#TECHBRO
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And of course the Trump police state can easily track down whomever they wish to arrest thanks to tools it buys from its techbro pals.
New from 404 Media: here is the user guide for ELITE, the tool Palantir made for ICE. A map shows people on a map; ICE clicks them, brings up their dossier. ICE uses to find which neighborhoods to target. We obtained it, you can now read the document for yourself: www.404media.co/here-is-the-...
Here is the User Guide for ELITE, the Tool Palantir Made for ICE
404 Media is publishing a version of the user guide for ELITE, which lets ICE bring up dossiers on individual people and provides a “confidence score” of their address.
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January 30, 2026 at 3:53 PM
Limp-wristed, Reform, BroLigarchy TechBro, CryptoBro, Anarcho-Capitalism "Libertarianism" Cultists like Daytrading Never Worked a Day in His Life Nigel Yells HSSS at Jews, Fuhrage,

"Let's make everyone wait at least half an hour or more for a payment for a coffee to finish nevermind a weekly shop".
January 30, 2026 at 3:49 PM
Also … it’s a fucking organic, evolving, “what the hell happened to our Constitution and to any sense of shared facts and also which of the techbro apps is least worse to utilize??” effort to organize, not a goddamn model UN.
January 30, 2026 at 3:37 PM
CAN WE PLEASE ALL AGREE THAT SELF-DRIVING CARS ARE A POINTLESS TECHBRO SOLUTION IN SEARCH OF A PROBLEM or even need or want? They're deadly dangerous and driving is not something that people are clamoring to have done for them.
January 30, 2026 at 3:34 PM
Plot Twist: Techbro é na verdade humanista e encoraja a todos se hidratarem melhor

#factcheck
Talvez a gente devesse beber mais água.
January 30, 2026 at 3:33 PM
AI baba és a 40 techbro
January 30, 2026 at 2:40 PM
Three avenues for America as I see it. 1) Dysfunctional survival: democracy and the rule of law just about hang on and we have a temporary reprieve before the GOP/Techbro nexus returns to power. 2) Russia-style oligarchic pseudo-democracy. 3) Blue States secession and/or civil war.
January 30, 2026 at 1:39 PM
also as someone with zero interest in LLMs & genAI, I think I tend to treat such commentary as a personal attack (when from ppl I otherwise respect). it's obviously not that... but it smells like it. smells like AI techbro rhetoric. why are you using AI techbro rhetoric
January 30, 2026 at 1:38 PM
Brainiac/Doc Ock does sound like a more interesting dynamic but good fucking lord, why is the Spider-Office so deadset on redeeming Norman Osborn? ...especially at a time when TechBro billionaires are going full mask-off as IRL Green Goblins?
#FizzVsComics
January 30, 2026 at 1:17 PM
I cannot overstate how much I hate we decided to call LLMs AI for a marketing purpose now you literally can't find any real information on AI for games or anything at all that isn't this slop producing fetid piece of white bread techbro trash.
January 30, 2026 at 1:02 PM
LLMs are *language* models, it's in the name, and you don't need to steal the world's creative output to make a model that understands language.

It's the techbro version of an LLM that pretends to be a person and pretends to be creative and pretends to be all-knowing that requires that.
January 30, 2026 at 10:53 AM
It's such techbro shit. "What should we name our meal replacement product?" "How about Soylent after the fictional food product secretly made from human corpses in the famous dystopian environmental thriller "Soylent Green"?".
January 30, 2026 at 9:52 AM
Folk som har kunnet skrive de siste 10 000 åra og dagens techbro-utviklere er av samme ulla. De forvalter en teknologi som tjener de rike og holder oss andre fanget.
January 30, 2026 at 9:32 AM
Really taps into the current backlash thats building against the USA under the Orange Idiots regime & US techbro corporatism.
January 30, 2026 at 9:07 AM
it deeply shook me when I found out that christians don’t believe animals have souls. like. if the singularity is just techbro rapture, then would the singularity of have animals in it? no, because animals don’t have souls. but what are humans without animals???? IM TOO TAOIST FOR THIS
January 30, 2026 at 8:56 AM
A) Online shop delivery services are so shit by now (race to the bottom) that I try to avoid them like the plague. No time saving plus added frustration. If your parcels don't get stolen.

B) Avoiding to make techbro billionaires even richer.

C) Wanting to see, feel, test products before buying.
January 30, 2026 at 7:55 AM
Yeah. All the - hilarious - dunking on various techbro key notes going wrong kind of miss out on how genuinely exciting the present is. It's like how we've been slow boiled about automated vehicles progress that we can't really feel an appropriate amount of awe about their advances.
January 30, 2026 at 7:53 AM
​VTM Night Road is a very, very good game that I highly recommend but regrettable it has a serious risk of making you fond of a dorkass techbro
January 30, 2026 at 7:27 AM
🔮 Pisces's Jan 30 Celestial Guidance: While prod cluster drifts under a full moon, Pisces dreams of Rust rewrite, submits PR at 3 a.m.—reviewer asleep, fish ships by accident yet it runs.
#techbro, #horoscope, #astrology, #Pisces
January 30, 2026 at 7:10 AM
🔮 Aquarius's Jan 30 Celestial Guidance: Aquarius invents AI to label tickets; stakeholders add review loop, kill automation, and schedule manual triage retro—utopia postponed to Q3.
#techbro, #horoscope, #astrology, #Aquarius
January 30, 2026 at 7:10 AM
🔮 Capricorn's Jan 30 Celestial Guidance: Promotion hinges on OKR achieved via quarterly bash script rewritten as enterprise microservice—Capricorn builds, bills 48h, and summits ladder.
#techbro, #horoscope, #astrology, #Capricorn
January 30, 2026 at 7:10 AM
🔮 Sagittarius's Jan 30 Celestial Guidance: Manager pivots strategy thrice in a day; Sag fires three yarn installs at once, breaks workspace, but documents 'experiment' and calls it research.
#techbro, #horoscope, #astrology, #Sagittarius
January 30, 2026 at 7:10 AM
🔮 Scorpio's Jan 30 Celestial Guidance: A passive-aggressive Confluence edit war over API auth escalates; Scorpio forks private version, merges without notice—secrets stay buried for Pluto.
#techbro, #horoscope, #astrology, #Scorpio
January 30, 2026 at 7:10 AM
🔮 Libra's Jan 30 Celestial Guidance: Sprint planning meets mid-quarter hiring freeze: Libra scales the backlog, equalizes low-effort/low-impact stories, and labels the rest 'technical epic'.
#techbro, #horoscope, #astrology, #Libra
January 30, 2026 at 7:10 AM
🔮 Virgo's Jan 30 Celestial Guidance: Dev environment drifts by one patch; linter fails, pre-commit hooks scream—Virgo alphabetizes dependencies at midnight—perfection reborn at v1.1.0.
#techbro, #horoscope, #astrology, #Virgo
January 30, 2026 at 7:10 AM