#SeattlePD
Attention #SeattlePD this is how you do it!
December 6, 2025 at 7:58 PM
@SeattlePD @motel6 we have another @cityofnormanok MTX projection specialist directly across the way & upstairs, the screamer from before. Aggressive "fuck you, you're going down for it," aimed towards car park instead of humans (orange coat, shoulder length dirty blonde). #rly
October 22, 2025 at 11:52 PM
@SeattlePD @motel6 you have gullible Hispanic housekeepers taking money & inspiration from out of state bad actors to enter a motel rm as part of a larger stalking, theft, & terrorism production. Today, the shorter woman entered to "check my bathroom" while o/h conf call played.
October 22, 2025 at 8:08 PM
god, people are SO MAD at the cops for accurately describing a protest
October 19, 2025 at 7:14 PM
October 19, 2025 at 12:57 AM
[gritted teeth] thank you to the Seattle police department for documenting how big this event was
October 18, 2025 at 11:40 PM
I met Officer Little of the #SeattlePD #POET squad. POET evidently stands for (it's hilarious they use this acronym) #Police Outreach & Engagement Team.

He didn't strike me as especially poetic, but he seemed like he was here to help and not be a huge asshole, so that's good

#PNW #Seattle #NoKings
October 18, 2025 at 5:35 PM
@SeattlePD we have an upstairs tenant at the motel who is likely an MTX contractor/saboteur downstream from Vicky/Chris. They moved all furniture & are audible along w/ Raid Chat in a way to suggest GPS impersonation, concurrent w/ phone connectivity issues from prev Y combinator.
October 17, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Just establishing a timeline here. I called again, had another LENGTHY 911 call that escalated the concern (in theory), & I’m still just sitting totally alone vaping in the spot I was assaulted as the 2 dudes that did it peek out from behind glass walls.

What’s up, #SeattlePD? 🤔

#Seattle #police
Evidently a low priority for #SeattlePD. That’s all right. I’m not going anywhere. Take your time you as-usual worthless fucking pigs 😆
October 8, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Evidently a low priority for #SeattlePD. That’s all right. I’m not going anywhere. Take your time you as-usual worthless fucking pigs 😆
October 8, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Seriously WTH SeattlePD, your officers were directing normal vehicles into the bus lane after a concert, when they’re most important to get bused through on a timely basis.
August 25, 2025 at 6:58 AM
I've watched dozens of SeafairParades over the years. Seeing the king county Exec, Mayor of Seattle and Chief Barnes, I've never seen so many SeattlePD bodyguards. Did they know something we didn't know? Given how screwed up everything is, additional bodyguards made sense.
July 27, 2025 at 11:46 PM
@Chicago_Police @SeattlePD @MassStatePolice @bostonpolice @DallasPD @DenverPolice @metpoliceuk
Donald Trump and MAGA want the American people to turn against you. They want YOU to be part of his MAGA army to harm us. DO YOU FUCKING GET IT?
July 4, 2025 at 4:44 PM
x.com/seattlepd?s=...

I use a version of this for my area, sometimes you can get good info from ‘em.
Seattle Police Department (@SeattlePD) / X
Seattle Police Department (@SeattlePD) / X
x.com
June 21, 2025 at 4:44 AM
June 15, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Liberals.
The reason we can never have nice things.
June 15, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Not ONE?? Y’all we have to Do Better.
June 14, 2025 at 9:52 PM
🔁 @berniewilson retweeted
@SeattlePD The tail of the #NoKingsProtest has just left Cal Anderson. That’s over 1.5 miles full of people and not a single report of property damage. https://t.co/UXDFxQPDGY
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🔁 @berniewilson retweeted @SeattlePD The tail of the #NoKingsProtest has just left Cal Anderson. That’s over 1.5 miles full of people and not a single report of property damage. https://t.co/UXDFxQPDGY
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June 14, 2025 at 9:47 PM
they’re just straight up supporting the protests
June 14, 2025 at 9:39 PM
critical support to the Seattle Police Department’s social media person, this rules
June 14, 2025 at 9:32 PM