Yes, you do. 🤪
November 21, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Yes, you do. 🤪
They'd look better on the floor of my beroom.
November 21, 2025 at 7:52 PM
They'd look better on the floor of my beroom.
Pawned it to buy herpes meds
November 21, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Pawned it to buy herpes meds
Will it be a death match?
November 21, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Will it be a death match?
She rolled the dice, got exactly the numbers she needed & then yelled "Naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaazi"
a south park character is sitting at a table with a box of vantzee
ALT: a south park character is sitting at a table with a box of vantzee
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November 20, 2025 at 5:22 PM
She rolled the dice, got exactly the numbers she needed & then yelled "Naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaazi"
This little piggy cried “wee-wee-wee” all the way to prison. 🐷
November 20, 2025 at 6:24 AM
This little piggy cried “wee-wee-wee” all the way to prison. 🐷
I’m a top in Seattle. Of course, I’m engaged & basically monogamous… but still…
November 20, 2025 at 6:16 AM
I’m a top in Seattle. Of course, I’m engaged & basically monogamous… but still…
I'll do it!!!
November 20, 2025 at 1:05 AM
I'll do it!!!
I kinda wanna spread those cheeks & dive in!
November 20, 2025 at 12:07 AM
I kinda wanna spread those cheeks & dive in!